http://www.theonion.com/content/news/af … _rss_dailyFive years after settling in southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the militant Islamist organization Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station.
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What the hell is that? I'll remember never to go to that site for news info.
Rofl. Guess it is a good thing they didn't see the finale of Sopranos
Last edited by Elamdri (2007-06-18 10:34:14)
that is so funny that it's stupid. looks like ( if true) they don't have the heart to do it.
They'll never attack if they discover HBO.
You do realize this is the onion right?samfink wrote:
( if true)
Rofl "onion" is COMEDY fake news site
Search for "intelligent falling" article. It was "news" about the Church pushing for removing of teaching about gravity in schools and instead teaching about Inteligent Falling.
Search for "intelligent falling" article. It was "news" about the Church pushing for removing of teaching about gravity in schools and instead teaching about Inteligent Falling.
I love The Onion.
Anytime a newspaper fools the Chinese media in to thinking that Congress wants a retractable dome for the Capitol building, they instantly win.
Anytime a newspaper fools the Chinese media in to thinking that Congress wants a retractable dome for the Capitol building, they instantly win.
The Onion is not a source which should be used in the D&ST section.
Moved to the Junk Drawer.
Moved to the Junk Drawer.
Probably got something to do with those big Doritos packs. I hear you can't find those in heaven.
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On a side note... Cerpin has just found Onion..... the forums are screwed
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