DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7109|United States of America
First off, I apologize if this has been posted many times before. I DID indeed use the Search function with 17 pages of results.

How unfortunate is it that such a high percentage of the population of this game is verily incompetent. For example, I experienced my first ban due to "Excessive Teamkilling" yesterday. I assure you, 1 of those was a true TK. If you're angry or bored, you don't have to continue reading.
TK 1 of 4- I lay a Claymore on bride leading from SAS base to across river as I am Spetz and planning to take out a Raider this way. My teammate comes under this bride, EXAMINES the device and decides, that skull and crossbones on poison bottles must mean it's medicine and good for you. BOOM, number one.
2. This was the accident where my team is rapin and the M1 I was shooting at from my T-90 gets blown up and splash damages the guy.
At this point I am 2 for 2 in punished. However, when I was shot by our chopper I forgave. I guess this game has no karma.
3.My team member decides to leave his ATV in the middle of the road and jump in front of my FAV. SPLAT- 3 for 3
4.My other moronic teammate decides he's safer from getting run over by sprinting in front of the stolen LAV-25. SPLAT, 4 for 4 and a kick/ban.
It was a great server too. 5 rounds per map with 32 players on 64 size maps. I look forward to hearing other players stories about those thought-challenged inhabitants of Battlefield 2 and Special Forces.
RogerThast
Member
+0|7218|WA
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1. SO FAG throws some c4 on the heli ....
2. Set mines and humv thinks c4
3. c4 on flag while defending and just killed enemy
4.but my fave is getting crushed into the wall by your team tank humv etc....
AdamEcks
Member
+1|7127|Canada, Eh.
I assume #1 was on ghost town? Just made me think of a guy called where_is_my_knife. He was HANDS DOWN, the worst player I have ever seen in my life. The very first thing he did in the map was blow up the SAS bridge (while playing for SAS) so we couldn't get any of our vehicles out (yes he thought he was helping). Next I noticed how terrible skilled he was, and noticed this even more after he switched teams and I killed him 10 times in a row. This terriblness and stupidity was paired with insults such as "______ is a stupid poop head and smells" throughout the entire map.

And lastly, he was doing all this while having a ping of between 625 and 680.

My point is, this game is filled with IDIOTS. I would guess that at least 30% of players are morons. You just kinda have to deal with it in your own way. I personally prefer hunting them the entire time their in the server (including if they are on my team:))

If only kick votes would work, eh?
RoyWereForUniMare
Member
+0|7205|Holland/Netherlands
Every time I get shot for wanting to use the chopper or tank from a TKer ass, I mean come on, its not like they freaking own them and usually their not even good at what they kill you for either.
JonskyGBR
Member
+5|7098|England
Latest one I encountered,

Team-mate shoots a car till it's smoking a lot, gets in that car and drives into me while sitting defending base in a tank on purpose, then punishes and writes "lol" in the chat. Then proceeds to do it again. I had 2 accidental TK's from flying jets in previous rounds and those 2 from that lame ass got me kicked.

Some other idiot started doing it on Fushe pass in China base, he drove into the jet I was taking off in. So when I respawned I saw he was shooting another car, so I jumped into another car and sat by the runway. Sure enough he comes driving towards me at full speed, and just before impact I hit exit and he blows himself up, chuffed

Last edited by JonskyGBR (2006-01-27 21:14:31)

sragoot
Member
+3|7159
My personal favorite are human speed bumps front of fighter planes, then punish you for it fucking hate ppl like that i wish the there was a way to get there exact location of there where abouts so i could send them a thank you gesture.
tekbandit66
Member
+0|7088
My major pet peeve is when some noob wants a vehicle and decides the only way to get it before you do is to shoot you.  Not only that, after he shoots you and takes the vehicle, gets killed not more than 5 seconds after either driving or taking off.
Another stupid thing is when your in a vehicle and the other person keeps telling you to get out.  Then after getting out, proceeds to either get himself killed or auger himself into the ground.
TheBeast2116
Member
+0|7095
when i jump out of my vehicle and it keeps moving and kills me.......so much anger......
BF2Craglyeye
Member
+72|7097|Australia
Yeah ive got some of these...

Ive been Kicked for team killing after 5 guys gathered around a grenade(honestly they all ran towards it) about 5 guys, that i threw from the Kark US first spawn.

There was a guy lying prone under the plane, god knows why, on the carrier on wake, so i jumped in the plane and took off, needless to say he died and i was punished because this dick was laying under the plane.

I wanted to Jihad jeep a tank that was pwning us on Dragon Valley so i threw some C4 on the front, as i did so a team member jumped in and stole the vehicle and drove off. This pissed me off so i blew him to pieces.

I drove vodnik to the suburb to reapair it on Kark, i got out to reapair it and the guy that was the gunner got in the drivers seat and drove off in my middle of repairing it.

And people who dont use the minimap while driving to know that a bridge is down.
xconrob
Banned
+0|7095|Canada
I ALWAYS ALWYS GET KICKED FOR NO REASON....

I was just playing in gulf of omen a 24/7 teamplay ff=o server. I WAS WAINTING FOR A FUCKING JET AND SO WAS A GODDAM ADMIN I THINK and i got it i gueess he got mad at me cause hes a little kid and a baby who doesnt get his way banns me for not joining a squad i just GOT IN LITERALLY ABOUT 2 min in there i got the JET OOOOO THATS MAKES ME SO MAD!!!.

AND I HATE when im gonna do car bombs and someone just steals my car

Jumping out of a vehicle and killing myself

SPAWN CAMPERS GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

gettnig banned when U DO ABSOULTELY NOTHING AT ALL NOTING

anger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had to get that of my chest tell me if u hate that stuff too
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7093|mexico
compared to these i dont seem to have much trouble. the only weird thing i had was i commander on kubra dam, i was in the hanger to keep away from the enemy arty (prone), got command screen up and i hear this shuffling sound i ignore it for awhile and then i decide to see what it is, close the command screen and there is a guy (my team) also prone pushing me outside? i dont know if the other commander was getting him to do that or if he was just the most bored/stupid person in the world. it was pretty funny since it took him 5 mins to get me from one side to the other so i'd just keep running back everytime he got me near the entrance.

the only other thing is stupid tk punishments, like where ur goin full speed and some idiot trys to get across ur path..
RedFiercare
The Kid
+2|7168
LOL!  That reminds me of a guy on Wake a few weeks back...

So he was TKing for jets, and he sucked.  Couldn't even fly a straight line.  So finally it's just me and him on the runway.  I dodge his shots and get in a jet.  A USMC jet.  He stands in front of it hoping I'll run him over when I take off.  MORON!  I use the reverse hover and go about 50 meters up, and then start to fly forward.  What an idiot, eh?
tehmoogles
Don't touch the pom-pom!
+7|7135
If someone keeps nicking the plane I like to act as human speed bump.

I jumped on top of the Chinese fighter on Wake and I got to the end of the runway AT LEAST before falling off.
spectraman
Member
+27|7197
I was playing a round of Mashtuur and I was US spec ops as usual, so I destroy the enemy assets and this idiot bitches that I'm destroying OUR assets. So I let him know that the stuff with the MEC flag is bad so you should probably destroy it to prevent negative consequenses such as arty and uav scans. Then the idiot admin kicks me for destoying team vehicle. I'll say it again I nuked the enemy assets you morons!
xconrob
Banned
+0|7095|Canada

TheBeast2116 wrote:

when i jump out of my vehicle and it keeps moving and kills me.......so much anger......
hahah thats funNY ...so much anger....... lmao im dying
slo5oh
Member
+28|7085
I don't know if it's the worst that's happend to me, but it pisses me off the most!!!!
I spend 3 or 4 rounds getting the *#$* kicked out of me in Karkand.  Since I was the squad leader for at least 2 rounds and noticed that our commander SUCKED.  I decided to promote myself in the next round.  So the game's 3/4 over and we're ahead about 100 points and I'm watching my scans to keep the enemy where they belong when I notice that my RADAR is now yellow.  I know it wasn't yellow a second ago so I throw a right click "spotted" over the area hoping to light up an enemy that was next to the 2 or 3 of my troops in the area... but nothing.  So I zoom in and notice one of my own guys running towards the commander shack (I can never remember the correct name for this) and I watch him put C4 on it and then BLOW IT UP!!!!  So I hit my mic and tell all my squad leaders to watch for him and tell one of them to report him.  I was too busy watching everything setting up UAVs and calling artillery to see if anyone did, but we did luckily win by about 30 points.  The next round he TKs me.... I hate it when there's no admin watching on the server.  Don't get me wrong, there's been times when I threw a grenade and accidently took out 2 of my friendlies that just killed the enemy I was aiming for and I felt wrongfully kicked, but if this is the alternative I'll take the auto kicks any day.  I wrote the guys name down that did it and have looked him up.  What kind of player can play for 77 HOURS and only have 835 kills????  Guys like him make the whole game suck.  While I admit I've been kicked from a few servers myself he has about 1/2 the time in and has been kicked from over twice the number of servers and he's been BANNED from 1.  Is there a place where I can report someone like this?
phnxfrhwk
Member
+14|7097|Just outside of baltimore, Md.
Personally I hate when you find a good server, get in halfway through a game and nobody is commander of your team, so you apply, and start to go to work on the enemy. so now you see one of your troops capp a cp so you drop some supplies on him ( he didnt ask you just thought he might need them after clearing 5 enemy guys around the base) . unfortunately the wind carries it on top of a roof where nobody can reach it. Then 7 different people comment on how you did such a "great job on the supplies" when nobody is even calling for them.
Or when you finnaly get in a chopper as a gunner then your pilot starts flying around like an idiot then lands upside down in the water killing you both and then says "Mine". I mean hell I could have lived with a get out but noooooo.
or the mutiny vote on you right after you hit page up to accept.
[-CGZ-]BioRaveN
Don't make me toothpick you.
+31|7129|The beautiful hills of Sharqi
Stupid people? Oh they have just stood there trying to TK with shock paddles, so I snipe both of them.

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