DuMa Sir
Member
+0|6460
"Grab a spoon......So you can Eat my ass" This usually works well
Mike<Eagle23>
BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are
+359|6994|Germany

ah, don't forget about the classical one: "Would you like some cheese to your w(h)ine?"
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6920|USA
kill 'em again.
venom6
Since day One.
+247|6825|Hungary
I love to flame and complain after someone killed me.
I offten say: noob,nerd,fag,fagott,hacker,hax,camper,camp camp,lame,fagtard,twat
If i die from claymores or nades: zero skill,unskilled,cheap kill,no skill

Its bad i know and i try not to flame because i make fun of myself for whineing but i cant stand not to write someting in that 10 second of time before i respawn

Last edited by venom6 (2007-05-23 14:18:23)

Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6838

I ignore them most of the time and laugh in my head. Some other times I'll say lol in the chat when I next kill them, or ask them to bend over.
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7032|Cambridge (UK)
"Go fuck yourself" - the ultimate all-purpose comeback - works in every situation...
GermanLegionaire
...performing headshots!
+46|6851|Hamburg / Germany
ignore them first, hunt them down, and finally get them with the knife or the paddles of peace, perfom a looooong t-bagging session and say something like "not your day, greenhorn... mhh?"
most people play shit when they are nervous...

Last edited by GermanLegionaire (2007-05-23 14:20:01)

^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7005|The Hague, Netherlands

"I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES"
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6458|Roma

Mike<Eagle23> wrote:

ah, don't forget about the classical one: "Would you like some cheese to your w(h)ine?"
I like
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6612|Twyford, UK
"Your MOTHER is a (noob tuber, claywhore, medic noob, etc.)"
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6832|England

I dont often send messages ingame (TV2 filters kinda shut me up ), but when I feel compelled to:

"Its not bullshit - it is simply you that is bullshit"

"Stfu and play the game. Shitstabber."

Random_Faggot: SNAKE YOU HACKER
$nake$hiT99: Hey, thanks.
^ ^ That one there always pisses em off
JetSniper
R.I.P [EPIC]Pfcguinn
+113|6603
i dont talk to much in the game but when they say things i just kill them again with it on purpose
[RFW]Xenomorph
Member
+9|6649|Sweden
"dilligaf?"
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6655|USA, MICHIGAN
just call them a helmet wearing, window licker and deal with it, sissy.
TrueArchon
Enemy Sniper..." *BOOM* "Nevermind... got him...
+61|6861|Las Vegas, NV USA
Reply?  I usually don't.

However, I'll make it a point to teabag them every time I kill them afterwards, if they get exceptionally "vocal."

That just really infuriates them then.
NaytdawgUK
Member
+7|6465|essex, UK
see, proof why cousins shouldnt marry.
DivineMomentofTruth
Member
+88|6708
I either say "cry more" or "eat a dick"
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6834|NYC / Hamburg

"stfu, no one gives a shit what you think"

"sue me"

"so?"

"what are you gonna do about it?"

"shut up, no one like whiners"

"I love you too"

or the classic
!w noobtard stop whining and play the game
usually followed by
!k noobtard we don't want people like you here
often followed by
!b noobtard GTFO
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7110|Alberta, Canada

"Your mom."

"I have a fire extinguisher in my back pocket."

I hardly have to use those, since everyone wubs me.

Last edited by Ryan (2007-05-23 15:55:09)

UnknownRanger
Squirrels, natures little speedbump.
+610|6611|Cali

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

"lol"
/win
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7041|Noizyland

I steal from Churchill.
"I may be a Clay-whore, but when I stop playing this I won't be and you'll still be a dickhead."

Well, more or less...
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6834|NYC / Hamburg

Ty wrote:

I steal from Churchill.
"I may be a Clay-whore, but when I stop playing this I won't be and you'll still be a dickhead."

Well, more or less...
We have a winner
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|6885|InGerLand
i dno about comebacks but i did love to hear
"YOU MUST BE HACKING NO ONE CAN SHOOT ME!!!"
from a guy i got a nice headshot on
i responded with
"no of course not "
the smiley face generally wins all me reckons
Mike<Eagle23>
BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are
+359|6994|Germany

I just remember a scene on a karkand server, USMC has taken all flags on the western side of the river and defended train accident. After some time an admin started whining: "Stop camping or ban"
and everyone, really everyone of the usmc team responded things like
stop banning or ban
stop playing or ban
stop typing or ban
stop breathing or ban
stop stopping or ban

he did not know what to do
GC_PaNzerFIN
Work and study @ Technical Uni
+528|6681|Finland

Mike<Eagle23> wrote:

I just remember a scene on a karkand server, USMC has taken all flags on the western side of the river and defended train accident. After some time an admin started whining: "Stop camping or ban"
and everyone, really everyone of the usmc team responded things like
stop banning or ban
stop playing or ban
stop typing or ban
stop breathing or ban
stop stopping or ban

he did not know what to do
maybe he should have banned himself?
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