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2007-05-28 06:01:43

E1_ned: Member; +8|6760|netherlands

RDMC(2) wrote:

I saw this one

KICKING!!! [NBN] RDMC for seatswitching
BANNING!!! [NBN] RDMC for seatswitching
KICKING!!! [NBN] RDMC for unneccassary teamswitching (WTF? the other team sucked donkeyballs)
KICKING!!! [NBN] RDMC for making room for an admin (Server was next to empty?)

Gotta love admins

you must not be the sharpest tool in the shed!!! if they kick you for seat seatswitching... why do it again??? that will get you banned. not rocket-sceince!!! if you get kicked and banned alot that tells me more about you than about the admins.
btw... this section is about the "funny" rules... admin flaming is somewhere else on this forum

2007-05-28 12:02:34

san4: The Mas; +311|6955|NYC, a place to live

I love the rule about not voting to mutiny against members of the clan running the server. It's like they are announcing to the world that they are pussies and can't take it if someone votes to mutiny against them.

2007-05-28 13:37:30

Jameseyy: Banned; +108|6494|Scotland!

san4 wrote:
I love the rule about not voting to mutiny against members of the clan running the server. It's like they are announcing to the world that they are pussies and can't take it if someone votes to mutiny against them.

Or that they pay for the server and if they want to be commander fuck off and let them?

2007-05-28 14:39:46

san4: The Mas; +311|6955|NYC, a place to live

Jameseyy wrote:
san4 wrote:
I love the rule about not voting to mutiny against members of the clan running the server. It's like they are announcing to the world that they are pussies and can't take it if someone votes to mutiny against them.
Or that they pay for the server and if they want to be commander fuck off and let them?

You mean if they want to be a crappy commander that makes their team want to mutiny? Kind of sad if they think they need to be protected from mutiny votes.

Mutiny votes almost never work, so mutinies are not going to prevent them from being commander, it's just going to hurt their feelings.

2007-05-28 14:46:40

NaytdawgUK: Member; +7|6464|essex, UK

When down to 100 tickets USMC can attack the carrier

please note this was on a 24/7 wake server !!!

ROFL

2007-05-28 14:56:01

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6972

No bunnyhopping
No future talk

WTF is future talk?

2007-05-28 14:57:37

Idlewild: Disrupted Logic; +71|6594|Londawn

It's gotta' be the Christian gaming server.

2007-05-28 14:58:49

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6972

Actually it wasn't.

2007-05-28 14:59:54

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6556|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Best one?

"PRESS ALT+F4 FOR ALL UNLOCKS"
It really does weed out the nubs. Except me, of course.

2007-05-28 15:04:52

-=raska=-: Canada's French Frog; +123|6892|Quebec city, Canada

I like when people are kicked for saying Cockpit or even Assault...

Ive already been.

2007-05-28 15:26:39

Tjasso: the "Commander"; +102|6789|the Netherlands

Lool

https://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5704/bf220070218193148xj1.png

Last edited by Tjasso (2007-05-28 15:31:26)

2007-05-28 15:28:24

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6847|the dank(super) side of Oregon

fullcontactwar has a no base straffing in choppers rule.

2007-05-28 15:35:30

The_Killer: Banned; +113|6791|dunno

No soloing in chopper
No bunny hoping
No whoring armor
Don't cap the factory (lol was on some colonels server who just idles as commander)
No team switching ( When the admins stack the teams every round)
No dolphin diving
Don't go under 600 mph in jet or kick ( I mean wtf is wrong with admins these days)
No base raping

Last edited by The_Killer (2007-05-28 15:38:54)

2007-05-28 18:48:59

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6705|King Of The Islands

joey_915 wrote:
heres another one:
only australian players allowed. If you are not you will be kicked.

We live on an island. Anyone outside of that causes really bad pings (but we let Kiwi's slide cause we're both awesome).

Maybe a picture will help...

https://img502.imageshack.us/img502/41/othersideofthegoddamnwogw9.jpg

Capisce?

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2007-05-28 19:01:12

FredFLQ: S0tp R4p1nG u5!!1one; +47|6797|Donnacona, Quebec

No seatswitching
Wait in line for vehicules
Can't attack the carrier even if all flags are capped (wtf are we supposed to do, fly in circles over the water?)

2007-05-29 10:23:48

E1_ned: Member; +8|6760|netherlands

FredFLQ wrote:
No seatswitching
Wait in line for vehicules
Can't attack the carrier even if all flags are capped (wtf are we supposed to do, fly in circles over the water?)

nothing more frustrating than waiting for a vehicle and see some a-hole ( just killed in that thing) drive or fly away in it... it is normal bf etiquette to let the guy standing there take it first.

but reading your text i understand you are a plane whore... there is nothing worse in this world than a bf2-plane-whore complaining that he cant attack an uncap. you should be banned for life!!! making the easy kills on the carrier while they are waiting to get ashore by chopper or boat.

so... no funny rules here. just someone who is not used to share, be a team player or has any decency in the virtual world.

2007-05-29 10:28:28

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6831|Area 51

E1_ned wrote:
RDMC(2) wrote:

I saw this one

KICKING!!! [NBN] RDMC for seatswitching
BANNING!!! [NBN] RDMC for seatswitching
KICKING!!! [NBN] RDMC for unneccassary teamswitching (WTF? the other team sucked donkeyballs)
KICKING!!! [NBN] RDMC for making room for an admin (Server was next to empty?)

Gotta love admins
you must not be the sharpest tool in the shed!!! if they kick you for seat seatswitching... why do it again??? that will get you banned. not rocket-sceince!!! if you get kicked and banned alot that tells me more about you than about the admins.
btw... this section is about the "funny" rules... admin flaming is somewhere else on this forum

I believe I never mentioned that it was on the same server. Or did I? I also did not say that I was being banned alot, only twice in next to 2 years. And rules are not ''funny'', they are stupid, which in terms lets you believe its funny, but its utter bullshit. Even so, I wasn't actually flaming admins, I was actually saying that I love them, because its so much fun to piss em off

2007-05-29 10:36:11

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6708|SoCal

E1_ned wrote:
nothing more frustrating than waiting for a vehicle and see some a-hole ( just killed in that thing) drive or fly away in it... it is normal bf etiquette to let the guy standing there take it first.

but reading your text i understand you are a plane whore... there is nothing worse in this world than a bf2-plane-whore complaining that he cant attack an uncap. you should be banned for life!!! making the easy kills on the carrier while they are waiting to get ashore by chopper or boat.

so... no funny rules here. just someone who is not used to share, be a team player or has any decency in the virtual world.

Ehmmm, it's a war game. When all the flags are capped, most people think "Why do these **** keep killing me while I wait for a plane/helo? This game is not fair!" when they should be thinking "Man, I should have gone out and taken flags instead of camping here for a plane/helo all round".

https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png

2007-05-29 10:48:18

E1_ned: Member; +8|6760|netherlands

geNius wrote:
E1_ned wrote:
nothing more frustrating than waiting for a vehicle and see some a-hole ( just killed in that thing) drive or fly away in it... it is normal bf etiquette to let the guy standing there take it first.

but reading your text i understand you are a plane whore... there is nothing worse in this world than a bf2-plane-whore complaining that he cant attack an uncap. you should be banned for life!!! making the easy kills on the carrier while they are waiting to get ashore by chopper or boat.

so... no funny rules here. just someone who is not used to share, be a team player or has any decency in the virtual world.
Ehmmm, it's a war game. When all the flags are capped, most people think "Why do these **** keep killing me while I wait for a plane/helo? This game is not fair!" when they should be thinking "Man, I should have gone out and taken flags instead of camping here for a plane/helo all round".

ahhh. and that is why some servers have rules about that... if you don't like the rules, pick another server. there are only a million other servers, so i don't think it is hard to find one using rules that you like...
so stop whining about the rules... there are more servers out there. crawl out of your shell and find them!!!!!

2007-05-29 10:52:54

Anfidurl: Use the bumper, that's what its for!; +103|6859|Lexington, Kentucky

"Factory on Karkand is uncappable, DO NOT BASE RAPE OMG OMG OMG!"

-.-

2007-05-29 11:51:02

FredFLQ: S0tp R4p1nG u5!!1one; +47|6797|Donnacona, Quebec

E1_ned wrote:
FredFLQ wrote:
No seatswitching
Wait in line for vehicules
Can't attack the carrier even if all flags are capped (wtf are we supposed to do, fly in circles over the water?)
nothing more frustrating than waiting for a vehicle and see some a-hole ( just killed in that thing) drive or fly away in it... it is normal bf etiquette to let the guy standing there take it first.

but reading your text i understand you are a plane whore... there is nothing worse in this world than a bf2-plane-whore complaining that he cant attack an uncap. you should be banned for life!!! making the easy kills on the carrier while they are waiting to get ashore by chopper or boat.

so... no funny rules here. just someone who is not used to share, be a team player or has any decency in the virtual world.

LOL

Did I say I was for baseraping? I'm for it, but only if all flags are taken. It's just stupid to take off in a J10 in Wake and get like 126 kills just raping the carrier.

As for the "etiquette", wtf? This is a game dude. If you're dumb enough to wait for your goddamn jet for 10 minutes while I'm in it, not my problem. And if I get it back before you, not my problem either.

2007-05-30 05:44:34

E1_ned: Member; +8|6760|netherlands

why bomb the carrier??? it is way more fun to let the come on shore. them trying to cap points back.... oooh no for you it is not !!!! on the carrier the density of people is much higher... getting more kills/points... the easy way!!!
some might say it is ok to bomb the carrier if all spawnpoints are taken ( note it starts that way ). i think there is no sportsmanship in that. different perceptions of a nice game of war.

that you say someone is stupid for waiting for a plane... and you taking it before he can get in, makes it sooo clear that you are a total plane whore!!! and you would do anytrhing to get your plane.
don't you say "no not me" your stats say it all!!! you have a total of 31000 kills of which are 27000 plane/chopper kills... either skilled pilot or a person that waits for the lock and pushes the button.
you ran around the bf with a gun in your hands for 280 houres yet your fly-time is 450 houres... did it take you those 280 houres to run towards a plane????

this post was about the rules...you clearly interpret the rules your way and think everybody should like it the way you play... so there is no way of discussing this with you...
wake up kid! not everybody likes to rape an uncap. not even when all flags are taken.
so if it states no attacks on uncaps and you really want to do that...

(again i say) stop whining and look for another server!!!

i suggest bbuk clan server... there you can baserape all day. the rules say you can... go now, get your precious points!!!

Last edited by E1_ned (2007-05-30 09:05:24)

2007-05-30 09:30:27

FredFLQ: S0tp R4p1nG u5!!1one; +47|6797|Donnacona, Quebec

E1_ned wrote:
this post was about the rules...you clearly interpret the rules your way and think everybody should like it the way you play...

Oh, because you don't? You've been whining about my interpretation of the rules for like 2 days ffs.

Anyway, yes, I'm a plane/chopper whore. So what? I bought the game for that. If I want to run around and get headshot 364 times in a row by the same camping sniper, I just play CS, or sometimes an odd game of Karkand. Why would you even care about what I do anyway? It's a freaking game, I can do whatever I want.

Anyway, if a server permits baserape after all flags are taken, 99% of the team is going to baserape, so there's no way they are getting out of there. Do you really think I should just fly in circles above the water?

I just looked at your stats btw. You whine I'm a plane whore, but 44% of your kills where made with an LMG in Karkand... And over a thousand grenade kills...

2007-05-30 11:24:18

E1_ned: Member; +8|6760|netherlands

got to admit you are the first person who admits that... so i need to give you some credit for that.

i just cant help myself.. i want to continue this nice conversation with you.
your statement about the 99% bla bla rape carrier bla bla.,.. only applies for the planes and choppers. inf is not able to rape the carrier and since there are only two planes on a wake airfield and one chopper... on lets say a 64 player map... (3/32)*100 is a mere 9%... do the math

and should you fly circles over the water???? just crash the damn thing and take it away under the noses of those who were whaiting in line...

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