lol, good movie btwGunSlinger OIF II wrote:
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ok when i first read this i thought you meant your son had been killed and i see people laughing about the story and im thinking, holy shit how can you find that funny his son is dead. and then i realized what you meant.topal63 wrote:
My son never woke up.
anyone else think that or am i just weird?
Fuck the world, I'm becoming a recluse
Seriously though, This makes me wonder if people like this tell there friends these things, like "Hey doo, the otha day i shot dis dude in da arm cause he wouldn't give me my chili packets yo."
But I do like the nickname they gave him, the chili sauce shooter.
Seriously though, This makes me wonder if people like this tell there friends these things, like "Hey doo, the otha day i shot dis dude in da arm cause he wouldn't give me my chili packets yo."
But I do like the nickname they gave him, the chili sauce shooter.
Careful now, or someone will say that Chilli Sauce Shooter, is ctually Counter Strike Source and blame it on games. I'm tired so I can't come up with good stuff.HURLEY wrote:
But I do like the nickname they gave him, the chili sauce shooter.
You aint alone, i was laughing my ass off, then i read that and was wondering if his son died, read on and concluded it was the fact throughout it all he didnt stirDarkfire wrote:
ok when i first read this i thought you meant your son had been killed and i see people laughing about the story and im thinking, holy shit how can you find that funny his son is dead. and then i realized what you meant.topal63 wrote:
My son never woke up.
anyone else think that or am i just weird?
He slept through the whole car chase... it was the sun at the beach that did him in (we was out cold, sleeping like a log).XanKrieger wrote:
You aint alone, i was laughing my ass off, then i read that and was wondering if his son died, read on and concluded it was the fact throughout it all he didnt stirDarkfire wrote:
ok when i first read this i thought you meant your son had been killed and i see people laughing about the story and im thinking, holy shit how can you find that funny his son is dead. and then i realized what you meant.topal63 wrote:
My son never woke up.
anyone else think that or am i just weird?
Unlike Fancy-pants-pullox, these are true stories...XanKrieger wrote:
Do tell?topal63 wrote:
The second time was by an actual Mob Boss.
Anyways, many years ago, there used to be a nightclub in Ft. Lauderdale called "Septembers," it was owned by a Mob guy everybody just called "Mr. D." I had just married my wife (she is Swedish), and she didn't have either a Soc-Sec. # or a resident alien card. The INS process takes about 2 years (to get that stuff). She wanted to work, but could only work under the table (no SS#), it didn't matter she was married to me. "Septembers" was looking for a hostess, and my ridiculously sexy wife showed up - and got the job - on the spot. Problem #1, she's really friggen hot. After working there for about a month or so, problem #2, Mr. D took a liking to her - in a bad way. So sometime around (just before) Christmas, he (Mr. D), gave out Christmas bonuses (to everyone at Septembers). My sweet naive wife agreed to meet him at some hotel he was staying at - to pick up her bonus.
Sounds bad-wrong, right? Yeah, anyways, she gets there and he gives her the bonus, and tries to corner her and tells her he needs her and wants her to be his mistress, and how he'll take care of anything she financially desires. He then offered her $50,000 cash, upfront as a extra-bonus to be his mistress. Well my sweet wife managed to talk him down, and quiet his hormones, and managed to get out the hotel room. She got home to our apartment and did not tell me what had happened, because she wanted to continue working at Septembers, and thought she could handle Mr. D's advances on her own.
She kept telling him "no" and "but I actually love my husband" and "I would not do that to him for any amount of money." Therefore problem #3, - ME! He (Mr. D) obviously began to think I was the stumbling block getting in the way of what he wants (my 21 y.o Swedish wife).
Well, to make a long story short, this all culminated with him one night at his club when I picked up my wife. She wasn't there; he gave her his car; and sent her on some bullshit errand. I was asked to go out back. At this time I did not know anything about his advances (that he had made). He is there with six dudes - and once again there is a trunk open - and they/he tells me I am going to be "fed to alligators in the Florida Everglades." When guess who pulls up - YES! Wifey - thank God (I guess)! So without a mention of anything at all - it was all just "ha ha just joking," some dude said. And, then I left with the wife.
Well, I am assuming he wasn't shitting me (he seemed rather serious), but for some curiously strange reason I was never scared, I was just thinking he didn't really say what I just heard - did he? Well cutting to the chase - she quit - and told me all about his constant advances - at a later date.
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Nah, probably rap music.Ilocano wrote:
I blame it on GTA:Vice City.
This is the reason why EVERYONE should carry a gun. In America. So that a person can protect him/her self after another person has bought a gun and legally carrying it around. Besides, they perform test, so no insane/stupid/retarded person would ever get to buy a gun. It's also good that the people performing the test also can see into the future. When they see that the guy who has no criminal record, and no previous crazy tendencies are actually buying the gun to kill someone for revenge or just because he actually is a lunatic, they will stop the sale. Hope there will be more gun sale. It's healthy. It's safe, and when you can carry a gun around, you will also be safe. If a person comes behind you and stick a gun in your back, you will always be faster and manage to shoot him.
And I really don't understand the people who say that: no point in not selling guns legally, because if they want, they will get hold of a gun anyway. So lets just make it more easy to get hold of it. No point in making it harder!
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And I really don't understand the people who say that: no point in not selling guns legally, because if they want, they will get hold of a gun anyway. So lets just make it more easy to get hold of it. No point in making it harder!
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Lolzblademaster wrote:
The shooter fled with a female passenger and his sauce.
this whole post made me giggle, because you lump all "guns" into one categorySteikeTa wrote:
This is the reason why EVERYONE should carry a gun. In America. So that a person can protect him/her self after another person has bought a gun and legally carrying it around. Besides, they perform test, so no insane/stupid/retarded person would ever get to buy a gun. It's also good that the people performing the test also can see into the future. When they see that the guy who has no criminal record, and no previous crazy tendencies are actually buying the gun to kill someone for revenge or just because he actually is a lunatic, they will stop the sale. Hope there will be more gun sale. It's healthy. It's safe, and when you can carry a gun around, you will also be safe. If a person comes behind you and stick a gun in your back, you will always be faster and manage to shoot him.
And I really don't understand the people who say that: no point in not selling guns legally, because if they want, they will get hold of a gun anyway. So lets just make it more easy to get hold of it. No point in making it harder!
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the problem is they DO NOT test people enough to find out if they're fuckin nuts first
oh and the enter button is your friend
i can see this on CSI: Miami *roll*
that would make an awesome episodeGodFather wrote:
i can see this on CSI: Miami *roll*
man i these stories make me sad.... why does everyone has to be a "gangsta" and start waving guns around? jeez why can't we all do it aussie style? USE KNIFES AND SWORDS! more skills ...more honor in that way, we can have massive swords fights and it will LOTR live action:P but seriously jeeez over some sauce? its like grand theft auto you do want you want
EDIT: Does any of these jerks know gun safety? you dont' wave guns around. i hope their gun discharges in their face!
EDIT: Does any of these jerks know gun safety? you dont' wave guns around. i hope their gun discharges in their face!
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what do you expect from America's wang?
Bitch! Give my my sauce!
........krazed wrote:
this whole post made me giggle, because you lump all "guns" into one categorySteikeTa wrote:
This is the reason why EVERYONE should carry a gun. In America. So that a person can protect him/her self after another person has bought a gun and legally carrying it around. Besides, they perform test, so no insane/stupid/retarded person would ever get to buy a gun. It's also good that the people performing the test also can see into the future. When they see that the guy who has no criminal record, and no previous crazy tendencies are actually buying the gun to kill someone for revenge or just because he actually is a lunatic, they will stop the sale. Hope there will be more gun sale. It's healthy. It's safe, and when you can carry a gun around, you will also be safe. If a person comes behind you and stick a gun in your back, you will always be faster and manage to shoot him.
And I really don't understand the people who say that: no point in not selling guns legally, because if they want, they will get hold of a gun anyway. So lets just make it more easy to get hold of it. No point in making it harder!
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the problem is they DO NOT test people enough to find out if they're fuckin nuts first
oh and the enter button is your friend
What's wrong with offering a free gun rack with the purchase of a vehicle?Ilocano wrote:
At least we don't see commercials offering a free truck gun rack with a car purchase. Saw this in Tennessee awhile back.
Oh I see, they are offering you a TRUCK gun rack when you purchase a CAR - that is pretty stupid.
You should have stopped after the first sentence. Everything after that was either wrong or stupid.SteikeTa wrote:
This is the reason why EVERYONE should carry a gun. In America. So that a person can protect him/her self after another person has bought a gun and legally carrying it around. Besides, they perform test, so no insane/stupid/retarded person would ever get to buy a gun. It's also good that the people performing the test also can see into the future. When they see that the guy who has no criminal record, and no previous crazy tendencies are actually buying the gun to kill someone for revenge or just because he actually is a lunatic, they will stop the sale. Hope there will be more gun sale. It's healthy. It's safe, and when you can carry a gun around, you will also be safe. If a person comes behind you and stick a gun in your back, you will always be faster and manage to shoot him.
And I really don't understand the people who say that: no point in not selling guns legally, because if they want, they will get hold of a gun anyway. So lets just make it more easy to get hold of it. No point in making it harder!
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BTW: I think this shooter should get the death penalty for attempted murder. Instead he will do a few years in prison and be back out on the streets.
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