Cybargs
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Undetected_Killer wrote:

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

jord wrote:


I was 15 a year ago, I can remember it pretty well.


I would be, it sounds serious.

If i was you I'd change your ways.
arent you still 15 lord of jordshire ?
I want a shire named after me.
Zomgs hobbitz?

Shire
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For other uses, see Shire (disambiguation).

A shire is an administrative area of Great Britain and Australia. The first shires were created by the Anglo-Saxons in what is now central and southern England. Shires were controlled by a royal official known as a "shire reeve" or sheriff. Historically shires were sub-divided into hundreds or wapentakes although other less common sub-divisions existed. In modern English usage shires are sub-divided into districts.

Individually, or as a suffix in Scotland, the word is pronounced IPA: [ʃaɪə(ɹ)] (to rhyme with "fire"). As a suffix in an English or Welsh place name it is pronounced -ʃə(ɹ) (rhymes with "fir").
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    * 1 Shires in Great Britain
          o 1.1 Shires in England
          o 1.2 Shires in Wales
          o 1.3 Non-county shires
          o 1.4 Shires in Scotland
    * 2 Shires in Australia
    * 3 Shires in United States (Virginia)
    * 4 See also

[edit] Shires in Great Britain

In England and Wales, the term "shire county" is used to refer to county level entities which are not metropolitan counties.

It can also be used in a narrower sense, referring only to traditional counties ending in "shire". These counties are typically (though not always) named after their county town.

[edit] Shires in England

Bedfordshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Cambridgeshire, Cheshire, Derbyshire, Gloucestershire, Hampshire, Herefordshire, Hertfordshire, Huntingdonshire, Lancashire, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire, Northamptonshire, Nottinghamshire, Oxfordshire, Shropshire, Staffordshire, Warwickshire, Wiltshire, Worcestershire, Yorkshire.

Of these, all but Huntingdonshire and Yorkshire are also administrative counties (but with different boundaries). Huntingdonshire is now administered as a district of Cambridgeshire, and Yorkshire is split between East, North, South and West Yorkshire, Greater Manchester, Lancashire, Cumbria and County Durham.

The counties of Devon, Dorset, Rutland and Somerset were occasionally referred to with the "shire" suffix. This usage is now considered archaic.

[edit] Shires in Wales

Brecknockshire, Caernarvonshire, Cardiganshire, Carmarthenshire, Denbighshire, Flintshire, Monmouthshire, Montgomeryshire, Pembrokeshire, Radnorshire

In Wales, the counties of Merioneth and Glamorgan are occasionally referred to with the "shire" suffix. The only traditional Welsh county that never takes "shire" is Anglesey.

[edit] Non-county shires

The suffix –shire was a generalised term referring to a district. It did not acquire the strong association with county until later, though the former Hexhamshire and Winchcombeshire were considered counties. The area of Richmondshire in North Yorkshire is today a local government district. The term shire thus predates the creation of England's counties, referring originally to a more local jurisdiction.

Other than these, the term was used for several other districts. Bedlingtonshire, Craikshire, Norhamshire and Islandshire were exclaves of County Durham, which were incorporated into Northumberland or Yorkshire in 1844. The suffix was also was used for many hundreds, wapentakes and liberties such as Allertonshire, Blackburnshire, Halfshire, Howdenshire, Leylandshire, Powdershire, Pydenshire, Salfordshire, Triggshire, Tynemouthshire, West Derbyshire and Wivelshire, counties corporate such as Hullshire, and other districts such as Applebyshire, Bamburghshire, Bunkleshire, Carlisleshire, Coldinghamshire, Coxwoldshire, Cravenshire, Hallamshire, Leekshire[citation needed], Mashamshire and Yetholmshire.

[edit] Shires in Scotland

Non-county shires were very common in Scotland. Kinross-shire and Clackmannanshire are probably survivals from such districts. In Scotland the term shire county is unknown, and the use of shire to refer to sheriffdoms or counties was intermittent, dating largely from the 19th century. It may be seen as an anglification or an example of the power of analogy. The traditional names, insofar as this is a reasonable term to employ, omit the suffix -shire.

Aberdeenshire, Ayrshire, Banffshire, Berwickshire, Clackmannanshire, Cromartyshire, Dumfriesshire, Dunbartonshire, Fifeshire, Inverness-shire, Kincardineshire, Kinross-shire, Kirkcudbrightshire, Lanarkshire, Morayshire, Nairnshire, Peeblesshire, Perthshire, Renfrewshire, Ross-shire, Roxburghshire, Selkirkshire, Stirlingshire, Wigtownshire

In Scotland four counties have alternative names with the "shire" suffix: Angus (Forfarshire), East Lothian (Haddingtonshire), Midlothian (Edinburghshire) and West Lothian (Linlithgowshire). Sutherland is occasionally still referred to as Sutherlandshire, despite there being no town called Sutherland. Similarly, Argyllshire, Buteshire and Caithness-shire are sometimes found. Also, Morayshire was previously called Elginshire.

[edit] Shires in Australia

Shire is the most common word in Australia for the smallest local government areas by population. The states of New South Wales, Victoria, Queensland and Western Australia use shire for this unit. South Australia and Tasmania use district. A shire has the same powers as the next largest units, the town and city. In Sydney, the expression 'The Shire' commonly refers to the Sutherland shire.

[edit] Shires in United States (Virginia)

In 1634, eight shires were created in the Virginia Colony by order of Charles I, King of England. They were renamed as counties only a few years later. They were:

    * Accomack
    * Charles City Shire (now Charles City County, Virginia)
    * Charles River Shire (now York County, Virginia)
    * Elizabeth City Shire
    * Henrico (now Henrico County, Virginia)
    * James City Shire (now James City County, Virginia)
    * Warwick River Shire
    * Warrosquyoake Shire now (Isle of Wight County, Virginia)

Of these, five are considered still extant in essentially their same political form in Virginia as of 2006, although most boundaries have changed during the last 400 years.

Last edited by cyborg_ninja-117 (2007-07-02 10:37:41)

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jord
Member
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You have to be a lord like me to have a Shire.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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I would make a naughty reference about asians and hobbits, instead you can be the hobbit CN ill be gandalf
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7191|California

Ask her out? Just do it
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

stryyker wrote:

Ask her out? Just do it
Hes been going out with her for a day.
Cybargs
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Mr.Surgeons wrote:

I would make a naughty reference about asians and hobbits, instead you can be the hobbit CN ill be gandalf
IR tallz k?

Real advice:

Try and get as much sexual intimacy you can get.
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jord
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Cyborg is wrong, I am the leading expert on Shires.

I own Jordshire, It's not on Wiki 'cause it's that good.

I'm a Lord that was Knighted, and I've got an OBE.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
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stryyker wrote:

Ask her out? Just do it
Its not like you to post without reading the entire thread stryyker.

We've covered the OP's topic, and we covered secks age and we are now on the discussion of Surgeon's stalker.
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

stryyker wrote:

Ask her out? Just do it
Hes been going out with her for a day.
From this day, you idiot Surgeon!

Na, I'm taking the [good] advice and go out with her for the foreseeable future and beyond.
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|7027|Kent, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

I would make a naughty reference about asians and hobbits, instead you can be the hobbit CN ill be gandalf
IR tallz k?

Real advice:

Try and get as much sexual intimacy you can get.
not necessarily with her and not with men, or big horny dogs. Learn from my mistakes kids
Balok77
Member
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yeah tbh u may as well get it out of the way, ask her out now and if it all goes pear shaped at least you have tried, and if it goes well then it'll all be cool. Better than keeping it a secret and always wandering what might of been if you had just hit that.....thts my $0.02
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

jord wrote:

Cyborg is wrong, I am the leading expert on Shires.

I own Jordshire, It's not on Wiki 'cause it's that good.

I'm a Lord that was Knighted, and I've got an OBE.
So... you bribed Blair before he went? How much did it take?
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|7027|Kent, UK

TheDarkRaven wrote:

jord wrote:

Cyborg is wrong, I am the leading expert on Shires.

I own Jordshire, It's not on Wiki 'cause it's that good.

I'm a Lord that was Knighted, and I've got an OBE.
So... you bribed Blair before he went? How much did it take?
2 sticks of gum and a GW Bush monkey doll
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

TheDarkRaven wrote:

jord wrote:

Cyborg is wrong, I am the leading expert on Shires.

I own Jordshire, It's not on Wiki 'cause it's that good.

I'm a Lord that was Knighted, and I've got an OBE.
So... you bribed Blair before he went? How much did it take?
120 000 Shillings.
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|7052|SE London

jord wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:

jord wrote:

Cyborg is wrong, I am the leading expert on Shires.

I own Jordshire, It's not on Wiki 'cause it's that good.

I'm a Lord that was Knighted, and I've got an OBE.
So... you bribed Blair before he went? How much did it take?
120 000 Shillings.
6 grand?!?

You got done.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

TheDarkRaven wrote:

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

stryyker wrote:

Ask her out? Just do it
Hes been going out with her for a day.
From this day, you idiot Surgeon!

Na, I'm taking the [good] advice and go out with her for the foreseeable future and beyond.
Why you haten
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

/me makes CN duke of taiwan
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Bertster7 wrote:

jord wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:


So... you bribed Blair before he went? How much did it take?
120 000 Shillings.
6 grand?!?

You got done.
Worth every penny, now I can look down on people. Like laidbackninja.
Simon
basically
+838|7129|UK

jord wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:

jord wrote:


120 000 Shillings.
6 grand?!?

You got done.
Worth every penny, now I can look down on people. Like laidbackninja.
I have a midget holding a stool for me wherever I go so I can look down on people with ease.
it's awesomeness.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Simon wrote:

jord wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:


6 grand?!?

You got done.
Worth every penny, now I can look down on people. Like laidbackninja.
I have a midget holding a stool for me wherever I go so I can look down on people with ease.
it's awesomeness.
hey you said you wouldnt call me a midget anymore
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Simon wrote:

jord wrote:

Bertster7 wrote:


6 grand?!?

You got done.
Worth every penny, now I can look down on people. Like laidbackninja.
I have a midget holding a stool for me wherever I go so I can look down on people with ease.
it's awesomeness.
You can't call them midgets.

Have some respect!
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

jord wrote:

Simon wrote:

jord wrote:


Worth every penny, now I can look down on people. Like laidbackninja.
I have a midget holding a stool for me wherever I go so I can look down on people with ease.
it's awesomeness.
You can't call them midgets.

Have some respect!
thankyou lord jord
jord
Member
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Mr.Surgeons wrote:

jord wrote:

Simon wrote:


I have a midget holding a stool for me wherever I go so I can look down on people with ease.
it's awesomeness.
You can't call them midgets.

Have some respect!
thankyou lord jord
That's the way to do it, I'm liking the new you.

Maybe this will land you that promotion at work.
Simon
basically
+838|7129|UK
They are now called the vertically challenged people of jordshire.
We shall all refer to those vertically challenged people of jordshire in that way, to not cause disrespect.
jord
Member
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Or VCPOJ.

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