Fluff: [fluhh-ff], 1. The act of orally stimulating a male via oral sex whilst the male is waiting to perform sexual acts upon another female in order to keep the male "erect".
If you think that is the correct definition, you are wrong. That definition is for "fluffer", which would be a noun. But we aren't talking about pornos here......well, right now we aren't anyways, instead we are talking about fart fluffing.
A fluff is what you do to keep a fart from following you after release. It is mainly used in the event that you must fart around people but would like to fart away from the crowd and not have the stench follow you back in. It's a very simple process:
Step 1: Walk away from crowd.
Step 2: Fart.
Step 3: Wait 5 seconds
Step 4: Pat you ass in the same manner you would pat a dogs head, in order to get all the gas out of your underwear and pants.
Step 5: Walk back into crowd.
It pisses me off when people don't know how to properly fluff. For instance, Friday at work we were doing a computer move on an empty floor. A few of us were doing an inventory on the computers we collected when one of the guys walked a few feet away, stuck out his ass and farted. Then he walked right back to us and his stink followed. he didn't fluff, so he might as well have just farted in my face. You gotta fluff your as and make sure all the stink is out before you walk back to the other folks, or else you just wasted your efforts.
Your friends will thank you. No one wants air that has been up your ass to go into their lungs and into their bloodstreams.
Don't be cocksucker, be a Fluffer!!
If you think that is the correct definition, you are wrong. That definition is for "fluffer", which would be a noun. But we aren't talking about pornos here......well, right now we aren't anyways, instead we are talking about fart fluffing.
A fluff is what you do to keep a fart from following you after release. It is mainly used in the event that you must fart around people but would like to fart away from the crowd and not have the stench follow you back in. It's a very simple process:
Step 1: Walk away from crowd.
Step 2: Fart.
Step 3: Wait 5 seconds
Step 4: Pat you ass in the same manner you would pat a dogs head, in order to get all the gas out of your underwear and pants.
Step 5: Walk back into crowd.
It pisses me off when people don't know how to properly fluff. For instance, Friday at work we were doing a computer move on an empty floor. A few of us were doing an inventory on the computers we collected when one of the guys walked a few feet away, stuck out his ass and farted. Then he walked right back to us and his stink followed. he didn't fluff, so he might as well have just farted in my face. You gotta fluff your as and make sure all the stink is out before you walk back to the other folks, or else you just wasted your efforts.
Your friends will thank you. No one wants air that has been up your ass to go into their lungs and into their bloodstreams.
Don't be cocksucker, be a Fluffer!!