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This vegetably fruit is the cause of several feudal and modern wars. For example in 1839 Hitler argued with Wilt Chamberlain about whether the infamous tomato was a fruit. In the end Hitler threw the tomato at Wilt's duodonem. The United States of Whatever instantly declared war on Deutschenbrochen and so the Boer Wars started. Additionally, several regional conflicts have arisen as a result of pronunciation differences. These "tuh-MAY- toe" versus "tuh-MAH-toe" wars have resulted in a total of nearly 2 million fatalities.
Contrary to popular belief, the tomato can infact be tamed if approached by the highly trained professional. One such man, Justin Lee Collins has tamed the Tomato in order to be able to put Knorr in and get More out. Much like nuclear fusion, this process needs extreme brain power, high temperature and wherever possible, a large nose.
# Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Intelligence is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad.
# Tomato's have been known to communicate with dolphins via cabbage
# Contrary to popular belief, Tomatoes are lovers, not fighters.
# In the event one happens upon a male tomato, they are bound by moral obligation to stomp him before he can reproduce. Eating said tomato is an acceptable substitute... if for some reason, you want to be sober and still vomit.
# 300,000 people are killed by a tomato dropping yearly
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