Lost my cherry (my first ban from a server ... c4 on a plane)

2007-05-28 06:45:45

#1

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6708|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

I'm sure it's not something to be proud of, but I just got my first ban.
There's just something about being spec-ops and queueing for a plane, just to have it stolen off you, that takes control of you and forces you to lace it with C4, wait until airbourne and blow to sh1t.
The irony is that I can be banned for going vigilante and taking the server rules into my own hands, but they'll queue-jump the rest of their BF2 lives without so much as a "Wotchadoin?".

2007-05-28 06:46:48

#2

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|7103|USA

I wish we'd use the word que as much as the Brits. Great word. Do you have a 10 items or less que over there?

2007-05-28 06:47:24

#3

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6960|Adelaide, South Australia

I've been kicked a few times, but I'm still a ban virgin

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
I wish we'd use the word que as much as the Brits. Great word. Do you have a 10 items or less que over there?

I have an 8 Items or less queue at my local shop.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-05-28 06:53:25)

2007-05-28 06:51:30

#4

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6764|Graz, Austria

I once got an ingame admin Punkbuster message that I got banned, but it never showed up in my stats.
Guess it was a temporary ban only.

2007-05-28 06:53:00

#5

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6708|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
I wish we'd use the word que as much as the Brits. Great word. Do you have a 10 items or less que over there?

Que - Spanish for, "What's that you say muther f*cker?"
Queue - English for, "Stand in line and wait your turn like everyone else"
Cue - Enlgish for, "You 7 ball me again you piece of sh1t and i'll put this cue where the pope don't go roller-skating"

Last edited by Ninja_Kid2002 (2007-05-28 06:53:16)

2007-05-28 06:57:42

#6

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|7103|USA

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
I wish we'd use the word que as much as the Brits. Great word. Do you have a 10 items or less que over there?
Que - Spanish for, "What's that you say muther f*cker?"
Queue - English for, "Stand in line and wait your turn like everyone else"
Cue - Enlgish for, "You 7 ball me again you piece of sh1t and i'll put this cue where the pope don't go roller-skating"

Que Pasa?

2007-05-28 07:00:40

#7

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6764|Graz, Austria

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Que - Spanish for, "What's that you say muther f*cker?"
Queue - English for, "Stand in line and wait your turn like everyone else"
Cue - Enlgish for, "You 7 ball me again you piece of sh1t and i'll put this cue where the pope don't go roller-skating"

Heh.
In German we use the French spelling "queue" for the billard stick thingie.

2007-05-28 07:09:07

#8

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6711

My only ever ban was on a 2142 server where i kept killing the admin and he banned me for 'Aimbot with screenshot'. It was a total lie.

2007-05-28 07:43:43

#9

HansMeiser: Member; +7|7084

rape/kill/own the admin is always an easy ban

2007-05-28 07:56:01

#10

TeamOrange: Don't be that guy; +84|6752

Welcome to the club

2007-05-28 07:58:39

#11

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6920|Sheffield-England

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
I wish we'd use the word que as much as the Brits. Great word. Do you have a 10 items or less que over there?

No... we have, Trolley Queues and Basket queues right? I dont go shopping

2007-05-28 08:05:14

#12

David.P: Banned; +649|6715

Lol do that when ff is off,It's fun i put 5 c4 on the back of the j-10 waited to see him get near carrier and forced him to crash into the hull. Ha good times, The funniest part is that i got no teamkills.

2007-05-28 08:13:33

#13

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6832|fåking denmark

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Que - Spanish for, "What's that you say muther f*cker?"
Queue - English for, "Stand in line and wait your turn like everyone else"
Cue - Enlgish for, "You 7 ball me again you piece of sh1t and i'll put this cue where the pope don't go roller-skating"

Correct ..

2007-05-28 08:47:13

#14

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7122|Disaster Free Zone

Queue...?
People queue for vehicles? news to me.
I thought it was just everyone gather around where it spawns, holds 'E' and the lucky one to gets it.

2007-05-28 09:14:26

#15

ReTox: Member; +100|6940|State of RETOXification

The Mine video with the 30+ guys on the top of the TV Station on Sharqi. There's your normal "prized" vehicle queue in bf2.

... I'm glad to be a ground pounder.

2007-05-28 10:14:36

#16

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7061|Mhz

And to commemorate the occasion:

https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2641/c4onamothafkinplanega2.jpg

Could help but make it after seeing the title I'm quite bored.

2007-05-28 10:17:07

#17

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6708|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

TheEternalPessimist wrote:
And to commemorate the occasion:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2641 … anega2.jpg

Could help but make it after seeing the title I'm quite bored.

If I were you, I'd sue God for not giving me a purpose in life.

P.S. Maybe your purpose was to entertain me, I'd +1 you, but I'm a stingy bastard!

2007-05-28 10:22:36

#18

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|7061|Mhz

There is no god thus a law suit would fail. besides I do have a purpose in life, shes just not here right now.

_{Ta for the karma}

2007-05-28 10:23:55

#19

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6708|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

TheEternalPessimist wrote:
There is no god thus a law suit would fail. besides I do have a purpose in life, shes just not here right now.

_{Ta for the karma}

Don't tell them I actually gave you karma, it's ruining my image as a tight-assed stingey scrooge.

2007-05-28 13:16:58

#20

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|6968|London (At Heart)

I've never been banned.

I guess that's a good thing, with me being in TOP

2007-05-28 15:59:36

#21

Jalabad: Member; +7|6907

globefish23 wrote:
Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
Que - Spanish for, "What's that you say muther f*cker?"
Queue - English for, "Stand in line and wait your turn like everyone else"
Cue - Enlgish for, "You 7 ball me again you piece of sh1t and i'll put this cue where the pope don't go roller-skating"
Heh.
In German we use the French spelling "queue" for the billard stick thingie.

Yep, queue mean tail in french.

2007-05-28 18:11:07

#22

simmy.uk: Member; +117|6879

If you want the ban lifed just go to their forums....im assuming the clan has a website.....and say that the player appeared in red and you thought he was the enemy trying to steal the plane. Red/Blue glitch.

2007-05-28 18:16:15

#23

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6806|California

lol. my first ban was the first month the game came out.

2007-05-28 18:18:46

#24

gooner: Member; +15|6689|United States

I've never got banned.

2007-05-28 18:24:21

#25

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6888|Chicago, IL

hah, never banned, and only kicked for high ping

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