Got Common Sense?

2007-06-05 15:24:41

#1

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7309|Alberta, Canada

This would be awesome if you guys could post your ridiculous common sense mishaps!

For example:

He also had an incident where he was driving his truck and must have scraped his hub-cap on a curb. He got home and his dad asked why there was a scratch on his rim. "Did you scrape it on something?" asked his dad, and he replied, "No, how could I? The scratch is on the top of the rim!"

2007-06-05 15:27:53

#2

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6702|Uk

i stapled two of my fingers together, does that count?

2007-06-05 15:30:08

#3

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6755|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

"Do carpenter ants build houses?"
- Verbatim, from my sister-in-law

2007-06-05 15:40:41

#4

CloakedStarship: Member; +76|7031

One time i looked at two of the exact same papers for a minute, wondering why they looked the same.

2007-06-05 16:11:09

#5

Entertayner: Member; +826|7036

One time I tried to leap frog a post and got the bottom of my trousers caught on it and went over and smacked my face on the other side.

2007-06-05 16:13:59

#6

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6911|EE Chat

My friend thought the Underground Railroad was really a railroad

2007-06-05 16:17:12

#7

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6762|Bloomington Indiana

id like to think i have a decent level of common sense.
most of my mishaps with common sense lacking at any given moment have been after a night of death juice (everclear, gatorade, and red bull)

I call exes..thinking they still find me charming

my brother turns on the air when all the windows are open, thats sorta fun

2007-06-05 16:17:30

#8

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7096|Washington, DC

One time I lit myself on fire and then poured liquid nitrogen on myself even though the thermite said "CAUTION/CUIDADO/WTFHAX" and the liquid nitrogen said "DANGER/CUIDADO/OMGFREEZEHAX".

2007-06-05 17:14:16

#9

XanKrieger: iLurk; +60|7124|South West England

Hurricane wrote:
One time I lit myself on fire and then poured liquid nitrogen on myself even though the thermite said "CAUTION/CUIDADO/WTFHAX" and the liquid nitrogen said "DANGER/CUIDADO/OMGFREEZEHAX".

I'd rather pour Nitro on me than Thermite, that shit will kill you, either very slowly or very quickly, with ALOT of pain, there is no medium

2007-06-05 17:15:02

#10

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7150|United States of America

Reddhedd wrote:
My friend thought the Underground Railroad was really a railroad

If you really want to blow his mind, show him a subway.

2007-06-05 17:22:49

#11

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7309|Alberta, Canada

Haha, these are great!

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