Superslim wrote:
Ohh fuck me... I have been opening the banana at the wrong end
I thought the Noob was the handle. AAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHh
oh shi-
oh shi-
oh what! I didn't know you have to peel it. Stupid me, no wonder I'm a heathen.
Let me guess, Pascal's Wager?Cerpin_Taxt wrote:
It's more logical to believe in a god than it is to not.
Just the right shape for the human mouth,simmy.uk wrote:
the contents don't squirt in ya face lmao
Definitive proof he isn't talking about a banana
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MADE BY THE DEVIL.chittydog wrote:
I can disprove this braniac's argument in one word: pineapple! They have no easy open tab, don't tilt toward your mouth, are a bitch to peel and don't line up properly in your hand. Take that, bozo!
If bananas are made by god, and I hate bananas I have come to the conclusion that either:
1)Bananas do not exist cos they cant have been made by something that doesnt exist
or
2)God hates me cos I hate bananas, ergo I hate God cos he made bananas, therefore FFFFIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT
1)Bananas do not exist cos they cant have been made by something that doesnt exist
or
2)God hates me cos I hate bananas, ergo I hate God cos he made bananas, therefore FFFFIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT
So just to clarify:
God loves people so much, that he smites the poor banana tree by making its fruit so easy to devour, thus negating its chances of seeding and continuing its species without man's help?
Yes, there is a God, and he's a sadistic SOB.
God loves people so much, that he smites the poor banana tree by making its fruit so easy to devour, thus negating its chances of seeding and continuing its species without man's help?
Yes, there is a God, and he's a sadistic SOB.
One big flaw with Pascal's Wager: He assumes that God will grant you eternity and thus infinity. Who says that the result of believing in God will not result in an eternity of flagellation. Or perhaps there are 2 Gods, and you'll seriously annoy the other one?Bubbalo wrote:
Let me guess, Pascal's Wager?Cerpin_Taxt wrote:
It's more logical to believe in a god than it is to not.
Check Occham's Razor - The more assumptions you make, the less likely it is to be true.
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wtf.........
I finally believe! ......................
No.
No.
i can think of one more thing thats fits in a hand and is the right size for the mouth
Wow, i hate to say it, but if this guy believes that God created the banana in this way and says that this is proof that god exists, then all I can say is
"God, you are pretty lazy, or pretty shit at your job, if you only managed to create one fruit which is perfectly suited to humans"
some god eh!
"God, you are pretty lazy, or pretty shit at your job, if you only managed to create one fruit which is perfectly suited to humans"
some god eh!
Hmm weak argument at best. I agree with cameronpoe, this is better proof that we evolved from monkeys, than that banana's were made for us...
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Then you might, well, .... be gay. Insert the "atheist's nightmare" here --->lavadisk wrote:
lololololooollloolollol.elstonieo wrote:
that about sums it up
I just ate one because of this thread too.
K. imma eat another. brb.topal63 wrote:
Then you might, well, .... be gay. Insert the "atheist's nightmare" here --->lavadisk wrote:
lololololooollloolollol.elstonieo wrote:
that about sums it up
I just ate one because of this thread too.
edit: mmmm. tasty.
HEIL THA LORD!!
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Instead of it being coincidental that the banana fits well into our hands, maybe our hands evolved to fit the banana? After all, monkeys do love bananas
And this movie doesn't disprove evolution at all. So, atheists: 2, bible thumpers: 0
And this movie doesn't disprove evolution at all. So, atheists: 2, bible thumpers: 0
How dare you imply such hogwash?!mtb0minime wrote:
Instead of it being coincidental that the banana fits well into our hands, maybe our hands evolved to fit the banana? After all, monkeys do love bananas
And this movie doesn't disprove evolution at all. So, atheists: 2, bible thumpers: 0
*busts into a religious pop song*
Ouurrr goodd is an awesome god.
our goodd is an awesome god.
He reigns from heaven above.
Just for jokes sake here is the video response:
Gimme back my 1.05 minute...RIGHT NOW...Kthx!
you also can't put a pineapple in your ass....or can you?chittydog wrote:
I can disprove this braniac's argument in one word: pineapple! They have no easy open tab, don't tilt toward your mouth, are a bitch to peel and don't line up properly in your hand. Take that, bozo!