thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6801|teh alien spaceshit
Ok, I was walking down the road today and I suddenly hear people shoutin, " Become a Norristologist!" I was like WTF and this guy gives me one of their fliers. So I read it ands it saids somehing like 'there is no theory of evolution; just a handful of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live and other jokes about Chuck Norris. It was as funny as hell but c'mon, you gotta be joking. Who would post Chuck Norris Facts on a flier? Still, it was as funny as hell. And almost everyone knows that evolution is real.
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7228|06-01
bruce lee > chuck norris
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6801|teh alien spaceshit

tthf wrote:

bruce lee > chuck norris
unfortunately, bruce lee is dead.
Well, bruce lee can still pwn anybody.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|7040|Portland, OR, USA
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6760|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

I have the same birthday as Bruce Lee, November 27th.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Smithereener
Member
+138|6786|California
I thought that fad would die by now...

It was funny, but now it's just old and stupid.
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7138|mexico

cowami wrote:

I have the same birthday as Bruce Lee, November 27th.
but were you born in the year of the dragon?
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6915|Australia.
I think it is just a crack at Scientology, they're just doing it because people will almost believe any piece of shit that's handed to them on a silver platter.

Chuck Norris is still my favourite actor though.
soldevilla13
SuperFly
+21|7192|oregon

thtthht wrote:

Ok, I was walking down the road today and I suddenly hear people shoutin, " Become a Norristologist!" I was like WTF and this guy gives me one of their fliers. So I read it ands it saids somehing like 'there is no theory of evolution; just a handful of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live and other jokes about Chuck Norris. It was as funny as hell but c'mon, you gotta be joking. Who would post Chuck Norris Facts on a flier? Still, it was as funny as hell. And almost everyone knows that evolution is real.
that's exactly why, they are the fucking truth

Last edited by soldevilla13 (2007-06-11 00:48:41)

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