Have you ever broken something at your place of employment?
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Last edited by TravisC555 (2007-06-13 10:22:33)
Poll
Have you ever broke something at work?
| Yes | 61% | 61% - 50 | ||||
| No | 6% | 6% - 5 | ||||
| I don't have a job | 32% | 32% - 26 | ||||
| Total: 81 | ||||||
Broken*
...and yes.
...and yes.
I thought my poll was more pointless, but it got closed . It was a good poll too. Why can we post soft-core porn on here but not have a poll about stroking the one eyed dragon??
Because we already have one. or five.T4rd wrote:
I thought my poll was more pointless, but it got closed . It was a good poll too. Why can we post soft-core porn on here but not have a poll about stroking the one eyed dragon??
ha, nice. everyone who has a job and has cast a vote has broken something.
I'm just curious as to why you're asking a bunch of guys about how they masturbate.T4rd wrote:
I thought my poll was more pointless, but it got closed . It was a good poll too. Why can we post soft-core porn on here but not have a poll about stroking the one eyed dragon??
if you consider university work then yes: accidentally broke a table *is ashamed*
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I'd like to know as well.ThomasMorgan wrote:
I'm just curious as to why you're asking a bunch of guys about how they masturbate.T4rd wrote:
I thought my poll was more pointless, but it got closed . It was a good poll too. Why can we post soft-core porn on here but not have a poll about stroking the one eyed dragon??
and yes i've broken many things at my place of employment
I broke a mirror at work. Luckily the mirror didn't break, the rim and light bulb around it broke.
Looks like didn't get seven years bad luck.
Looks like didn't get seven years bad luck.
I break anything that they can throw at me: video cards, monitors, copy machines, webpages...you name it. Bad part is that I am expected to fix it. Thank GOD for warranties.
For the same reason you're asked how you wipe your ass, squeeze your toothpaste, and break shit at work, maybe..??ThomasMorgan wrote:
I'm just curious as to why you're asking a bunch of guys about how they masturbate.T4rd wrote:
I thought my poll was more pointless, but it got closed . It was a good poll too. Why can we post soft-core porn on here but not have a poll about stroking the one eyed dragon??
I've broken code before, but never anything material.
I broke the tills at my saturday job.
Woops.
Woops.
I broke a TOW missile launcher on the side of a Lynx helicopter once...
back in the day, when I used to drive a delivery truck for a living .. i destroyed a transmission.
I stole something AND broke it.
Me and my two friends were really fed up with our jobs at the time, so I decided to steal our shitty copy machine. We took it out to the middle of some random field and beat it up with a baseball bat.
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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...
Me and my two friends were really fed up with our jobs at the time, so I decided to steal our shitty copy machine. We took it out to the middle of some random field and beat it up with a baseball bat.
....
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...
Yes. Yes indeed. I broke a table..
I had tripped over my foot and onto it.
I had tripped over my foot and onto it.
Yes at my work experience...
Some screws were flying through the shop
Some screws were flying through the shop
Office Space, you copied office space.BeerzGod wrote:
I stole something AND broke it.
Me and my two friends were really fed up with our jobs at the time, so I decided to steal our shitty copy machine. We took it out to the middle of some random field and beat it up with a baseball bat.
....
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...
I broke my ankle.
never broke any bone on my work, but I did break an cup.
Sounds like you had a case of the Mondays!BeerzGod wrote:
I stole something AND broke it.
Me and my two friends were really fed up with our jobs at the time, so I decided to steal our shitty copy machine. We took it out to the middle of some random field and beat it up with a baseball bat.
....
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...
Last edited by keimtime (2007-06-13 14:07:32)
Many things while working for the post office. My aim ain't so good, so a good many things didn't hit the intended container, or bounced off the lip. Quite a few went 'crash'.
Made up for it with my habit of unjamming letters from machinery, though.
In my new job, I've run over a coupla things inadvertently due to a design flaw in the cart, and bruised my ankle pretty badly when someone ran over it.
Made up for it with my habit of unjamming letters from machinery, though.
In my new job, I've run over a coupla things inadvertently due to a design flaw in the cart, and bruised my ankle pretty badly when someone ran over it.
No job here, but I did break a mouse at school