2 weeks later shes gonna call and say shes pregnant and you have Aids.
thats the pick up line? wow... gotta use that more often... lol jp... im in a funny mood tonight... i cant sleep... sorry for all the dots...LT.Victim wrote:
2 weeks later shes gonna call and say shes pregnant and you have Aids.
1. Do we, an internet forum, REALLY need to know?
2. I highly doubt that it actually happened
2. I highly doubt that it actually happened
1.No we dont need to knowPea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
1. Do we, an internet forum, REALLY need to know?
2. I highly doubt that it actually happened
2. Yes me too.
having sex in the back seat of my car
then doing a some circle work after
that is the best thing ever
then doing a some circle work after
that is the best thing ever
I bet it was the BF2 talk that got her moist. Video games really impress the chicks.
thats the first time I've ever heard that someone had to get a Hooker drunk first !!
Now THAT is true aussiw style! +1 matemadmax wrote:
having sex in the back seat of my car
then doing a some circle work after
that is the best thing ever
Gl, Hf & Hiv
Roger Lesboules wrote:
1.No we dont need to knowPea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
1. Do we, an internet forum, REALLY need to know?
2. I highly doubt that it actually happened
2. Yes me too.
it just doesnt have that ...pizzaaaz of a real story...
*edit* penicillin ftw
*edit* penicillin ftw
Last edited by Schwarzelungen (2007-06-25 03:06:10)
agreed why would ya like a gal who give u all on the first night? if she does it to ya, she prolly done it b4. and then u get STD Yucky !!!chittydog wrote:
Congrats on being a whore! Now that you've experienced the best thing ever, you're about to experience the worst thing ever: sexually transmitted diseases. Give us an update so we know which one she gave you.
lol one gal gave me a BJ and then called me and said she was preg. i told her to get some reality check and learn how kids are madeLT.Victim wrote:
2 weeks later shes gonna call and say shes pregnant and you have Aids.
i really hope you're seriouswargallion wrote:
lol one gal gave me a BJ and then called me and said she was preg. i told her to get some reality check and learn how kids are madeLT.Victim wrote:
2 weeks later shes gonna call and say shes pregnant and you have Aids.
All right ... 1st thing all the hater are just jealous because the H4x0r got laid this weekend and not them.... MUHAHAH!!!
BUt seriously guys ... i regret i now, he is right:
I know an internatz forum is not the place to post that but when i wrote it i was still freakin happy about what happened and today i had to really hink about what i should do because now my reputation is probably ruined over here but i want you guys to know 1 thing...
BE FUCKIN CAREFULL IF YOU HAVE A 1 NIGHT !!!! GET SOME PROTECTION AND CHOOSE THE GIRL WISELY if she look like a hoe,well dont take a chance....
Dont flame just take a lesson .... plz
BUt seriously guys ... i regret i now, he is right:
It was awesome with that b*tch, she had some "technique" to make me fly high but not i down fly anymore In fact i got some red pimple on the .... hummm you know what i fuckin mean guys...chittydog wrote:
Congrats on being a whore! Now that you've experienced the best thing ever, you're about to experience the worst thing ever: sexually transmitted diseases. Give us an update so we know which one she gave you.
I know an internatz forum is not the place to post that but when i wrote it i was still freakin happy about what happened and today i had to really hink about what i should do because now my reputation is probably ruined over here but i want you guys to know 1 thing...
BE FUCKIN CAREFULL IF YOU HAVE A 1 NIGHT !!!! GET SOME PROTECTION AND CHOOSE THE GIRL WISELY if she look like a hoe,well dont take a chance....
Dont flame just take a lesson .... plz
HAhahahahah fkin noob !!!zomghaxor wrote:
All right ... 1st thing all the hater are just jealous because the H4x0r got laid this weekend and not them.... MUHAHAH!!!
BUt seriously guys ... i regret i now, he is right:It was awesome with that b*tch, she had some "technique" to make me fly high but not i down fly anymore In fact i got some red pimple on the .... hummm you know what i fuckin mean guys...chittydog wrote:
Congrats on being a whore! Now that you've experienced the best thing ever, you're about to experience the worst thing ever: sexually transmitted diseases. Give us an update so we know which one she gave you.
I know an internatz forum is not the place to post that but when i wrote it i was still freakin happy about what happened and today i had to really hink about what i should do because now my reputation is probably ruined over here but i want you guys to know 1 thing...
BE FUCKIN CAREFULL IF YOU HAVE A 1 NIGHT !!!! GET SOME PROTECTION AND CHOOSE THE GIRL WISELY if she look like a hoe,well dont take a chance....
Dont flame just take a lesson .... plz
So now your balls will dont look like this (ur sig) anymore
Last edited by Andoura (2007-06-25 19:44:52)
you seriously need to change your sig.i don't know about everyone else but i don't like to have balls in my face when i'm reading.
wasnt that in that movie with that guy who had the thing with the girl who wore the other thing??????im pretty sure it was
It's gone. Thank god.aj0405 wrote:
you seriously need to change your sig.i don't know about everyone else but i don't like to have balls in my face when i'm reading.
evil apu<snailEvil_Apu wrote:
bf2 > sex
I miss Fancy_Pollux's stories.
he was a dopeboy ! especially the fake dating storie... i wish it was only a story for me tooCloakedStarship wrote:
I miss Fancy_Pollux's stories.