MeanMachine77
Member
+25|6546
I noticed, that nowadays on some servers its not possible to play any kit and if killing someone being flamed for the use of your kit.

noobtuber, med-whore, c4-lamer and so on...

What is your favourite answer to ridicule the already furious guy in front of all other players?

One of my favourites is, when defending my sniper positions and someone gets blown apart by my claymore, they often start ranting "N00b clay bastard..." and so on...

Answer 1: " just try not to trigger them, its easy..."

Answer 2: " oh, sorry didnt see you coming"

Answer 3: "thought i heard something... . hmm... nothing"

Most of the time he´s so furious that he takes exactly the same route towards my position again, which leaves me with the second "BOOM"and him with the second "MEDIC!"


What are your best answers?
NemeSiS-Factor
Favorite Weapon? Pistol
+29|6936|Everett, WA, US
Your mother's a WHORE!

Honestly though, I have never been called out for overuse or inappropriate use of a weapon.  I do know how to call someone a whatever whore if they are doing so however.  For instance there was a guy in a warlord server who would constantly kill me with the SRAW, INSIDE the palace.  When he did finally kill me with the smg, I made a big deal about him using a gun of all things.  It wasn't even the unlock though.

Last edited by NemeSiS-Factor (2007-05-23 11:42:55)

..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|6916
"lol"
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6563|Bloomington Indiana
after killing a guy a few times in a row and getting called a haxor...i just tell them not to be so friggin predictable.

then they continue to keep using the same routes to get to me. morons
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6495|Scotland!
Nobody complains about my kit.
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6794|So Cal
I like to say 'lawl' in teamspeak... rather than type something.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6941|Florida, United States

Say "So when's the surgery?"

Wait for them to ask "WTF?"

Say "Ya know, to get the stick out of your ass!"

It usually gets laughs from the other players in the server.
EvilPropaganda
Member
+1|6451|Chicago Burbs
"Internet insults make me cry"
{XpLiCiTxX}
Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6737|New York
I don't insult people unless they need to catch one bad.

"Your mother blows farm animals!" got me kicked last night.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6592|England
i find something that really irritates people is to type " OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " every time they die and insult you.
Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd
Member
+169|7013|Mexico City
silence.
it gets on their nerves..

Last edited by Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd (2007-05-23 13:26:43)

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6713|Chicago, IL
I'm not good enough to be called a haxor

But not bad enough to be laughed at either
-|TS|-owNzu7
Member
+6|6686
I get called for MSX hacks a lot, so I usually just say "Yeah I hacks.... what are you gonna do about it"
shuts them up 99% of the time.

or sometimes i say "you can download my t3h l33t hax at www.tehleetbuf2haxxorz.com"

when I get called for being a claymore noob, I just say to stop complaining and play the game.
mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
+76|6865|S.C.
Who? me?

I'm sure you've got the wrong person
chittydog
less busy
+586|7102|Kubra, Damn it!

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:

silence.
i gets on their nerves..
That or a smiley face.
Villain{NY}
Banned
+44|6611|New York

Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:

silence.
it gets on their nerves..
Agreed. Don't even acknowledge their existence other than with the lead of your bullets.
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6568
"Your mother is so ugly, She can make a am-trac derail onto a dirt road."

Best answer I could come up with.
InnerMonkey
Member
+62|6985
I've never had anyone insult me in-game that could manage a coherent sentence.  All those extra Zs and intentional misspelling just makes me assume it's a kid.  I ask the appropriate question, "What are you, 12?" 

I wouldn't want to damage their fragile ego with any question more complicated than that.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6458|Roma
I usually correct them on their erratic spelling (which annoys plenny people), or I say they "must be really bad if my Uber-cheap aimbot can kill them, it keeps breaking"
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png
Sgt.Davi
Touches Himself At Night.
+300|6910|England
"Ure gay lol"
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6767|so randum
my best response...hmm

A couple of 7.62 rounds to the head shuts them up again.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
InnerMonkey
Member
+62|6985

Sgt.Davi wrote:

"Ure gay lol"
What are you, 12? 
Mike<Eagle23>
BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are
+359|6994|Germany

"omgtankwhornobbz u have no skillz" (or any other thing with "no skill"-stuff)

Answer "no skill eh? Seems as if killing you doesn't require any skill. So you might be right."
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6458|Roma

Mike<Eagle23> wrote:

"omgtankwhornobbz u have no skillz" (or any other thing with "no skill"-stuff)

Answer "no skill eh? Seems as if killing you doesn't require any skill. So you might be right."
Yeah that crops up a bit too
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|6886|Mhz

"Pies", I have to to get a comeback.

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