David.P
Banned
+649|6638
BF2 "Aimbotting" on PR for killing half the enemy team with my knife on jabal al-burj. I ran out of sniper ammo on the carrier and switched to pistol, Then it ran out, I dropped down smoked the deck whipped out the knife got 10 kills in the confusion.

CS:S "Hacking" I dont play much of the game because bf2 is better, But when i do i apply bf2 tactics and end up with a pretty good score, I took out the pistol and started to own almost everyone even with my crappy ping, I went on a killing spree managed to get like 5 guys, Then i reload find a nice hiding spot, Pop up and i kill 3 guys with ak's and one of them was facing me, Must've been an admin because as soon as he dropped i was kicked.

CoD2 I have many but my favorite was on a zombie server "Being an Ass" Simple with the pps42 i was head shotting many zombies, Then i was the starting zombie, So knowing where all the hunters went i went behind a box and got like 8 kills before getting kicked.
mnishimura00
I ruin Wake Island for everybody.
+15|6548
the lamest kick/ban...


"Driving jeep to the airfield"  on Wake Island.
i think it was on rox server.  ghey.
FloppY_
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+1,010|6651|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
Kicked because i owned an admins arse
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KrisPOLANDnorwida
Battlefield 2 killa'
+128|6693|SHAPE, Belgium
I got BANNED for killing the admin.//// WTF????????
{Sn][per} Sumguy666
Member
+1|6548|Calgary AB Canada
1.kicked for sniping admin 5 times in a row. i sniped him twice, then he started hunting me, killed him 3 more times, got kicked.

2.kicked for shooting an admin out of a chopper with a m95, he was just floatin there trying to take the flag. not smart to do at anytime.

3.kicked for too many punish's when people are too stupid NOT to walk infront of the big red crossbones. cmon people, you know when ff is on, yet you still ignore the red skull on your screen and die,  your fault, then you punish anyway. real mature jackass.

Last edited by {Sn][per} Sumguy666 (2007-05-24 08:47:08)

gunmedown
Member
+5|6787|Hernani, Guipuzcoa
Being kicked 37 seconds from the end of a round for "playing like a noob". i think the admin didn't like me because i had more points than any of them.
Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|7027|Groningen, The Netherlands
Got kicked for using g36e....I am bloody annoying when using it

But the best thing was I picked the kit up from a fellow clanmember of the guy who kicked me -.-
TrashBlinD
french canadians suck
+135|7007|can
Kicked for doing impossible shots with the M16. It was so funny.
j4mi3-k1ll3r
Member
+19|7012|Behind that RPK-74
KICKED for NADE SPAMMING !!!!

lol funny thing was 1. The guy who kicked me was on my side 2. I was a medic and had just revived him..

MOFO....
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|7018|USA
Wake - USMC - Commander - admin falls off of Essex and into water. I am the only person on the flight deck, so I grab the bh, pick him up and set him back onto the carrier, get out of bh and prone, when :

KICKING!!! MYSTIC37340 - NO FLYING AS COMMANDER, NOOB!
Rabbit.v2
Banned
+186|6893|stalker.

R0lyP0ly wrote:

Wake - USMC - Commander - admin falls off of Essex and into water. I am the only person on the flight deck, so I grab the bh, pick him up and set him back onto the carrier, get out of bh and prone, when :

KICKING!!! MYSTIC37340 - NO FLYING AS COMMANDER, NOOB!
what a fucking asshole
Daggoth-UR-XXX
Member
+21|6948|NC, USA, Earth, Milky Way
Typing the words "cockpit" and "assault."  Damn those badly parsed language filters.

The common loading/idle kick.

Being kicked for a high ping of 300+ at random times because my service sometimes has these hiccups that only last a few seconds and then the ping returns to normal.

It's odd that I haven't been kicked from Christian Gamers despite that my name means the devil in the Elderscrolls universe.

My favorite one was:  I'm on Sharqui TV station.  My teammate and I are waiting for the cobra to spawn.  We sit there for awhile until a MEC enemy shows up in his chopper.  He flys around trying to kill us and eventually gives up.  For some reason, the pilot (ADMIN) decided to land behind the TV station and went  to cap the flag.  A claymore killed him and then we grabbed his chopper.  Not too long after that, he kicks both of us for "intentionally stealing the MEC chopper" or something like that.


The Sixth House
Lufbery
Member
+2|6804|Dallas, TX, USA
I got kicked two days ago for language when I said "Rgr."
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6935|United States

mnishimura00 wrote:

the lamest kick/ban...


"Driving jeep to the airfield"  on Wake Island.
i think it was on rox server.  ghey.
Makes sense if it was ROX. If you ever play there, don't plan on scoring more points than an admin because you'll get banned for a plethora of reasons.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6587|Escea

Kicked for being 'too dodgy', whatever the hell that means.
And kicked for playing lame, that must mean shooting the admin and outscoring him.

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2007-05-24 14:54:42)

[AH1z]PJ
Member
+75|6721
kick message said:


"you could have not seen me there"

the guy was runing in the middle of the map, what? he thought he was invisible?
mayne101
Member
+0|6591
I was kicked once for using c4 on my team mates and i was playing as a sniper lol
unmountable
Member
+6|6880|Berlin, Germany
Happened just yesterday:

Killed the admin's chopper with a J-10.
-> Kicked (Reason: "no chicken playing", whatever the fuck that means)

Joined again, accidently rammed his smoking chopper a little with my J-10. They died, I survived.
-> Banned (Reason: unknown)



Well, retarded 12-year-old admins...
agent146
Member
+127|6751|Jesus Land aka Canada
My most lamest ban was on Day of defeat Source: I used the name, Martini the chobit, (which i always used in any game) and the admin said that Martini is an alcholic drink and because this is a "G rated server" my name is offensive and told me to change it. I refused, ignored him, and using the unscoped kar98 i screamed "BOOM Headshot" in my mic, killing the admin (he was on the other team btw.  i got baned after 3 warning to change my name. But seriously i know it was the server rules but ...COME ON!! a "G rated server" for a M rated game?- where you got Germans and americans boys killing each other with blood spattering? its like going to a KKK rally and not allowed to use the N word or having a Ron Jeremy film but you can't say penis.
IonYou
Member
+3|6998
Kicked for fighting as commander. I only killed 1 guy as commander. What did they expect me to do when I was attacked in my hiding spot? Let them kill me? I swear that is the lamest rule I've ever seen and so many servers have this rule it's utterly stupid. I always put down uav where needed and supplies as well. I even spot enemies for my team as well as drop crates to repair damaged assets if need be. And before you say it was because I was too good and pwned an admin, the admin was on my team!
FloppY_
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+1,010|6651|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

IonYou wrote:

Kicked for fighting as commander. I only killed 1 guy as commander. What did they expect me to do when I was attacked in my hiding spot? Let them kill me? I swear that is the lamest rule I've ever seen and so many servers have this rule it's utterly stupid. I always put down uav where needed and supplies as well. I even spot enemies for my team as well as drop crates to repair damaged assets if need be. And before you say it was because I was too good and pwned an admin, the admin was on my team!
So true...

kick for not doing job, not for fighting while doing it!!
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6876|Gold Coast
Swearing too much and idle.

One time though, my friend was playing and he was giving people heal bags on carrier, switched to nades after, and threw a nade, got banned for a day. Quite ghey.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
geNius
..!.,
+144|6807|SoCal
ESF has a guy who will only play on US side.  He likes to shoot people from his uncappable base, but kick if you shoot him (attacking uncap).  He loves when I teabag him so much, that he bans for it.

https://i13.tinypic.com/6goccqd.jpg

702Recon loves to ban for seat-hopping, even though you can't get anyone on your team to gun.
https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png
~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~
Member
+16|6854
"Kicked For Unnecessary Medic Bags!" "Banned For Saying Banned Word 'lolerskates!'"

Last edited by ~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~ (2007-05-25 01:13:13)

ts-pulsar
Member
+54|6867
BANNED for being too high ranked for the server.  Everyone above the rank of Lieutenant was kicked or banned from the server.

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