BF2S Forums Whats the Biggest act of Smacktardary you have ever done?

Me and another guy went racing on wake from one part of the island to the other, TK stupid ppl, act like idiots and much more on a ranked server, 0.1 KD for me

Once I was MEC on Karkand, but I seriously thought I was USMC. When it comes to shooting players, the blue and red tags make it obvious who's on your team. But when it comes to Commander assets, I always forget which team I'm on.

So I was Spec-Ops. We'd just recaptured Factory or one of the east island flags, and I saw that the UAV trailer was smoking. Thinking I was USMC I planted a C4 on it and thought I could get an easy point for destroying commander assets. Instead, not only did I not receive points for it, I received 3 or 4 team vehicle damages. At that point I was wondering why I'd been robbed of my deserved points. I didn't fully realise what I'd done until one of my teammates actually wrote "What happened to our UAV?", at which point I proceeded to radio a string of sorries until I was blocked from the radio channel.

back before IO servers were an option, I would find one without an admin and go Tank raping

Playing on Sharqui as a sniper I was the last one left and all the flags were capped. Most of the mecs were at the hotel and and city entrance. My team was screaming for me to cap a flag.  I had walked away to get a drink from the fridge.  There were some not so nice comments directing me to cap a flag. I proceeded to run to the tv station then down to where a boat was up on the coast line and i rode around in in for a good 10 minutes not capping anything but not dying either. LOL.  Over half the server ditched cuz they didnt want to wait any longer. LOL. Good time!

On Warlord last night I spawned in corridor next to palace flag. I looked into the room and saw 4 enemies so thought I'd be really l33t and try to take them all out. I claymored both doors and threw in two grenades...

Bang bang...delay...boom...boom..... I'd failed to spot four of my team come into the room! They must have been reviving each other before the clays detonated because when the smoke cleared I had 4 enemy kills, 4 team damages and 6 (yes 6) team kills......

I thought it was sweet of them all not to punish me, all I got was heaps of negative points and some sarcastic comments from the enemy... by the way I then just walked into the room, revived three teammates and capped the flag

Last edited by Cannonfodder1973 (2007-05-22 11:05:52)

I remember the other one!
I entered a server where the top player had 60 odd points and got a silver at the end of the round...I was thinking, this is soo easy, i need some more pistol kills, why not go the whole of the next round killing with anything but main weapon?!?
So me and a friend proceeded to get 24 - 2 and 19 - 3 and get gold and silver.  They must have been pissed with us, 

Chuffin' brillyant

a huge amount of teabaggage

pyscofrawg wrote:

Well, I find myself fairly terrible when I hide with the M95 at the airfield on wake and don't let anybody get in the J10 or Z10.

I love doing that. Then they all spam nades up the hill

I joined EA UK JOLT /wake, tked for the f35 raped the shit out of own my teammates on the carrier

'Attack this position!'
'Follow orders, squad!'
'My grandmother could do better!'
*artillery*

(on a tard account) C4ing up a blackhawk, and hopping in a seat where I can use my weapons. I got it full, jumped out, pressed 9 and blew the hell out of it. It was so freakin' hilarious.

(On a dummy account) Going on a Wake Island server with no admins, getting in the Essex, and gunning everyone down.

Habba669 wrote:

Stalking that guy Simmy.uk.

His thread here was pretty entertaining and it cause some copycats to join the stalking.

Burn.


I go on K&P servers with a buddy that has an F2000 and flashbang everyone.

Last edited by Undetected_Killer (2007-05-22 17:57:07)