Worst movie you've ever seen?

2007-06-18 10:46:40

#26

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6918|Boulder, CO

I generally look up movies before i see them, which means that i don't really see crap films but the good films i do see i already know quite a bit about.

apart from zombie movies i just watch any of them for any reason as they're funny.

2007-06-18 10:47:18

#27

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7101|Washington, DC

Mekstizzle wrote:
There are a lot of shit films. The worse "best" film i've seen so far is Spiderman 3. The whole emo-spiderman just fucking sucked.

Die, whoever thought of that, please.

I thought the fight scenes in S3 were pretty good. But yeah, the whole emo and the ensuing part where he walked down the street shooting his finger gun at random girls was just... what the fuck.

It's like they NEEDED to stretch it over 2 hours to get some sort of budget grant, and they scribbled down whatever came to mind.

2007-06-18 10:50:07

#28

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|7053|MANCHESTERRR

BolvisOculus wrote:
CoronadoSEAL wrote:
pers0nah wrote:

HOW.

That film is epic.
i am not a fan of liberal, or conservative for that matter, propaganda in film. i don't go to the theatre and pay to get brainwashed; i go for exitement, enjoyment, and adventure. i shouldn't have even posted about it for having do defend my stance. this is my final post in this thread.
That's true that the movie did seem to have a vendetta [/pun], but I still enjoyed it because it was still done very well. I just looked past it's political views and took the movie for face value.

Eggy in a motherfuckin basket.

And yeah, i looked past its political views and just enjoyed it.

2007-06-18 10:57:22

#29

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7126

Worst movie I've seen was Beer Fest. Oh god that movie sucked balls. Had to break up with my gf after she forced me into seeing it. I couldn't take it. I took her to see Miami Vice b/c Michael Mann = ownage, but at least I could admit that movie sucked. She would not admit how bad Beer Fest was and kept claiming she had good taste in movies!

Oh wait, now that I think of it I did see Pauly Shore's "Jury Duty" at a friend's house once. He was having a going away party and everyone felt bad so we put up with whatever he wanted. He remembered that movie being funny for some odd reason and at the end of it all we agreed it was complete shit and he never picks a movie again.

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2007-06-18 11:02:29

#30

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6989|Montucky

The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.

2007-06-18 11:13:19

#31

specops10-4: Member; +108|7214|In the hills

Super Babies. THAT MOVIE WAS GOD AWFUL!! I went to see it with my younger cousin, he thought it was the shit, but it literally was the shit!

2007-06-18 11:13:49

#32

Home: Section.80; +447|7319|Seattle, Washington, USA

I generally try to see movies that are supposed to be good, so I don't have any movies like "Santa Claus and the Martians". However, out of all the movies I have ever seen, "An American Haunting" is by far the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. It was absolutely horrible. Beyond the point of being so bad it was funny.

S3v3N wrote:
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.

You're pretty lucky if those are the worst movies you've ever seen. Those movies are incredibly underrated. Sure, they were complete dissapointments compared to the first, but they still had pioneering special effects and great fight scenes/choreography.

2007-06-18 11:17:16

#33

weasel_thingo: Member; +74|6798

~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~ wrote:
Hostel Part 2. Don't even get me started.

oh ffs dont get my friend started on both hostel's.
worst i have seen that i can remember the name of atleast is a movie called "stealth" or some shit like that it had the airforce in it and some robot fighter jet, i dont know my friends made me watch it.

tehre are worse movies but i cant remember the names of them...

2007-06-18 11:25:45

#34

Shadow893: lel; +75|7163|England

~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~ wrote:
Hostel Part 2. Don't even get me started.

yeah lol - and 'hills have eyes 2' omg...

i was sitting through that film thinking...

'NO, NO, don't do that, no, you'll die, pls don't do.. Oh you did. You're dead..' lol it was funny because it was bad lol

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2007-06-18 11:27:47

#35

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6949|Communist Republic of CA, USA

https://www.hollywoodjesus.com/_assets/mp/01ED9716-B45E-DEA2-FE0AE683E992782A/marine.jpg

Every time you watch this movie, God kills 10 puppies.

2007-06-18 11:28:49

#36

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6795|New Haven, CT

John Tucker Must Die. I have no idea why I even watched it in the first place, because I knew what it was going to be like, but I did, and it was easily the dumbest, worst movie ever.

Bad plot, dumb idea, incorrect cliche after incorrect cliche after incorrect cliche, and extremely horrible acting.

2007-06-18 11:31:15

#37

Shadow893: lel; +75|7163|England

S3v3N wrote:
The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.

but not the first one right?? good

2007-06-18 11:35:15

#38

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6997|Milkystania, yurop

batlefield earth i watched less than 2 min it hurt me ,it sucks that badly

And assault on precient 13

2007-06-18 11:37:10

#39

howler_27: Member; +90|7158

Nacho Libre

2007-06-18 11:41:37

#40

chittydog: less busy; +586|7306|Kubra, Damn it!

Dark City
Showgirls
The Wicker Man

All horrible.

2007-06-18 11:43:19

#41

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

BTK Killer.

So disgusting and pathetic that I shut it off.

2007-06-18 11:45:50

#42

=Karma-Kills=: "Don't post while intoxicated."; +356|7055|England

https://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_At_Worlds_End%20-%20Poster.jpg

2007-06-18 12:51:02

#43

A12345: Member; +77|6941

https://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CIN/epicmovie~Epic-Movie-Posters.jpg

should have seen it coming...

2007-06-18 13:12:31

#44

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7152|Disaster Free Zone

https://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MG/203098.jpg

Only movie I have ever fallen asleep in the movie theater.

https://www.rickeyvincent.com/book/1ETheNewGuylogo.jpg

OMG... words can not explain how bad it it.

https://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/40/239340.jpg

A 2 and a half our movie which I could probably write the script on 1 A4 page.

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2007-06-18 13:15:45

#45

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|7002|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

Bat 21

2007-06-18 13:27:40

#46

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7009|Long Island, New York

weasel_thingo wrote:
~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~ wrote:
Hostel Part 2. Don't even get me started.
oh ffs dont get my friend started on both hostel's.
worst i have seen that i can remember the name of atleast is a movie called "stealth" or some shit like that it had the airforce in it and some robot fighter jet, i dont know my friends made me watch it.

tehre are worse movies but i cant remember the names of them...

I liked Stealth.

I even have a poster up in my room, but more for the AF sentiment, not the "OMG GODLY" part.

For me, gotta be...

https://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/64/039_ARTIFICIAL_INTELLIGENCE~A-I-Artificial-Intelligence-Posters.jpg

2007-06-18 13:36:52

#47

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7103|949

The Shape of Things (ending was too shitty)

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (too corny)

Harry Potter and something or other (I've only seen one, and it was horrible)

2007-06-18 13:38:25

#48

USARANGER01: Member; +35|7119|America

A12345 wrote:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/image … osters.jpg
should have seen it coming...

id have to agree
im almost ashamed i saw epic movie. well i didnt really have a choice. it was either sit around in the movie theater lobby and wait for 2 hours, or go watch epic movie with my cousin.

i reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly should have just stayed in the lobby.
watching the employs server popcorn would have been more entertaining than epic movie

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2007-06-18 13:49:52

#49

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6761|Éire

One of the worst, and yet one of the best when viewed as an unintentional comedy, is Chuck Norris' 'Delta Force'. Horribly 'propaganda-esque', terrible acting and an insultingly over simplified take on the Middle Eastern situation. Me and my flatmate were pissing ourselves laughing at it when it was on TV recently: http://imdb.com/title/tt0090927/

Another classic bad/brilliant movie is the near-impossible to find Irish Kung Fu movie 'Fatal Deviation': http://imdb.com/title/tt0488046/

2007-06-18 13:56:12

#50

UK|Hooligan: Seriously, fuck off.; +103|7159|"The Empire"

Poseidon wrote:
weasel_thingo wrote:
~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~ wrote:
Hostel Part 2. Don't even get me started.
oh ffs dont get my friend started on both hostel's.
worst i have seen that i can remember the name of atleast is a movie called "stealth" or some shit like that it had the airforce in it and some robot fighter jet, i dont know my friends made me watch it.

tehre are worse movies but i cant remember the names of them...
I liked Stealth.

I even have a poster up in my room, but more for the AF sentiment, not the "OMG GODLY" part.

For me, gotta be...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/image … osters.jpg

Stealth and the village are by far the worst modern films that i have unfortunately had to watch!!

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~[_-=Hanma=-_]~ wrote:

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weasel_thingo wrote:

~[_-=Hanma=-_]~ wrote:

A12345 wrote:

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