Sleep walking sex with babysitter

2007-05-24 15:35:49

#1

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6630|Ireland

This defense is so stupid it just might work:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275232,00.html

This is the kind of defense you make when you watch too much Jerry Springer. If I was the girls father no charges would have been filed and the body wouldn't have been found.

2007-05-24 15:39:52

#2

wachtler83: Member; +22|7033|Columbus,Ohio

edit should have read more carefully

Last edited by wachtler83 (2007-05-24 15:45:13)

2007-05-24 15:40:12

#3

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6775

Ha, I'm going to wait till the sex tape comes out lol. jk

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-05-24 15:41:43

#4

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7290|Alberta, Canada

wachtler83 wrote:
edit should have read more carefully

"She caught Scott Axelberg with his hand in her underwear."

lol you eddited it.

Last edited by Ryan (2007-05-24 15:41:59)

2007-05-24 15:43:39

#5

wachtler83: Member; +22|7033|Columbus,Ohio

Ryan wrote:
wachtler83 wrote:
edit should have read more carefully
"She caught Scott Axelberg with his hand in her underwear."

lol you eddited it.

yeah i didnt think what i read the first time was right so i reread the link

2007-05-24 15:48:19

#6

RedTwizzler: I do it for the lulz.; +124|6984|Chicago

There is already a precedent to this case, in which a man continually had sex with his wife/girlfriend at night, although he was still asleep. A doctor stated that this IS a real disorder.

2007-05-24 15:54:17

#7

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6630|Ireland

RedTwizzler wrote:
There is already a precedent to this case, in which a man continually had sex with his wife/girlfriend at night, although he was still asleep. A doctor stated that this IS a real disorder.

So you wake up at night, seek out the 16 year old baby sitter and quietly sneak your hand down her pants, ALL WHILE SLEEPING.

Wow, I knew this defense would work on somebody. When I sleep walk I am very clumsy, cuz I'm asleep, and the odds of me quietly and stealthly doing this is 0. I grew up sleep walking, down 2 flights of stairs, through doors, wake up turning on TV in the basement because the sound would wake me up. This is BS, trust me. What do you say when you get busted molesting the babysitter, um the first stupid story you come up with.

2007-05-24 15:58:40

#8

RedTwizzler: I do it for the lulz.; +124|6984|Chicago

Lotta_Drool wrote:
RedTwizzler wrote:
There is already a precedent to this case, in which a man continually had sex with his wife/girlfriend at night, although he was still asleep. A doctor stated that this IS a real disorder.
So you wake up at night, seek out the 16 year old baby sitter and quietly sneak your hand down her pants, ALL WHILE SLEEPING.

Pretty much.

2007-05-24 16:03:22

#9

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7277|Denver colorado

Thats funny.

2007-05-24 20:08:24

#10

Brasso: member; +1,549|7077

rdx-fx wrote:
Yeah, well, he can sleep through his prison term then.

Dunno if he's going to be able to sleep-sex when Bubba "Baseball Bat" Brontosaurovik unzips his pants and shows him why he's called "baseball bat".

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2007-05-24 21:53:34

#11

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|7119|Colorado

Whoops! I fell into your vagina with my penis.

https://www.boardgamesrus.com/images/Whoops%20G11.jpg

2007-05-24 21:57:13

#12

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6697

If this guy wins, I'm def going to use this excuse in the future.

"I don't remember robbing that bank, and then hiding the money in a swiss bank account, I must have been sleep walking."

Woot, here I come millionaire club.

2007-05-24 23:25:52

#13

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6995|San Diego, CA, USA

I too, like the accussed, am sleepwalking when I rape someone - I really wish I could be awake to enjoy it next time.

/sigh

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