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Getting an enemy to TK(AT) his friend(Medic)
Then the AT takes the Medic kit, revives the Medic. The former Medic TK's the former AT and takes the kit and revives him .
Then I kill em both.

Nyte wrote:

I'd have to say when a guy tried to PKM me while I had my claymore out.  I humor him (like I do to all  PKM/DAO-12/Tube players) by running laps around his proned body and I chuck 2 claymores down and sandwiched him in.  Being the almight Sergeant Major that he was, he knows he's screwed and just stands up and looks around him (without moving of course, just turning around).

He says to me "You are such a bitch".
I say "Yeah, so am I gonna have to kill you with a grenade or are you going to be a gentleman and die graciously?".

He chooses wisely and jumps and dies from 2 claymores (His body looked as if it was being compressed and shot upwards or something since the claymores were placed in front and behind him).

You made all that up didn't you

Yesterday I was on FuShe Pass, just joined the server and spawned as Chinese up on that northern flag that's up on that big hill that sucks to get up to if you're in armor. So anyway, I spawn, and hey, look at that! There's a moron pilot landing his Cobra to capture the flag. His copilot didn't even get out to speed up the process! One piece of C4 later and I'm off to a great round start. In the same round I almost did the exact same thing at another flag but they saw me and took off.

On Fu She Pass, by the closest base to the american uncappable,
I spawn as an engie (don't ask me why) and run over to the road down to the factory.  AHH! A whole team of vehicles are comming up the hill!  I drop 3 AT mines and hide behind the building by the FAVs.  One FAV runs over a mine...1 kill...  I hear my team fighting the vehicles.  I run out behind an enemy tank and APC, throw 1 mine behind the APC, 1 behind the tank, then hide behind sone sandbags and try to keep the flag a little longer.   The APC backs up...BOOM, then the tank freaks out and backs up...BOOM...base secure.

One of my friends was playing Kubra Dam as Spec-ops.  He jumps off the dam and lands on a hovering enemy chopper. The pilot just stares at him in disbelief.  He puts 2 C4s on the glass, jumps off and detonates.  The only C4 kill that was placed while 50ft in the air.

Same as above post, but I got 4 kills by running over the guys waiting for Cobra.

Again on Wake, I was parachuting from my F35 (sick of flying...it might as well respawn) over the Chinese Air Field. I was aiming for the chopper, but 2 enemies got to it first. I get my C4 and drop 2 packs (they landed around chopper). I blew them up and killed the pilot and gunner, but not the heli (it had 3 bars left). I grabbed it and flew back to the carrier (and lived). I have no idea how I didn't get shot at.

Edit: I was just going through my screenshots and seeing if I screenied the 4 roadkill incident, and saw a screenshot of something else funny.
I had C4 on the nose of my heli. I was hovering capping a flag (it was a clan practice so I wasn't trying to play well) and the enemy chopper came near me, at the same time I got shot by an enemy tank. My heli blows up causing the C4 to detonate...causing the enemy heli to blow up. I got the C4 kill.

Last edited by dondon (2005-12-09 00:03:53)

i really hate guys that u kife dual em and he fights bck with a knife onlly to not have anyone kill echother and the other guy pull out his assualt rifle and just kills me i relly hate that

6 of my mates in a squad, we been waiting to have the blackhawk at Clean Sweep to ourselves for ages, finally we get it off we go. We've gone into detail making sure we have Spanners sitting where they should, ammo and a med. Squad leader as pilot for spawning.  We also had c4 so we arrange to go over flags so we can lob c4 out. 1,2,3,4,5.. BOOM....teamkills. lol Its 2am and we are all laughing our heads off.  I did the very same thing last night, its easily done.  We are all good mates so saw the funny side.

Next time I'll drop 5 and switch to trigger.

Half an our ago I was in the F-35 on wake. I saw the PLA attack chopper so I gunned it a little. The pilot decided to return and repair. I circled overhead, waiting my chance to pounce. As soon as the chopper touched down, I offloaded 2 bombs - 2 kills. Bet he didnt see that one coming