Speaking of BF2/Stats... Don't You Just Love BOOBS?!?!

2007-07-03 08:57:35

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icecreamgod: Member; +13|6429

Morning ladies and gents. It is currently 8:52am Pacific Time. Yes I am at work

So I had this awesome dream last night that consisted of almost every girl I knew that had the nicest boobies I have ever seen. One of the four girls happened to be my ex-girlfriend. Anywho, I was just thinking to myself as I was showering this morning, why are boobs so great? So I did some thinking on my way to work. I thought of many possible ideas of why we men just plain love boobs.

1. We don't have them.
2. They are sooo incredibly soft and cuddly.
3. They are great for snuggling up with.
4. If your girlfiend is cool, she won't mind your face burried in them when the game is on.
5. They are the first thing we suck on when we come out.
6. And according to Peter Griffin... They are something to look at when you are forced to talk to women.

Anyways, just wondering, does anyone else feel the same way about tits... I mean they are so friggin awesome!!!

2007-07-03 09:00:03

#2

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6592

omg l1ke Woa><!!@31

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2007-07-03 09:00:16

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chittydog: less busy; +586|7099|Kubra, Damn it!

1. I love them.
2. You're about to be flamed for posting in the wrong forum.

2007-07-03 09:02:09

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elite.mafia: Banned; +122|6718|USA

Wrong Forum Section Omfg Ban Hammer!

2007-07-03 09:02:31

#5

']['error: Banned; +630|6908|The Netherlands

boobs r t3h win!11!1

2007-07-03 09:04:19

#6

Titch2349: iz me!; +358|6616|uk

I honestly don't know

But who cares, they are great to look at.

(What the fuck has this got to do with BF2)

2007-07-03 09:04:21

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Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6835|USA

because sometimes, if you're lucky, when you suck on the nipple you get a nice tasty treat.

2007-07-03 09:05:49

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Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6789|South Florida

I think the reason guys like em so much is because religion made people believe titties were somehow bad and should be covered up. And since so many billions are blind to the fiction of god, government took over and decided to make it a law that they cannot be shown in public.

Think about it, if they were shown publicaly for the last 100 years then they wouldnt be special at all.

Its the truth. We like them because we cannot see then as often as we want. And we want to see them because we dont see them often.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-07-03 09:06:46

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jord: Member; +2,382|6942|The North, beyond the wall.

Ender2309 wrote:
because sometimes, if you're lucky, when you suck on the nipple you get a nice tasty treat.

Sweat?

2007-07-03 09:09:05

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Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6835|USA

jord wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
because sometimes, if you're lucky, when you suck on the nipple you get a nice tasty treat.
Sweat?

no. its a bit whiter than that. think back to days yonder.
_{although sweat is tasty...}

@ mitch. no, its fucking not. its the same reason we like pussy. they have em and we don't, and when you poke it right, she moans and they jiggle. plus, if they're big enough, you can fuck em.
/porn.

the same thing can be said for the back of her head (under her hair) or her feet. not too many people are interested in that, eh? certainly, it might have added mysticism, but when it comes down to it, we're just too damned horny (not that that's a bad thing).

edit: some "enters"

edit 2: last Paragraph.

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2007-07-03 09:09:45

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chittydog: less busy; +586|7099|Kubra, Damn it!

Ender2309 wrote:
jord wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
because sometimes, if you're lucky, when you suck on the nipple you get a nice tasty treat.
Sweat?
no. its a bit whiter than that. think back to days yonder.
_{although sweat is tasty...}

@ mitch. no, its fucking not. its the same reason we like pussy. they have em and we don't, and when you poke it right, she moans and they jiggle. plus, if they're big enough, you can fuck em.
/porn.

edit: some "enters"

Pus? Like from a zit?

I don't know. You have to wonder about a guy who wants to get a "tasty, white treat" from sucking on something...

Last edited by chittydog (2007-07-03 09:11:15)

2007-07-03 09:10:44

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jord: Member; +2,382|6942|The North, beyond the wall.

Ender2309 wrote:
jord wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
because sometimes, if you're lucky, when you suck on the nipple you get a nice tasty treat.
Sweat?
no. its a bit whiter than that. think back to days yonder.
_{although sweat is tasty...}

@ mitch. no, its fucking not. its the same reason we like pussy. they have em and we don't, and when you poke it right, she moans and they jiggle. plus, if they're big enough, you can fuck em.
/porn.

edit: some "enters"

Sperm?

2007-07-03 09:11:15

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Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|6943|Broadlands, VA

jord wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
because sometimes, if you're lucky, when you suck on the nipple you get a nice tasty treat.
Sweat?

Heh...no. But, OMG it's good!

( * ) ( * )

2007-07-03 09:12:33

#14

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6835|USA

jord wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
jord wrote:

Sweat?
no. its a bit whiter than that. think back to days yonder.
_{although sweat is tasty...}

@ mitch. no, its fucking not. its the same reason we like pussy. they have em and we don't, and when you poke it right, she moans and they jiggle. plus, if they're big enough, you can fuck em.
/porn.

edit: some "enters"
Sperm?

....fine. i'll spell it out for you. B-R-E-A-S-T M-I-L-K. got it now? good.

2007-07-03 09:14:09

#15

JahManRed: wank; +646|6892|IRELAND

icecreamgod wrote:
Anywho, I was just thinking to myself as I was showering this morning, why are boobs so great?

I do not want to know your thoughts as you beat one out in the shower!!!!

2007-07-03 09:14:38

#16

SealXo: Member; +309|6800

manatees choose family guy episodes duh!

2007-07-03 09:14:58

#17

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6806|Texas - Bigger than France

I'm thinking about gaining a lot of weight so I can have some of my own.

2007-07-03 09:15:22

#18

jord: Member; +2,382|6942|The North, beyond the wall.

Ender2309 wrote:
jord wrote:
Ender2309 wrote:
no. its a bit whiter than that. think back to days yonder.
_{although sweat is tasty...}

@ mitch. no, its fucking not. its the same reason we like pussy. they have em and we don't, and when you poke it right, she moans and they jiggle. plus, if they're big enough, you can fuck em.
/porn.

edit: some "enters"
Sperm?
....fine. i'll spell it out for you. B-R-E-A-S-T M-I-L-K. got it now? good.

Ohhhh.

Why didn't you just say?

2007-07-03 09:22:05

#19

icecreamgod: Member; +13|6429

for all you flaming this forum, and shitting massive bricks the size of pangea and telling me this isn't part of bf2; all i was trying to do is lighten the mood. plus i had a dream with awesome boobs. i know lots of people are still somewhat angry with the stats issue (myself included - been over 2 weeks) so hey... lets just all agree and chat about something awesome

2007-07-03 09:24:23

#20

jord: Member; +2,382|6942|The North, beyond the wall.

icecreamgod wrote:
for all you flaming this forum, and shitting massive bricks the size of pangea and telling me this isn't part of bf2; all i was trying to do is lighten the mood. plus i had a dream with awesome boobs. i know lots of people are still somewhat angry with the stats issue (myself included - been over 2 weeks) so hey... lets just all agree and chat about something awesome

Awesome?

As in like Stats.

Yeah stats are awesome.

2007-07-03 09:24:24

#21

Tripp: I wanna be on you; +116|6791|So Cal

if it ain't D, it ain't me

2007-07-03 09:26:12

#22

icecreamgod: Member; +13|6429

Pug wrote:
I'm thinking about gaining a lot of weight so I can have some of my own.

pug you are officially my hero....

2007-07-03 09:27:49

#23

icecreamgod: Member; +13|6429

jord wrote:
icecreamgod wrote:
for all you flaming this forum, and shitting massive bricks the size of pangea and telling me this isn't part of bf2; all i was trying to do is lighten the mood. plus i had a dream with awesome boobs. i know lots of people are still somewhat angry with the stats issue (myself included - been over 2 weeks) so hey... lets just all agree and chat about something awesome
Awesome?

As in like Stats.

Yeah stats are awesome.

stats are awesome, but titties are wayyy better. put it this way, if my girlfriend was sitting next to me while i was playing bf2 and she was like, hey its either these (opens her shirt and lets have my way) or bf2... i think i would take the titties. but hey, maybe you like earning stats more on bf2 than boobs jord.

2007-07-03 09:28:58

#24

']['error: Banned; +630|6908|The Netherlands

icecreamgod wrote:
Pug wrote:
I'm thinking about gaining a lot of weight so I can have some of my own.
pug you are officially my hero....

LMAO hahaha

2007-07-03 09:32:32

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jurkj0: Member; +2|6417|enschede,Holland

ok boobs are nice
but exatly it al comes down to get laid!?!?!?
boobs are made for women to look nice because:
if you have to look at her feet to see if you are talking to the front!
then you will probably search another girl

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