Im a fast eater i can't help it!

2007-05-20 21:30:03

#1

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Lol. Whenever i sit down to eat dinner with my parents, im always done in like 3 minutes, and then i'll go finish something up on the computer and come out and there still eating.
I blame school, even though i dont go to school anymore (homeschooled since 8th) im still used to eating really fast cause all of 7th grade we had literaly 5 minutes to eat everything.

Also, have you ever been eating something and not take a drink untill its done, and then the food feels weird when its sliding down your throat. Then you take a big drink of liquid and it SQEEZES down your throat like a breaking dam.
BTW im not fat and im pretty healthy so dont get off thinkin im like that, i dont swing that way (the 'fat' way)

Like, i was just eating an egg salad sandwhich and that happened, it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-05-20 21:31:18)

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2007-05-20 21:31:37

#2

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|7156|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

Yay life stories?

2007-05-20 21:33:11

#3

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

acEofspadEs6313 wrote:
Yay life stories?

Yeah i forgot

/lifestory

I've seen stupider topics in the junk drawer

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-05-20 21:33:32)

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2007-05-20 21:35:18

#4

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|7156|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
acEofspadEs6313 wrote:
Yay life stories?
Yeah i forgot

/lifestory

I've seen stupider topics in the junk drawer

True.

Anyway, you pretty much sound just like my brother. He does the same thing.

I've never had the whole "breaking dam" feeling. Maybe I should try it.

2007-05-20 21:36:31

#5

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7095|New Hampshire, USA

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.

Man I was hungry before, but now Im STARVING

/sarcasm

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2007-05-20 21:36:46

#6

maffiaw: ph33r me 傻逼; +40|6885|Melbourne, AUS

Haha soo true for me.
I follow after my mother. But yeah, I've always eaten fast, maybe its genetic lol. I could finish a cheese burger in 2 minutes when I was 5. Parents thought my mouth was in vacuum it went down so fast.

2007-05-20 21:36:55

#7

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7294|Denver colorado

I eat fast.

Also....

No, no also.

2007-05-20 21:38:53

#8

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

maffiaw wrote:
Haha soo true for me.
I follow after my mother. But yeah, I've always eaten fast, maybe its genetic lol. I could finish a cheese burger in 2 minutes when I was 5. Parents thought my mouth was in vacuum it went down so fast.

Lol yeah ive been known to 'inhale' my food also

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2007-05-20 21:39:50

#9

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6714

Oh man, one time I had this pair of shoes, and they would light up when I walked, and I was downtown with my mom and this black guy was like,
"DAMN! That kid is pimp!"

I was pimp at 6 years old.

/not sarcasm, true story.

2007-05-20 21:40:05

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.
Man I was hungry before, but now Im STARVING

/sarcasm

Ahaha! the more i read what i wrote the stupider/funnier it gets

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2007-05-20 21:46:20

#11

Smithereener: Member; +138|6780|California

AudioAtomica wrote:
Oh man, one time I had this pair of shoes, and they would light up when I walked, and I was downtown with my mom and this black guy was like,
"DAMN! That kid is pimp!"

I was pimp at 6 years old.

/not sarcasm, true story.

Ahaha, light up shoes. I had a pair before when I was in first grade. Someone jacked it though and I was soo pissed. I got over it when I got another pair. (Payless lol)

2007-05-20 21:47:11

#12

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6714

Smithereener wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:
Oh man, one time I had this pair of shoes, and they would light up when I walked, and I was downtown with my mom and this black guy was like,
"DAMN! That kid is pimp!"

I was pimp at 6 years old.

/not sarcasm, true story.
Ahaha, light up shoes. I had a pair before when I was in first grade. Someone jacked it though and I was soo pissed. I got over it when I got another pair. (Payless lol)

Rofl. You got jacked for your pimp shoes.

2007-05-20 21:47:52

#13

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6786|Orrstrayleea

AudioAtomica wrote:
Oh man, one time I had this pair of shoes, and they would light up when I walked, and I was downtown with my mom and this black guy was like,
"DAMN! That kid is pimp!"

I was pimp at 6 years old.

/not sarcasm, true story.

Sweet......bling shoes!

2007-05-20 21:48:46

#14

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7104

I'm like that too, I can finish a meal in like 5 minutes. I'm always done before anyone else in my family.

2007-05-20 21:49:44

#15

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6786|Orrstrayleea

Smithereener wrote:
AudioAtomica wrote:
Oh man, one time I had this pair of shoes, and they would light up when I walked, and I was downtown with my mom and this black guy was like,
"DAMN! That kid is pimp!"

I was pimp at 6 years old.

/not sarcasm, true story.
Ahaha, light up shoes. I had a pair before when I was in first grade. Someone jacked it though and I was soo pissed. I got over it when I got another pair. (Payless lol)

If anyone ever asks me what the true meaning of "ownd" is im going to show them this {qoute}

2007-05-20 21:58:26

#16

Smithereener: Member; +138|6780|California

*ahem* Getting back on topic, I'm a fast eater/drinker depending on what type of food it is. If it's disgusting stuff I don't like, naturally, I eat slow. If it's hot food, I eat slower. If it's warm, cool, or cold, I eat is fast to somewhat fast.

If the drink is hot (ie Coffee, Tea, Hot Cocoa, etc) I drink it slow as hell. If it's cool to cold, I chug it down like nothing. (Although I do sometimes get brainfreeze from drinking a slushie)

2007-05-20 22:08:11

#17

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Smithereener wrote:
*ahem* Getting back on topic, I'm a fast eater/drinker depending on what type of food it is. If it's disgusting stuff I don't like, naturally, I eat slow. If it's hot food, I eat slower. If it's warm, cool, or cold, I eat is fast to somewhat fast.

If the drink is hot (ie Coffee, Tea, Hot Cocoa, etc) I drink it slow as hell. If it's cool to cold, I chug it down like nothing. (Although I do sometimes get brainfreeze from drinking a slushie)

damn those head-bursting brainfreezes. They're quite awefull

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2007-05-20 22:11:04

#18

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6753|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

I used to eat fast. Now I eat slow.

Hormonal changes FTL.

2007-05-20 22:13:29

#19

Smithereener: Member; +138|6780|California

Eating slower isn't that bad; you savor the flavor (oooh shiiiit, it rhymes).

2007-05-20 22:18:01

#20

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Smithereener wrote:
Eating slower isn't that bad; you savor the flavor (oooh shiiiit, it rhymes).

Rhyme, time? cause i can turn on a dime, from a mild mannered white boy to a rappin' prime.
Dont doubt me, just check out my whore
titled "A poem for bf2" all up in the junk drawer.

respekt

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2007-05-20 22:19:04

#21

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6753|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Smithereener wrote:
Eating slower isn't that bad; you savor the flavor (oooh shiiiit, it rhymes).
Rhyme, time? cause i can turn on a dime, from a mild mannered white boy to a rappin' prime.
Dont doubt me, just check out my whore
titled "A poem for bf2" all up in the junk drawer.

respekt

Eh...pwned.

2007-05-20 22:20:52

#22

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

cowami wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Smithereener wrote:
Eating slower isn't that bad; you savor the flavor (oooh shiiiit, it rhymes).
Rhyme, time? cause i can turn on a dime, from a mild mannered white boy to a rappin' prime.
Dont doubt me, just check out my whore
titled "A poem for bf2" all up in the junk drawer.

respekt
Eh...pwned.

No, my man, you've got it all wrong
i dont mean to be dissin u must be smoking a bong

You always gotta give respect
cause in this community
You never know whos got an invite
to the itty bitty titty commitie

BIOTCH.

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2007-05-20 22:21:45

#23

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6753|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Shit, yo, I just been schooled by mah homie Dezert!

/bitched

2007-05-20 22:24:39

#24

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7293|Grapevine, TX

Yeah me too, product of MCRD.

2007-05-20 22:25:06

#25

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

cowami wrote:
Shit, yo, I just been schooled by mah homie Dezert!

/bitched

Yo now you in the know.
And now you dont blow.
Like you did before.
While fucking my whore.

These rhymes dont make sense.
So no need to say.
Atleast im not religious
Cause i think its pretty gay!

ZOMG he dissed religion in his rap!1!11
But really to all of yall

/respect 4 life

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