Cougar wrote:
topal63 wrote:
Cougar wrote:
Name something, anything, an object, possession, theory, idea, profession, goods, anything and I will prove that it's existence came about in order for someone to get laid.
1.) Pokemon(s).--
Consumer Item (we've discussed this already)2.) Nuns.
Brides of Christ (gettin laid by the man himself in the afterlife.)3.) The theory of Relativity.
Einstein had how many wives again? Sure it wasn't because of his good looks.4.) Parasitic head syndrome.
Not sure what that is, but if it's a parasite, the parasite is reproducing in your head. Sexy.5.) School crossing guard(s).
Depends on whether it pays or not.6.) Extreme poverty, resulting in infant starvation and then death.
Thats a condition, not an object, possession, theory, idea, profession or good.7.) A marble.
Consumer Item8.) Pre-school teacher(s).
Job=Money=Power=Mate+good kid skills is a sign of fertility or willingness to breed.9.) A tricycle.
Consumer Item10.) A baby's crib + mobile.
Consumer Item11.) Midwife(s).
Profession+the same theory as the pre-school teacher12.) Idea: the primary colors blue + yellow = green (a secondary color).
The fuck?13.) Bacteria (they reproduce asexually).
Having sex with themselves, bow chicka bow wow.14.) Igneous rocks.
Should have specified MAN MADE THINGS, not a fucking rock.15.) Quantum Mechanics.
Someone made a profession at that, so on and so forth.16.) The various varieties of dogs, in the form of a puppy, clearly a chick magnet when used properly, but this in fact is a chance byproduct (when used to attract the opposite sex) of the domestication of wolves. As they were in fact not domesticated for the purpose of attracting the opposite sex, they were domesticated for their usefulness in the non-sexual pursuit of food, work or pest control (etc).
But the guy who bred those dogs probably got a lot of money for doing it. Money=Sex17.) A hermit.
Couldn't get any to begin with. Outcast.18.) Celibacy.
Either for religious purposes (which usually is for the purpose of staying pure so that you can be a bride/groom of a god or divine diety) or it's an excuse for people who can't get any.19.) The atomic bomb.
See Einstein20.) Scrabble.
Consumer ItemEtc, etc, etc...
1.) My knowledge of Pokemon(s), never got me laid, it is not just a consumer item, it is also an idea. And, an idea originating in one person (who doesn't get laid because of it - but rather in spite of it), does not equal another person taking ownership of an idea for mass marketing purposes. These are two different entities. The origin of the idea in one does not equal the other more sexually savvy guy taking ownership of the idea.
2.) A symbolic bride of Christ, does not equal sex, it’s the opposite. The virgin birth, virgin bride = it is the same thing as a spiritual rebirth. There is nothing sexual about - it is its antithesis.
3.) That would be 2. And that is hardly relevant. Many uglier, less intelligent people, with nearly no money (personal wealth) have gotten married more times or had more sexual relationships than Einstein.
4.) Parasitic head syndrome is when your own twin is underdeveloped and is attached as a head to your own head at birth. It has no (usable) body. It must use your organs to process its needs. It is a parasitic condition (an
anything) in which your genetic twin can kill you. Explain how its existence, as an anything, will lead to getting one laid. How does the existence of this help the sufferer get laid? How does it help the parasitic head with no body (or an underdeveloped body) get laid?
5.) Does not pay. Even if it does - it might be something else that gets that person laid. Like his-her good looks, the occupation is incidental and not the reason one gets laid. Rather in spite of the profession one gets laid anyway for a different reason.
6.) Sorry this is an anything. And this anything does not get you laid. Also poverty not resulting in death does not help you get laid either.
7.) Not all marbles (or any creation for that matter) are consumer items. If I make one, and I can, and give it away, no money has been earned.
8.) Some (many) pre-school teachers (or other social caregivers) are women past menstruation and cannot conceive a child nor want too. And they (many) have taken this job profession as a secondary career after retiring from the first.
9.) Same as #1 and #7.
10.) Same as #1 and #7. And me making a crib after getting laid (making a crib - after the fact) and having one baby and one baby alone (deciding not to have more) will not help me get laid in the future.
11.) Same as #8. Also, sexual satisfaction, breeding, whatever, may happen in spite of what you do (or in spite of many of the things you do). Often the sole reason one gets laid is entirely based upon good looks. Or later based upon settling on someone less desirable - when reality sets in and sexual desire takes a backseat to other goals in life, also not everyone that gets married after settling settles on family (breeding future people), some people settle on money and/or companionship; not sex or sexual desire.
12.) The color wheel is an idea/and theory, same as any other theory or idea, that never got the originator of the idea laid. Often people get laid in spite of their good or bad ideas based upon some other reason, even beer (alcohol counts as a mitigating factor).
13.) Bacteria do not have sex. It is nonexistent. They are all non-sexual clones of one another.
14.) Yeah, you should have, also the
anything inclusion was a bad idea too.
15.) So what, you said its existence came about to get someone laid. Not true. Same as #11 and #12.
16.) Not true. At the time of domestication the concept of money did not exist at all.
17.) Fail. Being an outcast is not implied. A hermit may choose this existence as a retreat from the evils associated with society and existence. Contemplating the mystery of being on a mountaintop does not equal being cast out; the choice was made by the individual; voluntarily.
18.) Celibacy can be chosen as a reaction to sexual dissatisfaction. Not all people who practice celibacy are virgins or even believe in the absurd idea that it equals purity.
19.) Fail. This was done for a specific purpose; and not because it got someone laid. It’s existence is not about an individuals need to get laid, it is about a nation (a collective) demonstrating power in war, by demonstrating its direct purpose - to kill lots of people quickly. If someone did get laid (a pair united) because someone worked on the a-bomb, those are a couple of sick twisted individuals.
20.) Same as #1 and #12.
Last edited by topal63 (2007-05-22 11:02:38)
