An oldie but a goody
Serious Flex
not that great no punbb intended
oh no
i went to the doctors yesterday with the flu. he told me to ''fuck off''
you have to really want it to see a pun in that one
you have to really want it to see a pun in that one
The advantage of going to see an all-nude acrobatics show is that you can see both cunning stunts and stunning cunts.
Next topic: old people
Next topic: old people
I need around tree fiddy.
whats long thin and smells of piss?
and OAPs conga line
okay that was poor, but I couldnt think of one for old people.
here are some others I thought of tho:
I was in the Butcher's when the butcher said to me "I bet you cant reach that meat on the top shelf"
"I'm not betting on that!" I said
"why not?"
"the steaks are too high"
Whats the best definition of a mistress?
Something between a mister and a matress
Seriously tho, why are puns funny? Trying to figure that out is like trying to grab a handful of fog, but maybe we can succeed where others have mist
and OAPs conga line
okay that was poor, but I couldnt think of one for old people.
here are some others I thought of tho:
I was in the Butcher's when the butcher said to me "I bet you cant reach that meat on the top shelf"
"I'm not betting on that!" I said
"why not?"
"the steaks are too high"
Whats the best definition of a mistress?
Something between a mister and a matress
Seriously tho, why are puns funny? Trying to figure that out is like trying to grab a handful of fog, but maybe we can succeed where others have mist
Last edited by bennisboy (2007-06-07 04:03:19)
Whats blue and screws grannies???
Hypothermia.
Hypothermia.
A Paper Belt is a Waste of Paper.
7 Days without a pun makes you week.
7 Days without a pun makes you week.
why is 6 scared of 7?
cos 7 8 9
cos 7 8 9
These are really punny!
(Excuse me while I bash my head into something for posting that)
(Excuse me while I bash my head into something for posting that)
go ahead. You deserve itFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
These are really punny!
(Excuse me while I bash my head into something for posting that)
seriously tho, that was punbelievably bad
It's very punlikely that I'll post in this thread again.bennisboy wrote:
go ahead. You deserve itFenris_GreyClaw wrote:
These are really punny!
(Excuse me while I bash my head into something for posting that)
seriously tho, that was punbelievably bad
Seven apples are talking to each other, one goes im a cat and the other two respond with a combination of sodium and potassium ions which result in photophosphorylation. Seeing this the other 8 apples begin to the spontaneously combust, just before the final apple bursts into flames he comments on how the world is plagued with carbon monoxide.
Why was the photovoltaic engineer fired? Because he made light of every situation.
Did you hear about the global quantum convention? Everyone tunneled in through the door.
Did you hear about the global quantum convention? Everyone tunneled in through the door.
Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?
he got the sack
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field
he got the sack
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field