If there was only going to be one more person allowed into heaven.....

2007-05-25 05:38:40

#1

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6786|Orrstrayleea

What would you say to St.Peter to convince him to choose you over someone else?

I would say im the cable guy here to fix gods TV and he will be very angry if im not in there soon

What would you say?

EDIT: Oh shit ive screwed up the title, i meant to say "If there was only going to be one moreperson allowed into heaven....", But dont worry, minty fixed it

Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-05-25 05:52:20)

2007-05-25 05:42:23

#2

psH: Banned; +217|6847|Sydney

Hey dude, wanna handy?

2007-05-25 05:45:54

#3

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6700|Uk

yo peter...buddy...dont you recognize me??? its mark..you know, we used to be this close.

i cant belive you dont remember dude, we were best friends. I INTRODUCED YOU TO JESUS MAN!!!!!

2007-05-25 05:49:09

#4

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7185|Sydney, Australia

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
EDIT: Oh shit ive screwed up the title, i meant to say...

What are you talking about...

Mcminty.

2007-05-25 05:49:36

#5

pedigreeuk: I'm English, not British!; +113|7235|Rotherham, England

Do you mind I only nipped out to use the phone and now you're telling me I can't get back in!!

*must be done in convincing cockney accent, clutching oversized mobile phone a bit like this bloke would.

https://www.splitting-images.com/DELBOYsteverooney.jpg

edit: Yeah, I been watching only fools and horses this mornin

Last edited by pedigreeuk (2007-05-25 05:56:50)

2007-05-25 05:50:50

#6

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6786|Orrstrayleea

mcminty wrote:
Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
EDIT: Oh shit ive screwed up the title, i meant to say...
What are you talking about...

Mcminty.

Hehehe....you sly dog + 1

2007-05-25 06:27:17

#7

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7032|Mountains of NC

I would slip pete a benjamin $, the velvet rope don't mean nothing when cash flashes

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-05-25 06:28:36

#8

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6986|...

I'm not worthy of going to heaven.

2007-05-25 06:31:21

#9

Vernedead: Cossack; +21|6697|Albion

"do not pick me, if you choose me there will be no room for my family, friends, acquaintances or enemies"

2007-05-25 06:57:43

#10

twiistaaa: Member; +87|7132|mexico

two words and a gesture

"huge penis"

2007-05-25 07:02:19

#11

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6731|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

I'd forget the old club entry routine of "But I know someone inside", "Or can you check the list again, I'm a regular" - Bouncers don't bend for that stuff, St Pete isn't going to either.

Maybe the old find a hole in the fence Glastonbury method

Or "Man, pulease. I'll be your bitch an' everythang"

2007-05-25 07:06:50

#12

buttersIRL: Member; +17|7061

I would say to peter that "i am not worthy and I will go to hell so someone else can go to heaven" and of course my selfless act would then qualify me to get into heaven. baddabum baddabing.

or

"Dude I just nipped out for a quick smoke and my Jacket is still in there" !

2007-05-25 07:08:53

#13

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6943|Sheffield-England

Lemme in.... I'll give you buttshecks

2007-05-25 07:13:47

#14

Sambuccashake: Member; +126|7074|Sweden

I wouldn't say a thing.

https://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/IMPTYV/IMPTYVMP071_500.jpeg

2007-05-25 07:14:24

#15

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7214

I would keep on walking in and out of the room which peter is in, slamming the door each time.

then wait for him to shout at me "Bloody hell, are you coming or going?!!!"

2007-05-25 09:00:08

#16

Darkfire: Helping you help yourself; +34|6942| Texas

Sambuccashake wrote:
I wouldn't say a thing.

http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/ … 1_500.jpeg

lol perfect +1

2007-05-25 09:27:06

#17

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6989|South Florida

Darkfire wrote:
Sambuccashake wrote:
I wouldn't say a thing.

http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/ … 1_500.jpeg
lol perfect +1

i dont get it

Last edited by Dezerteagal5 (2007-05-25 09:27:51)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-25 12:39:49

#18

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7206|FUCK UBISOFT

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Darkfire wrote:
Sambuccashake wrote:
I wouldn't say a thing.

http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/ … 1_500.jpeg
lol perfect +1
i dont get it

monty python...

i would tell him the devil wouldnt let me in and i needed a place to stay.

2007-05-25 12:41:03

#19

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7107

send me back, i still got shit to do.

2007-05-25 12:43:11

#20

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7142|In You Endo- Stoke

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Darkfire wrote:
Sambuccashake wrote:
I wouldn't say a thing.

http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/ … 1_500.jpeg
lol perfect +1
i dont get it

Yes monty python,like the trojans used a horse.Monty python used a rabbit lol.

Erm i would say "Please"
"I don't want to be playing songhua stalemate for enternity in hell "

2007-05-25 12:47:07

#21

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6686|Escea

"psst, hey Peter, I've er, got two cases of whiskey back there, you let me in there an they're yours. WHAT! what do you mean you've already got them? You're an asshole!" 10 seconds later, "psst, hey Peter?" BOOM HEADSHOT *swipes key* problem solved.

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