shoot myself...im old skl.
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I know fucking karate
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I'd blow up myself with a C4.
go try it, give a report on that.russ)=spetsnaz wrote:
jump for the seattle space needle. i heard people die before they hit the ground because their heart rips of fear or something
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
QFTDonald O' Brien wrote:
Get a recording of Surgeon_Bond saying 'tbh' and Andoura saying 'looooooool' and put it on repeat.
I'd be dead in about 7 seconds.
Chuffin ace +1RoosterCantrell wrote:
George Carlin wrote:
Go into a militant Feminist rally and scream out "hey, which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to come home and cook me a nice meal and give me a blowjob?"
tbh ?Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
QFTDonald O' Brien wrote:
Get a recording of Surgeon_Bond saying 'tbh' and Andoura saying 'looooooool' and put it on repeat.
I'd be dead in about 7 seconds.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllll
Mall shootout
ive missed you snipy <3jsnipy wrote:
Mall shootout
You were missed during your rehabilitation.surgeon_bond wrote:
ive missed you snipy <3jsnipy wrote:
Mall shootout
Lightweights.
I'd take razor wire and make myself a noose out of it and attach it to an overpass or something. I'd Epoxy/Superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and then jump off. People would think I was such a badass that I pulled my own head off.
I'd take razor wire and make myself a noose out of it and attach it to an overpass or something. I'd Epoxy/Superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and then jump off. People would think I was such a badass that I pulled my own head off.
Hmm.. let's see.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
this is the kind of thread that will give some poor sucker ideas
1) Tell mommy and daddy that I'm into the whole Emo thing now, and, "could you pick up some straight razors on the way home from work. Not the safety blades, but the bare-blade ones. I wanna try this whole 'cutting' thing".
2) Tell everyone I know at least a month in advance (especially the psychiatrist mommy and daddy make me see once a week).
Make it sort of a planning fest for my Death-day.. like a birthday, but less cheerful.
</sarcasm>
Seriously, if you're thinking about suicide - don't.
Talk to someone.
Or, get some perspective. If this is the worst that your life can possibly get - then there's nothing but better times ahead...
And, if you off yourself, that's a big WIN, tbbthtt, PWNage for everything in your life that's beating you down. Why give up and concede defeat to that shit?
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i think you just missed jord, hes been offline for ages
go skydiving and say no to 9
I'm still waiting for usmarine2005 to say "suicidebombing" so i can laugh and call him a mullahmarine one more time.
I have to admit, suicidebombing is a pretty cool way to go. I mean not against civilians or innocent people that would suck, i mean if there was like a genuine group of people that i hated. Yeah, i'd go by suicidebombing the local chav area. Now that's something that would make me a national hero.
I have to admit, suicidebombing is a pretty cool way to go. I mean not against civilians or innocent people that would suck, i mean if there was like a genuine group of people that i hated. Yeah, i'd go by suicidebombing the local chav area. Now that's something that would make me a national hero.
paint myself black and run through a KKK protest shouting "Black power!!!"
Hold on a minute, where did I hear that one before?Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Lightweights.
I'd take razor wire and make myself a noose out of it and attach it to an overpass or something. I'd Epoxy/Superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and then jump off. People would think I was such a badass that I pulled my own head off.
Lay down in the center of a freeway, naked and wearing a sign saying "FREE PORN!"
Hopefully some horny dumbass will just run me over.
Hopefully some horny dumbass will just run me over.
This! This my friend have made my day...would indeed look badass!Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Lightweights.
I'd take razor wire and make myself a noose out of it and attach it to an overpass or something. I'd Epoxy/Superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and then jump off. People would think I was such a badass that I pulled my own head off.
+1
If I was going to the best idea sounds like going Rambo if I got sent overseas. If not then by a gun.
Rape an Alligator in the eye socket.....
On a serious note (however serious this can be lol) probibly gunshot wound, the bigger the better, or sky diving without a parachute
On a serious note (however serious this can be lol) probibly gunshot wound, the bigger the better, or sky diving without a parachute
I dunno, it's floating around on the internet. I'm not gonna claim credit for writing it, but I don't know who did, and I don't think we ever will.Black Vaine wrote:
Hold on a minute, where did I hear that one before?Major.League.Infidel wrote:
Lightweights.
I'd take razor wire and make myself a noose out of it and attach it to an overpass or something. I'd Epoxy/Superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and then jump off. People would think I was such a badass that I pulled my own head off.
No ... may seem like a funny thread until someone actually takes it seriously.
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