Asking for advice on girls and school

2007-07-02 10:21:41

#26

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7027|Kent, UK

TheDarkRaven wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Jord, you're a frickin' genius.

^KoB^Buckles wrote:
Dude, just tell them that if you gave a shit about what they thought about her, you'd ask.
You're dating her, not them. Who cares if she's not as good looking as Angelina Jolie. You're not Brad Pitt, are you?
Looks don't make everything and if you truly think you're in love with her, what she looks like doesn't matter.
That's if you're a good guy IRL

Or if you're an asshole, just come back with something like "hey, you don't look at the fire when you're poking it" or similar
Thanks for confirming my suspicions, mate! +1 for you!

No problems dude, I used to have the whole "is that the best you can do" when i was your age, but my reply was "well, obviously".
but shit, 4 years down the line, i've grown up, finished puberty and didn't turn out all to bad and i've been with my girlfriend near 2 years now, and we're happy together, and a pretty striking couple if i do say so myself

2007-07-02 10:21:46

#27

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
TheDarkRaven wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Jord, you're a frickin' genius.

Thanks for confirming my suspicions, mate! +1 for you!
1. Jord is not a genious
C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
IV. Dont take advice from jord ever, it landed me in jail with a wizards sleeve for a butthole
LAwl my friend did it with a 13 year old. I guess it's ok. But the chicks brother is 190CM and goes to the gym a lot. So he's teh afraids lawl.

13 year olds are just nationally wrong,
however 11 year olds are galactically wrong
14 Year olds are regionally wrong
15 Year olds are borderline acceptable
16 year olds are fair game, unless theyre mentally retarded

2007-07-02 10:22:33

#28

F.S.F.jetfighter: Member; +1|7106

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
nakey pix please?

shes 14 dude. im 17 and shes 14 come on...

2007-07-02 10:23:09

#29

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
1. Jord is not a genious
C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
IV. Dont take advice from jord ever, it landed me in jail with a wizards sleeve for a butthole
LAwl my friend did it with a 13 year old. I guess it's ok. But the chicks brother is 190CM and goes to the gym a lot. So he's teh afraids lawl.
13 year olds are just nationally wrong,
however 11 year olds are galactically wrong
14 Year olds are regionally wrong
15 Year olds are borderline acceptable
16 year olds are fair game, unless theyre mentally retarded

And under 18 year olds are a no-no for buttsechs in Australia.

Last edited by Sarrk (2007-07-02 10:24:39)

2007-07-02 10:23:47

#30

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7187

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:

1. Jord is not a genious
C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
IV. Dont take advice from jord ever, it landed me in jail with a wizards sleeve for a butthole
LAwl my friend did it with a 13 year old. I guess it's ok. But the chicks brother is 190CM and goes to the gym a lot. So he's teh afraids lawl.
13 year olds are just nationally wrong,
however 11 year olds are galactically wrong
14 Year olds are regionally wrong
15 Year olds are borderline acceptable
16 year olds are fair game, unless theyre mentally retarded

Age of consent in Japan and Korea is 13. But it's ok I guess

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2007-07-02 10:23:58

#31

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

F.S.F.jetfighter wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
nakey pix please?
shes 14 dude. im 17 and shes 14 come on...

its not lets be dirty paedos day yet ? fuck mixed up again, sorry guys.

2007-07-02 10:24:16

#32

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

F.S.F.jetfighter wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
nakey pix please?
shes 14 dude. im 17 and shes 14 come on...

Who the hell are you and where do you come from?

2007-07-02 10:24:47

#33

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7187

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
F.S.F.jetfighter wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
nakey pix please?
shes 14 dude. im 17 and shes 14 come on...
its not lets be dirty paedos day yet ? fuck mixed up again, sorry guys.

It's ok. Only if your Japanese.

2007-07-02 10:25:03

#34

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Age of consent in Japan and Korea is 13. But it's ok I guess

Is that when their penis stops growing ?

LOAZ I IZ LIEK THE FUNNIES BOI EVA

2007-07-02 10:26:03

#35

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7027|Kent, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
F.S.F.jetfighter wrote:

shes 14 dude. im 17 and shes 14 come on...
its not lets be dirty paedos day yet ? fuck mixed up again, sorry guys.
It's ok. Only if your Japanese.

Does that mean if you squint at a young girl while you tap her, you're not technically a paedophile??

2007-07-02 10:26:46

#36

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7187

^KoB^Buckles wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:

its not lets be dirty paedos day yet ? fuck mixed up again, sorry guys.
It's ok. Only if your Japanese.
Does that mean if you squint at a young girl while you tap her, you're not technically a paedophile??

If your Japanese. Age of consent for Female is 13, and male is 18.

2007-07-02 10:27:51

#37

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

If you think about it, all the people in Japan will be Japanese, so it's not that good.

2007-07-02 10:28:15

#38

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7027|Kent, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
^KoB^Buckles wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

It's ok. Only if your Japanese.
Does that mean if you squint at a young girl while you tap her, you're not technically a paedophile??
If your Japanese. Age of consent for Female is 13, and male is 18.

wierd, so if a 13 year old girl hits a 16/17 year old guy, does that count as statutory rape on her part? thats what it is if a guy taps a minor in UK

2007-07-02 10:28:50

#39

Balok77: Member; +28|6619

jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.

have u met the average 15 year old boy lol, ther not the same ones as on the forums

the rule is at our school anyway one year below if your before 16 and anything above is respect, unless ther a tad rupug lol. At 18 2 years below is alrite...otherwise it just seems abit pervy

Last edited by Balok77 (2007-07-02 10:31:13)

2007-07-02 10:28:57

#40

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|7149|Middle of nowhere

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Sarrk wrote:
TheDarkRaven wrote:

Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
QFT!

You can never win a girls heart without lying. I doubt your mates would laugh at you, if they do, they aren't really your friends. I have a friend who is dating a 13 year old. He also had sex with her lawl.

oh dear

2007-07-02 10:29:02

#41

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Some random from my karma wrote:
Im going to go on Google Earth map mode and take a route to your house, then at a certain day when you have forgot about this message i will visit you. Change your ways, Surgeon. I'm coming!

should i be scared of the stalker ?

2007-07-02 10:30:39

#42

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Some random from my karma wrote:
Im going to go on Google Earth map mode and take a route to your house, then at a certain day when you have forgot about this message i will visit you. Change your ways, Surgeon. I'm coming!
should i be scared of the stalker ?

Its probaly Eagle.

He's going to stalk you in the time he has now that he quit being addicted to games.

2007-07-02 10:31:10

#43

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Balok77 wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
have u met the average 15 year old boy lol, ther not the same ones as on the forums

I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Some random from my karma wrote:
Im going to go on Google Earth map mode and take a route to your house, then at a certain day when you have forgot about this message i will visit you. Change your ways, Surgeon. I'm coming!
should i be scared of the stalker ?

I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.

Last edited by jord (2007-07-02 10:32:01)

2007-07-02 10:34:03

#44

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|7027|Kent, UK

jord wrote:
Balok77 wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
have u met the average 15 year old boy lol, ther not the same ones as on the forums
I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Some random from my karma wrote:
Im going to go on Google Earth map mode and take a route to your house, then at a certain day when you have forgot about this message i will visit you. Change your ways, Surgeon. I'm coming!
should i be scared of the stalker ?
I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.

or your address

2007-07-02 10:34:08

#45

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

jord wrote:
Balok77 wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
have u met the average 15 year old boy lol, ther not the same ones as on the forums
I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Some random from my karma wrote:
Im going to go on Google Earth map mode and take a route to your house, then at a certain day when you have forgot about this message i will visit you. Change your ways, Surgeon. I'm coming!
should i be scared of the stalker ?
I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.

arent you still 15 lord of jordshire ?

2007-07-02 10:34:21

#46

Balok77: Member; +28|6619

jord wrote:
Balok77 wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
have u met the average 15 year old boy lol, ther not the same ones as on the forums
I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
Some random from my karma wrote:
Im going to go on Google Earth map mode and take a route to your house, then at a certain day when you have forgot about this message i will visit you. Change your ways, Surgeon. I'm coming!
should i be scared of the stalker ?
I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.

and you are on this forum correct???

2007-07-02 10:35:17

#47

Undetected_Killer: Le fuck?; +98|6757|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
jord wrote:
Balok77 wrote:
jord wrote:
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
have u met the average 15 year old boy lol, ther not the same ones as on the forums
I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

should i be scared of the stalker ?
I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.
arent you still 15 lord of jordshire ?

I want a shire named after me.

2007-07-02 10:36:11

#48

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

Yeah, you should definitally change your ways.

Change your way of weapon availabilty from low, to high.

2007-07-02 10:36:15

#49

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Undetected_Killer wrote:
Mr.Surgeons wrote:
jord wrote:
I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.

I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.
arent you still 15 lord of jordshire ?
I want a shire named after me.

too bad you live in america fatboi!

2007-07-02 10:36:28

#50

jord: Member; +2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Fuck me I'm not doing all that quoting.

I was 16 in November Surge...

And to the other guy, yes it would appear I'm on this forum.

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TheDarkRaven wrote:

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jord wrote:

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TheDarkRaven wrote:

Some random from my karma wrote:

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Balok77 wrote:

jord wrote:

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