A poem about BF2

2007-05-20 21:52:23

#1

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Ahem...

Bf2.
Bf2.
How could you let me down?
Every time i play you
I leave with a frown

From hacking newbs to armor whores
even the accasional TK'er

Sometimes i ask myself
am i the only fair player?

I do my best
but still it seems
having a good round in bf2
is only a product of wet dreams

Some mother fuckers
think there the shit
untill i finaly pwn them
they throw a fucking fit!

They crank up there aimbot
and turn on there hax
there game does the killing for them
while they enjoy snacks

While commander whores
perform lots of killery
by whoring artillery
and even cartillery

So i leave you with just 1 question,
with all these hackers just trying to raise there player specs
i sure as hell think
wouldn't you rather be having sex?!

I know i would...
I know i would...

----The End----

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-05-20 21:54:31)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-20 21:54:51

#2

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7103

lol.
lol.

That was pretty good
I with I could write poems
but the truth is
i suck dood

2007-05-20 21:55:31

#3

aj0404: It'll just be our little secret; +298|6813|Iowa...

word.only on the last part though.i love my BF2.

2007-05-20 21:56:59

#4

Fenix14: scout rush kekeke ^___^; +116|7020|Brisbane, Aus

+1 rofl

cartillery wins, god I miss 1.3

2007-05-20 21:59:25

#5

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7095|New Hampshire, USA

Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.

Now this. It is an interesting night lol

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

2007-05-20 22:03:56

#6

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.
Now this. It is an interesting night lol

LMFAO i just realized what a horrible quote i just made!!! Ahahahaha rofl

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-20 22:06:19

#7

Smithereener: Member; +138|6779|California

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.
Now this. It is an interesting night lol
LMFAO i just realized what a horrible quote i just made!!! Ahahahaha rofl

Everyone has a Freudian Slip once in a while.

2007-05-20 22:06:33

#8

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.
Now this. It is an interesting night lol

I realize now, what a mistake i made
and im sure ill take the toll
but i really honestly have to tell you
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole!!!!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-20 22:12:01

#9

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7095|New Hampshire, USA

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole.
Now this. It is an interesting night lol
I realize now, what a mistake i made
and im sure ill take the toll
but i really honestly have to tell you
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole!!!!

bahahahahaha

You are a poet and I wish I didn't have to know it

2007-05-20 22:12:07

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Smithereener wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:

Now this. It is an interesting night lol
LMFAO i just realized what a horrible quote i just made!!! Ahahahaha rofl
Everyone has a Freudian Slip once in a while.

Yeah, my great aunt is dieing of pancreatic cancer and she was given a month to live, and that was like 1 month and a week ago, and just yesterday my step mom says "Well shes sure outlived her usefullness" LOL and she meant to say "Prediction" LOL SURE!!!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-20 22:14:47

#11

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Although it is good and doesnt suck...

Are you drunk? High? C: A & B?

First:

Now this. It is an interesting night lol
I realize now, what a mistake i made
and im sure ill take the toll
but i really honestly have to tell you
it produces the best feeling when its sliding down your throat hole!!!!
bahahahahaha

You are a poet and I wish I didn't have to know it

Thanks,

I enjoy around-with-it
because some nights i like to toy around with it

its a fun skill to have
even if its just for a laugh-ve

but after i use this skill to much
the quality drains and such

but when i havent used it in a while
the skill burnes hot like a torch
or maybe even just as hot as
that fresh pile of dog shit on my porch

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-05-20 22:15:44)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-20 22:26:46

#12

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Yeah that sick ass rhyme right there musta been to much for you guys. ill try to turn it down a little.

or maybe you all died laughing?

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-20 23:15:03

#13

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6982|Montucky

Dezerteagal5

You're a Poet
I doubt you Know it
Carefull, you might show it..

thats about as far as i go with Poetry....

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