steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6648|the land of bourbon
kicked for repeatedly TVing an admin who tells me he was trying to learn how to fly the heli.  i said go learn on an unranked server.
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Flex
Flex Appeal
+18|6736|NY

IKC-Wildcat wrote:

I don't have the lamest reason but i think it's frigen bull when someone runs in front of your shot and they get killed punish you then you get kicked or banned i mean i've been banned from servers where a guy shoots me to get a plane and he is still in the game he starts shooting me yet again the next time so i just turn kill him this time and they ban me that is crap i mean heck i don't think i have very many servers left with good pings to play on because of idiots like that.
Longest sentence EVER




I always manage to find the servers where the admins are all "SEAT SWITCHERS ARE EXPLOITERS AND WILL BE KICKED/BANNED"

Now if I switch seats in an FAV to shoot the .50 cal am I guilty of this rule too?

Such lamers who dont have the skills to push a couple buttons quickly ruin some of my good rounds.
Samtheman53
Banned
+346|6962|UK

Flex wrote:

IKC-Wildcat wrote:

I don't have the lamest reason but i think it's frigen bull when someone runs in front of your shot and they get killed punish you then you get kicked or banned i mean i've been banned from servers where a guy shoots me to get a plane and he is still in the game he starts shooting me yet again the next time so i just turn kill him this time and they ban me that is crap i mean heck i don't think i have very many servers left with good pings to play on because of idiots like that.
Longest sentence EVER
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6657|fåking denmark
The worst reason for a kick was:  ""  " " ""   " 
Or something like that ..
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Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6736|New York

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

The worst reason for a kick was:  ""  " " ""   " 
Or something like that ..
Not only have I had that one, but I got kicked the other night for, get ready for this:

"FUCK YOU BF2S!!"

I had my ^BF2s^ tag on and jumped on an IO karkand (eat me) and the admin didn't like my shotgun his throat met multiple times.  He then hit me with the kick.  Jerkass.
Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd
Member
+169|7013|Mexico City

Zeppo Johnson wrote:

I got kicked because of teamkilling right after I hit the "Join game" button.
i get one of those on a daily basis
XISIX
Member
+116|6881
Talking about lame kicks :

Killed attack chopper hovering at Vista Point flag on Dragon Valley.
Took em down with bomb from J-10.

Kicked for "single-seat shooting."  So I needed a gunner in my 1 seat J-10 ?

Another server :

Not that many players on 'Bad Jelly' aka Jalalabad
Went engineer commander as MEC.  No rules over no fighting commander / no commander in armor / whatever.

Kept taking out enemy over + over + over again.
Repairing tank after each encounter.
Using arty / supply crates / UAV for team.  Taking out 3 or 4 guys at once with Anti-Tank mines.

Was 2 death to 23 kills.  Get message that I'm "being reported to EA !"
Ask if it's for "being too good?"

So - fellow teammate steals tank I was repairing.
Ground pound while.  Defend some flags.

6 deaths to 36 kills.

About 8 tickets from end - kicked so lost x2 for commander.
Bah humbug.
dill13
Member
+67|6460

i got kicked for disrupting game play i was on the server for like 15 seconds and had one kill and had a lower ping then half of the people on the sever

Last edited by dill13 (2007-05-23 10:57:26)

specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|6955|arica harbour
ha another lame ass thread... ive heard this thread over and over...
MeanMachine77
Member
+25|6545
My computer is kind of old, and so it takes me long time to load the maps.
I´ve been kicked for idling several times the second my computer finished loading and i dashed away from my spawnpoint.

One time I was kicked from a FF ON server, when I (sniper) saw 6-7 guys dashing towards me one corner away on the uav. was I supposed to kill them all with my bolt action? nope. I dropped a clay and dashed away. It took out the first two guys coming round the corner, one of them an admin. Seconds later, I was kicked for SPAMMING CLAYS.

My squad made was kicked 30 seconds after asking if they would also kick him (support) for excessive firing his machine gun...

watched it on xfire and couldnt stop laughing...
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6619|Troy, New York
Capping to many Flags
Sondernkommando
Member
+22|6982
In BF1942 I got kicked because my name, "Buzzkill", disturbed all the guys who were high on pot.

No kidding.
keyoshi
Member
+28|6686
Being kicked for saying noob.
Being kicked for being kicked the previous round.
Being kicked because I refused to join teams to even them out.
insanchef711
Member
+6|6741|Indiana USA
i was kicked for saying       "  NOOB"   that gay as fuck what th e hell half my team was noobs, they werent even sgts,  so they are all still new players who sucked bals
HaxyQ
Member
+2|6454|Tromsø, Norway
I got in a jet before admin, and than he went out on the air strip, blocking my take off, so I had to TK him. When i died, the admin get the plane before me, so I blocket the run way for him, and than I got kicked.
venom6
Since day One.
+247|6825|Hungary
Kicked: Because of language or High ping (80% of my kicks)
Banned: Because i was leading and the admin guy did not wanted that he gets silver so he banned me for team killing. Lame but i was a medic and healing,reviving people not tk-ing.
Mxrider99
N00B Lamer.
+1|6451
Kicked for doing nothing but trying to even out the teams. one team was 2 people down. i joined it, and the admin goes, WTF ARE YOU DOING? and bans me. well, i got in his ts one night when he was high. he unbanned me. now i joined when he was sober, WHO UNBANNED MX? i said you, he says i musta been drunk and kicks  me, i join again. kicked. i join his ts, LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE! Kicks me. ahahahha HyperLivesForever is the biggest @$$hat ever. no wonder hes banned from these forums....
GC_PaNzerFIN
Work and study @ Technical Uni
+528|6680|Finland

I got banned for reason "stop fucking around". real reason was that I killed admin 25 times with apc and he just kept spawning next to me
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-|TS|-owNzu7
Member
+6|6685

Lunatic_480 wrote:

Kicked because I pawn3d an admin serveral times with an AA gun out of his airplane. I think he didn't want another "worst enemy" in his stats ;-)
Pawned...? it is pronounced "poon"... and spelled "pwn..."

Anyway the worst kicks for me are when they kick for admin space and they decide you are the one that needs to leave when you are in first place.. they should kick the last person that joined.

Also, on german servers I get kicked just for owning... Germans must have bad tempers cause it only happens on german servers.

And then I tend to make fun of mexicans and I always get kicked from their servers.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7109|Alberta, Canada

-|TS|-owNzu7 wrote:

Pawned...? it is pronounced "poon"... and spelled "pwn..."
You can spell it anyway you want Mr. 1337 Grammar Nazi.

I pronounce it "Pawn."
Anyways.

I got kicked for excessive TK's. When I just joined the server about 2 seconds before.
-|TS|-owNzu7
Member
+6|6685
Well I played Counter Strike back when that started getting popular, and I'm just saying to you now, it is "poon".

And its not really grammar if it is freakin a word that was made by bad grammar....
Anyway, last  I checked wikipedia listed that it was pronounced "poon"
and "poon" also makes more sense than  "pawn" mainly because the sound that "w" makes. and considering there is no "a".


But you can say it how you want.
Scratch[USA]
Member
+105|6813
Base raping on the iron gator.  I was Mec in the AA.  Go figure.
theDunadan
Member
+2|6476|CA, USA
I know this is lamest kick/ban, but this one also happens to be my favorite :

The reason I was kicked was: "Not a NOOB!" I guess that's what you get for having a little fun on a noob only server. It was awesome though. .

Last edited by theDunadan (2007-05-23 16:45:59)

-|TS|-owNzu7
Member
+6|6685
I forgot one! I got kicked from EBK clan server because I was doing bad and then I took out my m249 and went on a kill streak of 33. so they thought I toggled my hacks on
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6888|Gold coast, Aus.
Kicked off a CSS server for saying "sif" I asked the admin whats so offensive about "Sif" and he said "We will not have that language here"

I wonder if he knows that its just short for "As if"

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