Help me with my intertard roommate!

2007-06-05 17:03:36

#1

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7169

So here's the situation:

My roommate is not quite down with internat culture (he just discovered youtube...yesterday), and today he comes bursting into the living room looking like he just found a field full of four-leaf clovers. The conversation goes something like this...

roommate: You guys HAVE to see this video I JUST found on youtube! It is the funniest thing EVER!!
me: Ok Daniel, this sounds pretty good, let's see it.
roommate: Ok, get ready TO LAUGH!!!!!!!
*he then proceeds to show me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywuk … p;search=*
me: *facedesk*

The words 'older than Jesus riding a dinosaur' were on the way out of my mouth when I realized it was hopeless, he wouldn't understand.

So I stood there speechless, and he has been quoting the stupid video nonstop for the past 2 hours. He said he thinks it will be really funny if he gets super drunk tonight and says nothing but "LET'S GET SOME SHOES!!" and "BETCH!!" Trust me, this kid is serious, he'll do it.

Oh bf2s, what can I possibly do to stop the pain?

2007-06-05 17:04:45

#2

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7109

/wrist?

2007-06-05 17:06:04

#3

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7169

OmniDeath wrote:
/wrist?

Too painful; I just bought a pistol in case I need it tonight.

2007-06-05 17:16:15

#4

D6717C: Anger is a gift; +174|7098|Sin City

Put a bunch of Visine in his beer so he is stuck on the crapper all night

2007-06-05 17:17:32

#5

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7169

D6717C wrote:
Put a bunch of Visine in his beer so he is stuck on the crapper all night

He doesn't drink beer...all he drinks is vodka and cranberry juice. It would still work I guess.

2007-06-05 17:19:21

#6

RedTwizzler: I do it for the lulz.; +124|7003|Chicago

Donald O' Brien wrote:
all he drinks is cranberry juice.

What is it, your period?

2007-06-05 17:20:20

#7

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7187|Sydney, Australia

Donald O' Brien wrote:
OmniDeath wrote:
/wrist?
Too painful; I just bought a pistol in case I need it tonight.

To use on him I hope...

Mcminty.

2007-06-05 17:21:49

#8

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7309|Alberta, Canada

OmniDeath wrote:
/wrist?

No, trust me, it's the wrong way to handle this situation.

2007-06-05 17:22:52

#9

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6755|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Ryan wrote:
OmniDeath wrote:
/wrist?
No, trust me, it's the wrong way to handle this situation.

Yes, the cured emo would know best.

And I DEMAND to be removed from that travesty of a signature. ²

2007-06-05 17:23:59

#10

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7309|Alberta, Canada

Nope, too bad.

2007-06-05 17:25:02

#11

13rin: Member; +977|6945

Show him leeroy jenkins. Being drunk shouting LEEEERRROOOY JEEEENKIIINNS!!!!! is much better.

or.

Just tell him that he is being really annoying and if he says the word shoes one more time you'll beat the ever-loving shit out of him.

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2007-06-05 17:26:30

#12

Donald O' Brien: Member; +104|7169

DBBrinson1 wrote:
Just tell him that he is being really annoying and if he says the word shoes one more time you'll beat the ever-loving shit out of him.

He's gay, I couldn't possibly do that.

2007-06-05 18:18:49

#13

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7144|In You Endo- Stoke

RedTwizzler wrote:
Donald O' Brien wrote:
all he drinks is cranberry juice.
What is it, your period?

LOL good call +1

Just explain to him its all old news and no-one is going to be intrested,and if he continues he will be the brunt of jokes for years to come.

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