Is there a contest for whomever can spell 'smacktard' the coolest way?
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I hopped into a jet on the USMC carrier on Dragon Valley. I was a terrible flyer back then (still am, but what I'm about to tell you will only happen if I'm crazy ).
It was the one on the edge of the carrier, so over the edge was the sea. Well, I didn't aim the nose of the plane up when firing up the engine, so as I slowly got off the carrier, I hovered into the sea and exploded.
My comrades were not pleased. They said things along the line of "you're a terrible flyer" and "you suck!!!".
It was the one on the edge of the carrier, so over the edge was the sea. Well, I didn't aim the nose of the plane up when firing up the engine, so as I slowly got off the carrier, I hovered into the sea and exploded.
My comrades were not pleased. They said things along the line of "you're a terrible flyer" and "you suck!!!".
My first time piloting a helicopter ever, on Wake, waited for the chopper to fill and promptly did a nose dive into the water, killing all aboard.
Still haven't successfully gotten the chopper from the carrier to the island, hehe.
Still haven't successfully gotten the chopper from the carrier to the island, hehe.
Um...yeah...this trumps all.
cowami in the BF2s US Server thread wrote:
TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE US TEAM ON THE SECOND ROUND OF MASHTUUR:
I apologize sincerely for the multiple accidental TKs I forced. I don't know what the hell happened. It seemed every time I chose to get out of or into a vehicle, something would happen: The Blackhawk landed on top of me, the tank and Humvee and wall collided, the E key decided not to get pressed and held, etc.
I'M FUCKING SORRY.
I feel better now.
All of you lamers are the reason I play IO.
Enjoy the vehicles losers
Enjoy the vehicles losers
mspaint.exe FTW!!!11!!1
Last edited by j4mi3-k1ll3r (2007-07-03 09:54:39)
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