BF2S Forums The Formula Of Life (Sex=Everything)

Cougar wrote:

Name something, anything, an object, possession, theory, idea, profession, goods, anything and I will prove that it's existence came about in order for someone to get laid.

Toilets

Toilet Sex wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Name something, anything, an object, possession, theory, idea, profession, goods, anything and I will prove that it's existence came about in order for someone to get laid.

Toilets

Thomas Crapper (who did not invent the toilet itself but did invent alot of the plumbing features) held several patents related to toilets.

wiki wrote:

Crapper and the syphonic flush toilet
Crapper's Valveless Waste Preventer
Crapper's Valveless Waste Preventer

Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock, but none were for the flush toilet itself. Thomas Crapper's advertisements implied the syphonic flush was his invention — one having the text "Crapper's Valveless Water Waste Preventer (Patent #4,990) One moveable part only" — but patent 4990 (for a minor improvement to the water waste preventer) was not his, but that of Albert Giblin in 1898.

His nephew, George Crapper, did improve the siphon mechanism by which the water flow is started. A patent for this development was awarded in 1897.

Patent=Royalties=Money=Power=Possesions=Women=Sex.

Braddock wrote:

I've read a lot of Freud's theories and it makes perfect sense that everything in this life should boil down to either sex or survival. They are the two primary primal drives that we have as humans, everything else is an extension of these two drives.

Actually it was sex and aggression, which both come under the category of survival.

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Cognitive Dissonance.

You trying to rationalize when you wake up with a fat transvestite after seeing that hot chick last night.

Outlawing prostitution.

The Chastity Belt!

lol

The only thing you cannot proove to be a formula of sex, is the act of going celebet.

But i agree, i mean who the fuck complains about sex.. Thats why i dont understand why shit like Nudity, and sex is a 'bad' thing for children to see. Its not. Ive seen hardcore since i was first interested in women, somewhere around 11 yo, and it hasnt had any adverse effects on me.

Pot...

Cougar wrote:

Name something, anything, an object, possession, theory, idea, profession, goods, anything and I will prove that it's existence came about in order for someone to get laid.

1.) Pokemon(s).
2.) Nuns.
3.) The theory of Relativity.
4.) Parasitic head syndrome.
5.) School crossing guard(s).
6.) Extreme poverty, resulting in infant starvation and then death.
7.) A marble.
8.) Pre-school teacher(s).
9.) A tricycle.
10.) A baby's crib + mobile.
11.) Midwife(s).
12.) Idea: the primary colors blue + yellow = green (a secondary color).
13.) Bacteria (they reproduce asexually).
14.) Igneous rocks.
15.) Quantum Mechanics.
16.) The various varieties of dogs, in the form of a puppy, clearly a chick magnet when used properly, but this in fact is a chance byproduct (when used to attract the opposite sex) of the domestication of wolves. As they were in fact not domesticated for the purpose of attracting the opposite sex, they were domesticated for their usefulness in the non-sexual pursuit of food, work or pest control (etc).
17.) A hermit.
18.) Celibacy.
19.) The atomic bomb.
20.) Scrabble.

Etc, etc, etc...

ssonrats wrote:

A cheeseburger.

Well the person who made that cheeseburger is trying to gain a decent income so that he can make a good life for his children.

Castration.

topal63 wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Name something, anything, an object, possession, theory, idea, profession, goods, anything and I will prove that it's existence came about in order for someone to get laid.

1.) Pokemon(s).--Consumer Item (we've discussed this already)
2.) Nuns.Brides of Christ (gettin laid by the man himself in the afterlife.)
3.) The theory of Relativity.Einstein had how many wives again?  Sure it wasn't because of his good looks.
4.) Parasitic head syndrome.Not sure what that is, but if it's a parasite, the parasite is reproducing in your head.  Sexy.
5.) School crossing guard(s).Depends on whether it pays or not.
6.) Extreme poverty, resulting in infant starvation and then death.Thats a condition, not an object, possession, theory, idea, profession or good.
7.) A marble.Consumer Item
8.) Pre-school teacher(s).Job=Money=Power=Mate+good kid skills is a sign of fertility or willingness to breed.
9.) A tricycle.Consumer Item
10.) A baby's crib + mobile.Consumer Item
11.) Midwife(s).Profession+the same theory as the pre-school teacher
12.) Idea: the primary colors blue + yellow = green (a secondary color).The fuck?
13.) Bacteria (they reproduce asexually).Having sex with themselves, bow chicka bow wow.
14.) Igneous rocks.Should have specified MAN MADE THINGS, not a fucking rock.
15.) Quantum Mechanics.Someone made a profession at that, so on and so forth.
16.) The various varieties of dogs, in the form of a puppy, clearly a chick magnet when used properly, but this in fact is a chance byproduct (when used to attract the opposite sex) of the domestication of wolves. As they were in fact not domesticated for the purpose of attracting the opposite sex, they were domesticated for their usefulness in the non-sexual pursuit of food, work or pest control (etc).But the guy who bred those dogs probably got a lot of money for doing it.  Money=Sex
17.) A hermit.Couldn't get any to begin with.  Outcast.
18.) Celibacy.Either for religious purposes (which usually is for the purpose of staying pure so that you can be a bride/groom of a god or divine diety) or it's an excuse for people who can't get any.
19.) The atomic bomb.See Einstein
20.) Scrabble.Consumer Item

Etc, etc, etc...

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

Castration.

Less man to fuck = more women to fuck.

Cougar said Everything you do, everything everyone does as a matter of fact is indeed for sex.
How the hell would you fuck after castration?

ssonrats wrote:

A mole hill

A pva glue spreader

A cage

A database

A rock.

All those things except for the mole hill and rock are consumer items.

I should had elaborated that all man made..etc were derived from sex.  I figured the community would be smart enough to diff........ahh hell, there I go thinking of fairy tales and magic dust again.