Bend small children over.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6589|Graz, Austria
I draw a big chessboard on the empty heliport/hangar floor with bullet holes.
Then everyone that didn't get a jet can participate in exciting games of blitz chess.
Then everyone that didn't get a jet can participate in exciting games of blitz chess.
Breakdance.
i just drink more and make fun of people.
tomorrow...im posting a story on the forums..many will enjoy it..many will be appalled...
tomorrow...im posting a story on the forums..many will enjoy it..many will be appalled...
When i wait for a jet? That doesn't happen. But if i spawn to an airfield or a carrier, if friendly fire for mines is on, i lay down a claymore to kill the bastards. Simply because i'm jealous. i suck with planes. If i'm really boored, i C4 em to the sky Reminds me of Mine's raining men-scene.
Last edited by Nanten (2007-06-08 05:26:32)
flick the pin off the grenade, hold it, the throw it vertically and see if it comes back down on top of me or explodes in the air. thats only if not to many people are nearby.
shoot the people next to me in the leg twice with a pistol and then push them out of the way untill i get to the right place where then i get the jet
I've seen some people move transport choppers and set them in the path of the run way. I just machine gun it to death... I'm sure everyones seen this done especially with cartillery.
I get a jeep drive it into the pile or people getting out last second; 2 possible outcomes (both good):
1) they all get run over - lolz
2) they get into the jeep - funnies
1) they all get run over - lolz
2) they get into the jeep - funnies
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6589|Graz, Austria
If you kill me like that once, you'll get C4 stuck to your jet/heli for the remainder of the round everytime you get in.james@alienware wrote:
I get a jeep drive it into the pile or people getting out last second; 2 possible outcomes (both good):
1) they all get run over - lolz
2) they get into the jeep - funnies
And I can place the C4 packs so that it won't kill you, but make your vehicle smoking from damage.
I watch everyone else C4'ing/dancing/running over people and steal the plane when it spawns
Assholes like you should get banned for good.Marlboroman82 wrote:
tk whoever is standing there with me
TK`ing for choppers, planes and vehicles is battlefield2 #1 problem.
Just chill. Listen to some music. Make a sandwhich. When I am waiting for a jet, I am probably just after some bf2 relaxation.
I suck at jets, so I run out, and put C4 down around the spawn area, and a few up the length of the runway... Wait til someone jumps in, BOOM!
Alternative, if you get in the right jet, and there are still people nearby, drop a bomb.