Idea for the next 'Simple Life'...

2007-06-28 07:22:40

#1

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7101|Washington, DC

The Simple Life: Parris Island

Watch as Paris and Nicole go through crazy antics, MREs, and PT as they get yelled at by a menacing Drill Instructor for 13 weeks of hell! Will they prosper and become one of the few and the proud, or will they fall?

I think it'd be hilarious.

2007-06-28 07:27:19

#2

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6859|New York

Good idea, i then propose a spin off.

I think they should then make them both patrol the streets of Baghdad, with a sign that says 'We hate Islam, you guys smell'.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-06-28 07:27:26

#3

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

Hurricane wrote:
The Simple Life: Parris Island

Watch as Paris and Nicole go through crazy antics, MREs, and PT as they get yelled at by a menacing Drill Instructor for 13 weeks of hell! Will they prosper and become one of the few and the proud, or will they fall?

I think it'd be hilarious.

Operation Paris Storm.

2007-06-28 07:28:29

#4

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7101|Washington, DC

Sarrk wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
The Simple Life: Parris Island

Watch as Paris and Nicole go through crazy antics, MREs, and PT as they get yelled at by a menacing Drill Instructor for 13 weeks of hell! Will they prosper and become one of the few and the proud, or will they fall?

I think it'd be hilarious.
Operation Paris Storm.

It's not bad, but you must understand the comedy of my proposed title. Parris Island = USMC training base. Parris = pronounced Paris. Spoiled girl's name is Paris.

Is good, ja?

2007-06-28 08:04:21

#5

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

Hurricane wrote:
Sarrk wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
The Simple Life: Parris Island

Watch as Paris and Nicole go through crazy antics, MREs, and PT as they get yelled at by a menacing Drill Instructor for 13 weeks of hell! Will they prosper and become one of the few and the proud, or will they fall?

I think it'd be hilarious.
Operation Paris Storm.
It's not bad, but you must understand the comedy of my proposed title. Parris Island = USMC training base. Parris = pronounced Paris. Spoiled girl's name is Paris.

Is good, ja?

Ahh, Clever.

I'd just assumed it was a typo.

2007-06-28 08:05:44

#6

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7187

I wish she was yelled by the Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2007-06-28 08:11:16

#7

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7101|Washington, DC

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I wish she was yelled by the Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket

He was a real USMC DI. Still kickin'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Lee_Ermey

2007-06-28 08:15:37

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

https://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w253/SEREMAKER/parris.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-06-28 08:33:09

#9

BVC: Member; +325|7166

I have a better idea; use her as target practise on an artillery range.

2007-06-28 08:34:31

#10

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7222|Chicago.

Pubic wrote:
I have a better idea; use her as target practise on an artillery range.

Then youtube it.

2007-06-28 08:37:38

#11

Invaderzim: Chicken wing?; +49|6919|Newcastle NSW Australia

All reality TV should be burned and forgotten for all time.

2007-06-28 08:39:50

#12

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6859|New York

Invaderzim wrote:
All reality TV should be burned and forgotten for all time.

He does bring up a good point.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-06-28 08:40:14

#13

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7178|67.222.138.85

The Simple Life: Island Desperation

Watch as Paris and Nicole are tricked into being abandoned on a deserted island and struggle for survival in the harsh enviroment.

2007-06-28 08:43:17

#14

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6665|Schofield Barracks

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
I wish she was yelled by the Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket

omg that would be hilarious

2007-06-28 08:52:55

#15

chittydog: less busy; +586|7306|Kubra, Damn it!

I'd rather see them spend a few weeks in a nudist colony.

2007-06-28 08:54:40

#16

Invaderzim: Chicken wing?; +49|6919|Newcastle NSW Australia

Perhaps she should just be put in a hotel room with a camcorder, champagne and boyfriend. Good things came from that last time

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2007-06-28 09:16:36

#17

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6993|...

good idea.

How about locked in a cell with 6 black sex starved inmates.

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-06-28 09:16:46)

2007-06-28 09:28:15

#18

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7101|Washington, DC

Invaderzim wrote:
Perhaps she should just be put in a hotel room with a camcorder, champagne and boyfriend. Good things came from that last time

Yeah, I guess, if you like pretending you're in Fallujah at night while watching porn.

I bet MEPS would DQ them for being underweight.

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