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i once got arty and survived

Hurricane wrote:

One time a guy spotted the entire MEC Navy on Karkand. I was sure we would fall easy prey to their naval cannons... boy were we lucky.

Also, one time I killed like 5 guys with my M4 and knife. And these were no regular guys, they were medics wielding the death weapons of the G36E and AK-101.

I'm crying stop it.

erm...

i was face to face with a tank that got TVed, i was on 2 bars but i wasn't dead!

one time on wake i was the last one standing for the china. i was flying around in the j10.

i went to land it at north village and i miss judged it. i hit a tree bounced off it and went nose first near the AA gun.

the jet didn't lose one bar of health. i cant believe it.

i caped the flag got in the j10 took off and we still some how won the game with one flag.

clipping a radio tower on kubra.. I prepared for an is no more, but instead my wing just got caught and I did a few circles around the tower before spiralling off of it

Guy knifed me, got dust. I turned around and shot him in the face. He was pissed.

I was flying the j10 on wake and so was noobest, we were both diving to kill some usmc guy. We hit each other, like crashing but we didn't died. Both slowed down to almost no speed and spinned a little around. Full afterburner and throttle made us survive. I lost like 2 bars of health and noobest lost nothing... Strange but funny

I killed 3 medics, all who had the AK, from about 20 metres away (still had 1/2 health)
Wilst doing this, I had a guy with a RPK stood up behind me, about 5 metres away shooting at my for the whole time,

I killed the 3 medics, turned round and pistoled the RPK guy.....

* All this was in the middle of the square- > no cover

Kubra, at the Material Station:

come out from behind a building, a DPV rushes past me and is killed by a MEC tank, turret slowly turns toward me... just in time though, a bomber drops his load where it hurts.

Rode out an artillery barrage hiding in the back of an APC next to a supply crate.

Chased three snipers and a medic around the end of the train wreck on Karkand. Killed them all without taking a point of damage. They wanted to knife-fight, I gunned them down with my F2000.
Then I ran into a claymore. Then I got hit by artillery.

Many a time on jalalabad have I charged into a group with my trusty DAO12, extended the clip to three times normal capacity, and owned the lot, leaving me to pick up the kits to reload and recharge health, teabag, and get back to tank-hunting.

Go prone under Vodnik that was trying to run me down.
Stops over my body.

As Spec Ops, I placed C4 underneath.

Vehicle backs up.

Boom.

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Artillery blast that just bounces you up in air.  Parachute down amazed.

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Too many to remember....

Was on Qwai River in PR at the southern most flag. my 5 other squad mates and i were defending the hell out of it, we took on 14 of their guys at the same time in a triple assault, from the west came their APC, from the north came 2 chinese transport trucks and from the air came their flying cow, me with my trusty AT4 took out the APC, i grabbed another from the rally point and shoot at the helo, the shot landed square in the rear knocking out 3 crewmembers, mean while my squad mates were tearing up the transport trucks, one was destroyed by an AT4 the others were hit by our HMMVs .50 cal. it was one hell of a fight and we held that point to the last ticket. we tried the same the next round but were ovverrun, they assaulted us with their tank and APC along with an aerial insertion, luckly we were extracted by a teammate with a littlebird who saw our peril, it was the coolest round of PR i've ever played.