HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|7153|The Lou
I did stuff like that on everyone of our big projects.... let me send you my rewritten ending of romeo and Juliet........


I personally believe the ending is crap. I don’t really enjoy spending about 2(+) months on a book to find out that about half the crew dies, including the main characters. If I was to rewrite it, some people would die, but I wouldn’t go on a massacre killing off all my characters like Shakespeare did.
    But if I could to rewrite it, I would start to change it around the time when Tybalt and Mercutio fight each other. In my version, Benvolio would stab Tybalt missing his heart by a millimeter. Benvolio is banished, but later found and killed. Romeo goes to Benvolio’s funeral and is furious, and runs to his sweet Juliet and they have a slumber party. Then Romeo goes to the hospital and warns Tybalt that if he ever sees him again that he will slice his throat and watch his entire blood spill out unmercifully. Tybalt didn’t listen, and after he got well, attacked Romeo. During the battle, Romeo knocked away Tybalt's sword and slit his throat. After that he went and asked Lord Capulet for his daughters hand in marriage hoping that he hadn’t heard about Tybalt's death. Lord Capulet just laughed at him and had him quickly removed from their castle. He was so angry that he was ready to do anything necessary for him to be with Juliet that he didn’t have to hide it. Romeo went to the Friar to confess his sins. Then he went to buy some various items from the hardware store. He spent several weeks hiding because of his banishment. The weeks quickly passed as he built a time machine. So he goes back in time to the fight of Tybalt and Benvolio and drags Benvolio away. Romeo was going to run away with Juliet but he realized that Tybalt would come after his family if he did that. So he came and found Tybalt, and challenged him to a duel. Tybalt said, “This is madness.”
And Romeo replied, “Madness? This is VERONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” And kicked him down a 4000 foot drop off a cliff. Then ran away with Juliet and lived happily ever after. Two weeks later the families had a giant brawl and everyone was killed (except Romeo and Juliet)

I got a 100 on it

Last edited by HURLEY (2007-06-14 08:23:42)

WinterWayfarer
Combat Medic
+21|6722|Spacetime

leetkyle wrote:

Historically, a character like Macbeth would have been taken very seriously during Elizabethan times. Had she been found guilty of murder her death was imminent. Murder of the King was taken very seriously in Elizabethan times (as it still is today), but this play gives the audience a real appreciation of Shakespeare’s work, and offers a gripping ending – encouraging the audience to buy an extra large £1.99 pepsi.
It would completely ruin your essay.
jord
Member
+2,382|7148|The North, beyond the wall.
Yeah i don't think we have "school councilors" in the Uk. Least not one for every school.

Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine, I pretty much just wrote out a fight scene for one of my GCSE questions.

Last edited by jord (2007-06-14 08:21:45)

[PTG]shogun
PS n00b & proud vista user
+44|6902

buLLet_t00th wrote:

I think the bit about Macbeth being a woman is worse.
lol
but seriously i did things like this in my coursework and homework, if they are good people theyll have a laugh and be in a better mood (better grade )

a while back my teacher asked my to write something on suicide so i wrote "suicide is painless" its from a old famous song (also the M*A*S*H) theam tune )
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|7051|SE London

Not if you kill him first.
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6992|...

leetkyle wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

?

Why do it then?

Trying to be rebelious?

BECOME A PUNK AND THEN I WILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!
I'm already a punk. I just feel like doing something cur-azzzzy.
Being emo does not make a punk /fin
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7179|England. Stoke
From the short excerpt you have provided here, I think that the rest of the piece would have to be monumentally better for it to qualify as a work of genius...
For instance change "Elizabethan times" to something like the Elizabethan period, and "Murder of the King" to regicide to sound clever...
Sir Aidyn Sage
DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!
+32|6834
Me: I didn't do it /bart.
Leetkyle, I think you need to Edit this if you referring to Bart Simpson....

Its, "I didn't do it , nobody saw me do it, Can't prove anything".....

I would leave it in, he may have a sense  of Humor....?

Last edited by Sir Aidyn Sage (2007-06-14 10:27:26)

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6959|Gogledd Cymru

jsnipy wrote:

leetkyle wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

?

Why do it then?

Trying to be rebelious?

BECOME A PUNK AND THEN I WILL THINK YOU'RE COOL!
I'm already a punk. I just feel like doing something cur-azzzzy.
Being emo does not make a punk /fin
snipizzle 1 - emo 0
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6698|Scotland!
I'd leave it out. It's not that great of a joke anyways and it'll just take the focus away from your apparent work of genius.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7212|FUCK UBISOFT

hed only kill you if you wrote this...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56674
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7155|Espoo, Finland

Miguel diaz wrote:

hed only kill you if you wrote this...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56674
Did the teacher misspell 'too' in the corrections?
"Page is to big" shouldn't it be 'too' instead of 'to'?
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6698|Scotland!

Gawwad wrote:

Miguel diaz wrote:

hed only kill you if you wrote this...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56674
Did the teacher misspell 'too' in the corrections?
"Page is to big" shouldn't it be 'too' instead of 'to'?
It's quite worrying that you even needed confirmation.
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7155|Espoo, Finland

Jameseyy wrote:

Gawwad wrote:

Miguel diaz wrote:

hed only kill you if you wrote this...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56674
Did the teacher misspell 'too' in the corrections?
"Page is to big" shouldn't it be 'too' instead of 'to'?
It's quite worrying that you even needed confirmation.
I'm not a native speaker and I will question my own knowledge if an English teacher spells something differently than me.
Shadow893
lel
+75|7162|England

Jameseyy wrote:

Gawwad wrote:

Miguel diaz wrote:

hed only kill you if you wrote this...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56674
Did the teacher misspell 'too' in the corrections?
"Page is to big" shouldn't it be 'too' instead of 'to'?
It's quite worrying that you even needed confirmation.
i know i'm prob stating the obvious, but thats a fake

firstly - i don't know a teaher that would bother to mark it all the way to the end - maybe the first half of the first page and then think ...wtf?!?.. then skip and see how shit it looks and fail it - with out marking it.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7212|FUCK UBISOFT

also the points dont add up to what it says on the last page, its obviously a fake, but who really cares...
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
voodoodolphins
Member
+92|7173

leetkyle wrote:

Historically, a character like Macbeth would have been taken very seriously during Elizabethan times. Had she been found guilty of murder her death was imminent. Murder of the King was taken very seriously in Elizabethan times (as it still is today), but this play gives the audience a real appreciation of Shakespeare’s work, and offers a gripping ending – encouraging the audience to buy an extra large £1.99 pepsi.
I absolutely love the part of your thread, where you refer to Macbeth as a she... he he good going
williedyna
Member
+7|7115
I know I'm entering the discussion late... but

I used to do this all the time.  Mostly to prove to myself that my teachers didn't read anything, and handed out grades based on whether or not they liked the student.  My favorite thing to do was include my teacher's name, usually as a thinly veiled anagram in my report, or paper.  99.99% of the time I got the C they felt like giving me.  When I presented this argument and the evidence to administration, they weren't the least bit amused.

If it will make your teacher laugh.. include it.. if not.. why make life hard on yourself?
agent146
Member
+127|6857|Jesus Land aka Canada
mostly likely question your sanity

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