phil-12-12
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+21|6653|c-c-c-Canada
At my school i am called Random, the reason being is because i say or do something that no one that could think of and make them laugh.
so i decided to make a topic about people that can out beat me in saying something random.
good luck

My Random:

When i was walking home from school a big fat cat went up to me and said "i just saved hundreds of dollers off of gieco" then a shark came to ripe his head off and blood was all over my face... when i came home my cat was f-ing my computer then my computer ate it and had a better video card. when i went to bed i hard some noises from my window, when i went to look at see a giraffe ate my window. after peter pan came threw my window and he said look into the mirror. i looked and saw Harry Potter licking his face with his face. then Peter Pan announced "5 points off of Gryfindoor for looking into a chocolate bar. then i went flying....

                                                                                         ..::THE END::..


WINNER SO FAR:
One day the little penguin names Fredrick saw a wall with a word growing in it. So Fredrick decided that he would rip holes in the wall with his scythe, which was of course blunt. So Fredrick went to the blacksmith's death star which was inside the orbit of Dillon's pants. And when the pants fell off Dillon's tentacles everyone threw bananas and jelly at Dillon's parents, but they didn't have enough umbrellas to shield themselves, SUDDENLY Fredrick laughed loudly at Dillon's parent's offspring's pets, which were imploding in a briefcase while Dillon was hopefully not alive, but he wasn't thankful about this dinner which I did not enjoy. When did the pirate in the black bra fall off from the cliff which was situated in Dillon's shirt, which sucked? Fredrick was threatening animals about how they sucked Dillon's wiener, which is actually very small, and couldn't get any bigger than a micro-flea which had been using some various different instruments. Dillon was ugly and  amazingly stupid which didn't help when the crabs infested Dillon's feet, when he thought that he saw  a pirate hanging himself on some black hooks which   were falling into some red jars filled to the  brim with Dillon's semen, what the fuck are we  doing. That would scare the little kids half way from the pizza shop, but maybe little perverts could go and rape some children in police vans. Occasionally little dirty girls that are taller than dillons face which is quite irregular and often teased other peoples social skills

Last edited by phil-12-12 (2007-06-19 10:23:41)

russ)=spetsnaz
Banned
+131|6926|the guy in the hind on gator
random: this thread will be closed in 5
Teebaggs1
X-LG Member
+25|7220|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts
are you serious?  really?
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7110
Lol I'm the same, except I don't have that nickname, But I am very random all the time.
phil-12-12
Banned
+21|6653|c-c-c-Canada

russ)=spetsnaz wrote:

random: this thread will be closed in 5
very good, never thought that would happen.
r'Eeee
That's how I roll, BITCH!
+311|6919

rofl tbh...Are you really that bored?
phil-12-12
Banned
+21|6653|c-c-c-Canada

rabee2789b wrote:

rofl tbh...Are you really that bored?
nah man.... im being completely serious about this! i know theres some people that are random... some where...
thtthht
maximum bullshit
+50|6801|teh alien spaceshit
Same here. I am the most random guy in my school.

mars will blow up in 2015.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6950|Somewhere else

RANDOM? ponies rape you at night? is that the best you got?

Hows this for random.....

Yesterday I was baking some desert goods when my friend came over with Battleship. He wanted to game it up. I told him that this was no time for gaming or politics, him being a George Bush fan and all.  I decided it was best, to crisp the cookies, but not burn them.  Maybe even call my grandma for a new recipe.  But then again, what the fuck does that aging bitch know about Nu-school cooking.  I decided to punch her in the face the next time I see her, and play yahtzee with my friend.  yahtzee is more fun.

I knew the toliet was clogged, and my friend thought that I should get a haircut. We in fact played a game of Yahtzee and talked about anal sex and pirates.  Not Pirates and anal sex in one topic.  how could you? yes, Pirates will anal pillage whomever they like, but that is not what were we're talking about. we were discussing two different topics. 

I knew my friend liked cheese! but really who doesn't? So I baked some cheese on some bread. We did eat it.  It was good. Better than seeing my mom nude. But depending on who you are, that can be bad or good.  So maybe thats a bad comparison.  But we decided to do some rum shots and count the number of colors in the carpet threads. I won by 65.  Not that there was any way to win, but I felt I did. And 65 is a fun number.

EDIT: I accidentally burnt the cookies though....
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So thats off the top of my head. Tell that story to a crowd and see the look on thier face. THATS RANDOM.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-06-17 17:06:28)

Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7101|Washington, DC

This is Fox 5 News - at 10!
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6879|Somersetshire
random: News Flash..........pregnant Yak bites penis
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6939

Board The Motherfucking Lolship!
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

The ice cream man ate the rhino that was parked on your roof.
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|7090|Manitowoc, WI
So this thread is just people saying the dumbest thing that comes into their head?
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6950|Somewhere else

BolvisOculus wrote:

So this thread is just people saying the dumbest thing that comes into their head?
basically.  But eveyone just throws one sentence in. It just needs more flair.

http://kaiser.dreamhost.com/OT_stuff/more%20flair.jpg
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6939

BolvisOculus wrote:

So this thread is just people saying the dumbest thing that comes into their head?
This is quote.
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|7165|The Ville
I'll be in the middle of a conversation and talk about something completely different.
phil-12-12
Banned
+21|6653|c-c-c-Canada
damn, i cant think of anything really that random cause it took my pills... shit....
specops10-4
Member
+108|7214|In the hills
I swam in teh ppol fer fun 3 weeks ago, but it was no fun.
specops10-4
Member
+108|7214|In the hills

phil-12-12 wrote:

damn, i cant think of anything really that random cause it took my pills... shit....
I have a random question, do the numbers 12 in your name have anything to do with your age, it isnt meant to be an insult, but you seem a bit young.  (not that my random post wasn't completely immature)
pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|7053|MANCHESTERRR
The cyan caterpillar was chastising a metrosexual banana whilst giving a reach around to a ford fiesta.
JOJOBA
my penis itches
+18|7004|Columbus, OH
Just recently, an Italian burger flipper from the French Revolution, has been sent to clown college for dealing illegal fries to a Chinese sea-port in the heart of Quebec.  He claims he has no idea how the fries got into his English accent, but still managed to sneeze them through his V-8 engine, fabricated out of rice, leather, and chicken heads. 

in other news, our senior waistband has grabbed his crotch towards a nobel warranty for the second comming of our homeboys.
phil-12-12
Banned
+21|6653|c-c-c-Canada

specops10-4 wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

damn, i cant think of anything really that random cause it took my pills... shit....
I have a random question, do the numbers 12 in your name have anything to do with your age, it isnt meant to be an insult, but you seem a bit young.  (not that my random post wasn't completely immature)
the reason being theres a 12 in my name is because when i turned 12, it was the 12 day and the 12 month, so i found that cool and created a name Phil-12-12, and no i am no longer 12, i am 13.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida

phil-12-12 wrote:

At my school i am called Random, the reason being is because i say or do something that no one that could think of and make them laugh.
so i decided to make a topic about people that can out beat me in saying something random.
good luck

Random: ponies come and rape me at night...
Random is just another word for "Immature and stupid"

Grow up, real comedy is all in the way you say stuff, not what you say.
15 more years! 15 more years!
jsnipy
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+3,277|6993|...

random: biblical ass hands gloves

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