It's funny but really old and I've seen it plenty of times before.
That guy's avatar made it impossible to focus on reading. I had to ad-block it.
lol, 10-10-05
Lmao..
http://www.bf2idiots.com/awards.html
| Picture | Name | Reason |
|---|---|---|
 | Bus Stop Ribbon | Awarded to soldiers who stand clueless waiting for that vehicle that never comes... |
 | Deck Swabber Ribbon | Awarded to soldiers who stand on the aircraft carrier waiting for a jet, chopper, or low-flying seagull to whisk them away to the islands rather than risk getting wet in one of those plentiful "boats" - they're icky. |
 | Driving Miss Daisy Ribbon | This award is given to soldiers who beckon teammates into a vehicle then proceed to give them a scenic tour of the country. For some inexpliciable reason they are determined to go in the opposite direction of the flag/combat/anything of interest. And, by the time you figure out that you accidently hopped on Happy Larry's Magic Bus Tour, you're at least 2 minutes away from where you thought you were going. Are we there yet? |
 | Eagle Scout Ribbon | This award is given to soldiers who sit patiently as their fellow soldiers fall dead around them because that helicopter should respawn in 37.2 seconds. Also seen camping for tanks, APCs, jets, and StarWars tickets. |
 | Florence Nightengale Ribbon | Awarded to Medics who attempt to revive the enemy soldiers. Keep trying, I think I saw him twitch. |
 | Hellen Keller Ribbon for Friendly Mine/Claymore Detection | This award is given to those soldiers adept at finding friendly mines and claymores. Kudos to you, solider. |
 | Peter Cottontail Combat Bravery Ribbon | This award is given to those who like to stay above the action through bunny-hopping. Aim high, soldier. Aim high. |
 | Ripcord Whack-a-mole Ribbon | Awarded for hitting every key on the keyboard except the parachute key. |
 | Stevie Wonder Aviation Ribbon | Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously. |
 | Viva La Resistance! Ribbon | Awarded for running full-speed at a tank with a pistol |
 | Weapons Malfunction Ribbon | Awarded for emptying an entire clip at the enemy and hitting nothing, while the enemy proceeds to beat you to death with your own helmet |
http://www.bf2idiots.com/awards.html
Last edited by LT.Victim (2007-06-21 13:35:20)