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19.Will someone please catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
18.I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said ‘What you doin’?’ and she said ‘Moving’
17.Shut that cunt’s mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
16.You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
15.All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
14.I’m the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy.
13.I was taking shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face!
12.Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick.
11.Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
10.Your mother’s so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
9.You cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!
8.You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
7.You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr. White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
6.Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?”
“A picture of me?”
“No! The definition of the word ‘idiot’, which you fucking are!
5.To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
4.You’re one ugly motherfucker!
3.You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.
2.Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
1.I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed, animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Bah! Monty Python shoulda won.Did your parents have any children that lived?
