Ok, so usually when my friends are out having a few beers and a curry, we always end up on the subject of toilet humour and talking about one specific thing, "An Ace".
Now this may be called different things in different countries and is still sometimes seen by many of my friends as a complete myth. So here is where the debate lies.
"An Ace", one wiper, is when you go to the toilet and do a number 2, but it is very solid and leaves no matter behind, so you can grab one piece of toilet paper and wipe once and only once. After this one wipe you can tell that you have had "an ace" and then you do not need to wipe again.
But it this just a myth? I mean I have had many "aces" over my years, but do you really only wipe once? The shock that you have nothing there will always result in you wiping again just to make sure, so does this cancel out the "ace" even though the second wipe shows no signs of matter either. I believe that this is still classed as an "ace" because you wipe once, then the second wipe doesn't really count as it is more of a security measure rather than a proper wipe. People are too afraid to leave it at just the one wipe because even though they know it is an "ace", what if they just missed? what if they wiped the wrong area and really they can not just leave it at one wipe just to say they had "an ace" to their friends!
Well anyway, I was just bored and thought I would share this Myth with you. I also googled it to see if I could find any regional variations on the subject, foreign names for it, stories about famous "aces", but google did not return anything worth reading. So I want to hear your names for it? have you ever heard about it before? Be quick because this will probably be closed for wasting valuable time!
Sorry, I was bored.
Now this may be called different things in different countries and is still sometimes seen by many of my friends as a complete myth. So here is where the debate lies.
"An Ace", one wiper, is when you go to the toilet and do a number 2, but it is very solid and leaves no matter behind, so you can grab one piece of toilet paper and wipe once and only once. After this one wipe you can tell that you have had "an ace" and then you do not need to wipe again.
But it this just a myth? I mean I have had many "aces" over my years, but do you really only wipe once? The shock that you have nothing there will always result in you wiping again just to make sure, so does this cancel out the "ace" even though the second wipe shows no signs of matter either. I believe that this is still classed as an "ace" because you wipe once, then the second wipe doesn't really count as it is more of a security measure rather than a proper wipe. People are too afraid to leave it at just the one wipe because even though they know it is an "ace", what if they just missed? what if they wiped the wrong area and really they can not just leave it at one wipe just to say they had "an ace" to their friends!
Well anyway, I was just bored and thought I would share this Myth with you. I also googled it to see if I could find any regional variations on the subject, foreign names for it, stories about famous "aces", but google did not return anything worth reading. So I want to hear your names for it? have you ever heard about it before? Be quick because this will probably be closed for wasting valuable time!
Sorry, I was bored.