A bird, or a dog... I just hope the owners don't cut my balls off..
Poll
Which animal would you be?
| Cat | 11% | 11% - 8 | ||||
| Dog | 11% | 11% - 8 | ||||
| Bear | 10% | 10% - 7 | ||||
| Meercat | 2% | 2% - 2 | ||||
| Horse | 2% | 2% - 2 | ||||
| Elephant | 2% | 2% - 2 | ||||
| Hippo | 2% | 2% - 2 | ||||
| Monkey | 10% | 10% - 7 | ||||
| Bird | 17% | 17% - 12 | ||||
| Other | 26% | 26% - 18 | ||||
| Total: 68 | ||||||
Other: Tapeworm
That would be a lion or a tiger. Eagle is fine too
Other. Since there is no animal on this planet which can manifast its own self-hatred into strength.(Other then humans)
Last edited by David.Podedworny (2007-06-13 16:02:39)
I'd be a cat. As long as I was someone's pet.
First, you'd be catered for as a pet.
Second, (you'd know if you've ever owned a cat) Cat's, even though you take care of them, show no appreciation. I like that. It's funny as hell.
"Mittens, come here kitty!"
and then you get this look from them like "fuck you bitch!"
Cats are ungrateful fucking assholes. I like thier style.
First, you'd be catered for as a pet.
Second, (you'd know if you've ever owned a cat) Cat's, even though you take care of them, show no appreciation. I like that. It's funny as hell.
"Mittens, come here kitty!"
and then you get this look from them like "fuck you bitch!"
Cats are ungrateful fucking assholes. I like thier style.
Bird.
Whenever I see birds flying, I sometimes think "If I was a bird, I'd be a fucking dare-devil bird, do flips and shit, play chicken with cars and fly through tight gaps etc."
But I would prefer to stay as a human.
To be able to transform freely would be cool!
Whenever I see birds flying, I sometimes think "If I was a bird, I'd be a fucking dare-devil bird, do flips and shit, play chicken with cars and fly through tight gaps etc."
But I would prefer to stay as a human.
To be able to transform freely would be cool!
Cat