That last one was great!Ty wrote:
Don Hertzfeldt is more random than any of you.
For those who haven't seen it.
Salad fingers ftw!
You want random? Go google Chef Brian.
Honk if you want peace and quiet.
Honk if you want peace and quiet.
One day the little penguin names Fredrick saw a wall with a word growing in it. So Fredrick decided that he would rip holes in the wall with his scythe, which was of course blunt. So Fredrick went to the blacksmith's death star which was inside the orbit of Dillon's pants. And when the pants fell off Dillon's tentacles everyone threw bananas and jelly at Dillon's parents, but they didn't have enough umbrellas to shield themselves, SUDDENLY Fredrick laughed loudly at Dillon's parent's offspring's pets, which were imploding in a briefcase while Dillon was hopefully not alive, but he wasn't thankful about this dinner which I did not enjoy. When did the pirate in the black bra fall off from the cliff which was situated in Dillon's shirt, which sucked? Fredrick was threatening animals about how they sucked Dillon's wiener, which is actually very small, and couldn't get any bigger than a micro-flea which had been using some various different instruments. Dillon was ugly and amazingly stupid which didn't help when the crabs infested Dillon's feet, when he thought that he saw a pirate hanging himself on some black hooks which were falling into some red jars filled to the brim with Dillon's semen, what the fuck are we doing. That would scare the little kids half way from the pizza shop, but maybe little perverts could go and rape some children in police vans. Occasionally little dirty girls that are taller than dillons face which is quite irregular and often teased other peoples social skills.
My spoon is too big.
also my microwave is on fire..
QFT.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random is just another word for "Immature and stupid"phil-12-12 wrote:
At my school i am called Random, the reason being is because i say or do something that no one that could think of and make them laugh.
so i decided to make a topic about people that can out beat me in saying something random.
good luck
Random: ponies come and rape me at night...
Grow up, real comedy is all in the way you say stuff, not what you say.
you can just tell things that happened to you in real life, it's the way you tell it what makes people laugh.ghettoperson wrote:
QFT.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random is just another word for "Immature and stupid"phil-12-12 wrote:
At my school i am called Random, the reason being is because i say or do something that no one that could think of and make them laugh.
so i decided to make a topic about people that can out beat me in saying something random.
good luck
Random: ponies come and rape me at night...
Grow up, real comedy is all in the way you say stuff, not what you say.
i take back the first thing i said.
WINNER!alexilaiho68 wrote:
One day the little penguin names Fredrick saw a wall with a word growing in it. So Fredrick decided that he would rip holes in the wall with his scythe, which was of course blunt. So Fredrick went to the blacksmith's death star which was inside the orbit of Dillon's pants. And when the pants fell off Dillon's tentacles everyone threw bananas and jelly at Dillon's parents, but they didn't have enough umbrellas to shield themselves, SUDDENLY Fredrick laughed loudly at Dillon's parent's offspring's pets, which were imploding in a briefcase while Dillon was hopefully not alive, but he wasn't thankful about this dinner which I did not enjoy. When did the pirate in the black bra fall off from the cliff which was situated in Dillon's shirt, which sucked? Fredrick was threatening animals about how they sucked Dillon's wiener, which is actually very small, and couldn't get any bigger than a micro-flea which had been using some various different instruments. Dillon was ugly and amazingly stupid which didn't help when the crabs infested Dillon's feet, when he thought that he saw a pirate hanging himself on some black hooks which were falling into some red jars filled to the brim with Dillon's semen, what the fuck are we doing. That would scare the little kids half way from the pizza shop, but maybe little perverts could go and rape some children in police vans. Occasionally little dirty girls that are taller than dillons face which is quite irregular and often teased other peoples social skills.
Yenneke tamil teriya dey.
What about banana fingers?Knightnifer wrote:
Salad fingers ftw!
You taste great. You taste fantastic! You taste like popcorn.
Bolth are random...phil-12-12 wrote:
At my school i am called Random, the reason being is because i say or do something that no one that could think of and make them laugh.
so i decided to make a topic about people that can out beat me in saying something random.
good luck ;)
My Random:
When i was walking home from school a big fat cat went up to me and said "i just saved hundreds of dollers off of gieco" then a shark came to ripe his head off and blood was all over my face... when i came home my cat was f-ing my computer then my computer ate it and had a better video card. when i went to bed i hard some noises from my window, when i went to look at see a giraffe ate my window. after peter pan came threw my window and he said look into the mirror. i looked and saw Harry Potter licking his face with his face. then Peter Pan announced "5 points off of Gryfindoor for looking into a chocolate bar. then i went flying....
..::THE END::..
WINNER SO FAR:
One day the little penguin names Fredrick saw a wall with a word growing in it. So Fredrick decided that he would rip holes in the wall with his scythe, which was of course blunt. So Fredrick went to the blacksmith's death star which was inside the orbit of Dillon's pants. And when the pants fell off Dillon's tentacles everyone threw bananas and jelly at Dillon's parents, but they didn't have enough umbrellas to shield themselves, SUDDENLY Fredrick laughed loudly at Dillon's parent's offspring's pets, which were imploding in a briefcase while Dillon was hopefully not alive, but he wasn't thankful about this dinner which I did not enjoy. When did the pirate in the black bra fall off from the cliff which was situated in Dillon's shirt, which sucked? Fredrick was threatening animals about how they sucked Dillon's wiener, which is actually very small, and couldn't get any bigger than a micro-flea which had been using some various different instruments. Dillon was ugly and amazingly stupid which didn't help when the crabs infested Dillon's feet, when he thought that he saw a pirate hanging himself on some black hooks which were falling into some red jars filled to the brim with Dillon's semen, what the fuck are we doing. That would scare the little kids half way from the pizza shop, but maybe little perverts could go and rape some children in police vans. Occasionally little dirty girls that are taller than dillons face which is quite irregular and often teased other peoples social skills
However neither are funny IMO.
Try less random, and more nonrandom.
That vid... when i was 13 i might of laughed...
the last one was amusing though
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