Here is a thread to boast how much ass you kicked and how fun it was to kick it .
Today I jump on a server that I never played before . I'm on Daqil Oil field ( however you spell it ) chineese side . I spawn at the airport to snag a chopper . To my suprise there are literally about 12 troops all waiting for the chopper , and we are loosing bad because if it . So luckily I got the chance to jump to the US side . I snag a fast buggy at a flag not too far from the Chineese airport . I make it all the way to the hangers and I see all the idiots waiting for the chopper still . So I get full speed and ran over 4 guys in one pass . Circled around and ran over 3 more . Now eveybody is firing at me so I leave . I head up the thier artillery and take out 2 peices and then head North and call for a sup drop . While waiting for it I picked off 2 guys with my pistol from the mountain top . My supplies are ready and I reup . I take out the rest of the artillery and head back over to the airport to go run over some more guys . I ran over 5 more guys but took heavy damage . I make my way back to the supplies and fix my buggy . I went back and ran over some more idiots . But this time they weren't really firing at me or perhaps they were just missing . I just kept going in circles running people over avoiding the medics so he can revive them and I could run over them again lol . I must have ran over 35 people no lie . All the while I'm doing this I'm going crazy on the horn . Every time I ran someone over I gave them a lil " beep beep " . I couldn't believe how dumb these guys were . I almost felt sorry for them . Finally I was laughing so hard I hit a tree and got waxed by an AnitTank guy . I respawned and did the same thing all over again . Ahhhhhhhhh it was so beautiful I just had to write about it .
Please gents fess up with some good stories - we have them all . Just keep the language acceptable . Tanx .
JK
Today I jump on a server that I never played before . I'm on Daqil Oil field ( however you spell it ) chineese side . I spawn at the airport to snag a chopper . To my suprise there are literally about 12 troops all waiting for the chopper , and we are loosing bad because if it . So luckily I got the chance to jump to the US side . I snag a fast buggy at a flag not too far from the Chineese airport . I make it all the way to the hangers and I see all the idiots waiting for the chopper still . So I get full speed and ran over 4 guys in one pass . Circled around and ran over 3 more . Now eveybody is firing at me so I leave . I head up the thier artillery and take out 2 peices and then head North and call for a sup drop . While waiting for it I picked off 2 guys with my pistol from the mountain top . My supplies are ready and I reup . I take out the rest of the artillery and head back over to the airport to go run over some more guys . I ran over 5 more guys but took heavy damage . I make my way back to the supplies and fix my buggy . I went back and ran over some more idiots . But this time they weren't really firing at me or perhaps they were just missing . I just kept going in circles running people over avoiding the medics so he can revive them and I could run over them again lol . I must have ran over 35 people no lie . All the while I'm doing this I'm going crazy on the horn . Every time I ran someone over I gave them a lil " beep beep " . I couldn't believe how dumb these guys were . I almost felt sorry for them . Finally I was laughing so hard I hit a tree and got waxed by an AnitTank guy . I respawned and did the same thing all over again . Ahhhhhhhhh it was so beautiful I just had to write about it .
Please gents fess up with some good stories - we have them all . Just keep the language acceptable . Tanx .
JK