Where Do You Aim? It truly is The Million Dollar Question

But in the "downstairs bathroom" i play a little game....

The light from the window reflets off the shower next to toilet, with the toilet inbetween the shower and the window.

Therefore when you pee, you get a line breaking the reflection onto the shower, and the line ends in the middle of the shower glass depending where you aim.

Therefore I vary my aim for the toilet, often so that the line ends at a mark on the shower glass.

(lol)

2007-07-03 07:58:01

#32

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6881|Gogledd Cymru

I sit, you can brush your teeth whilst doing it, read a paper, do weights if shitting , or take a dump

2007-07-03 08:02:26

#33

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6917|South Florida

Ace.O.Lamb wrote:
Backstory: This morning whilst taking a leak, i noticed something, that i have a routine spot in the toilet pan for when i urinate. Through years of trial and error i have nailed the spot in the toilet that is the most silent and causes minimum splash back!
You see i have perfected the "silent piss" due to my parents use to work late nights and so minimun noise was required when i went to the toilet, if you hit the water directly the noise can be almost defening*. Spash back has always been a problem, often common in urinals but sometimes in the home toilet as well. Aim to high...youve just pissed all over the back of the toilet, aim to close to the rim... you've just splashed your trousers.
Dont lie to yourself and pretend you have never encountered these problems, especially on drunken nights. Where do you aim in the toilet pan? I have created a image to show you my spot, feel free to give it a try, you will be impressed.

Here it is:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k68/P … haha-2.jpg

You can either copy and paste the pic and add your own little spot, or PM me the pic and i will edit another spot on the pan with your name on it so you can let the world know!

Why isn't there any water in there?

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-07-03 08:03:53

#34

']['error: Banned; +630|7036|The Netherlands

Mr.Surgeons wrote:
I sit, you can brush your teeth whilst doing it, read a paper, do weights if shitting , or take a dump

I always read whilst taking a dump. On summerholidays I used to play tetris on the toillet

2007-07-03 09:15:50

#35

citricacidx: Hooligan of War; +21|6896|Atlanta, GA

inbetween fenris and some random panda.

Recently though, I was at a friends house in a room with 2 single beds, I in one and a friend in the other. He was pretty drunk when he passed out. He decided that he had made it to the bathroom and it was a good place to pee... Ithink he aimed for my knee. Needless to say thankfully I wasn't dead asleep and immediately jumped up and was like "Dude wtf?!1?" to which he replied "......" Dude, dude you're pissing on the bed!

When he finished, he looked at me and said "It's ok now" and went back to sleep. True story

2007-07-03 09:25:23

#36

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7047|Brisbane, Australia

Im lazy so I dont put the seat up and have developed the accuracy to piss through the hole in the seat from meters away.

2007-07-03 09:39:53

#37

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7023|Finland

Right in the middle, where the noise is as loud as possible. Unless I feel like making a "happy circle". (360^o pirouette)

Sarrk wrote:
Im lazy so I dont put the seat up and have developed the accuracy to piss through the hole in the seat from meters away.

I do that from the kitchen. And it's behind two corners.

I need around tree fiddy.

2007-07-03 09:41:56

#38

Scr0k: A clown killed my dad; +47|6906|Alabama

thareaper254 wrote:
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8703/toiletqn5.png
rly

ahh the bank shot. nice.

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For me its:

https://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/scr0k/aim.jpg

Last edited by Scr0k (2007-07-03 09:48:47)

2007-07-03 10:09:34

#39

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7047|Brisbane, Australia

Sometimes, when I feel like being a dick, Ill piss with all my might right into the water to make a huge awkward sound.

2007-07-03 12:31:43

#40

Ace.O.Lamb: Got Lamb?; +56|6666|Outside your Back window

Lol i do that

2007-07-03 12:34:36

#41

Jamesey: I HATE you; +26|6546|Scotland!

Penetrator_01 wrote:
Last time I tried to pee, it was over someones car. Twat had parked in my parking space. I aimed for the drivers door handle.

Congrats, you're passive aggressive and disgusting.

Write a note next time, asshole.

2007-07-03 13:04:26

#42

Bruce-SuperNub: SuperNoob; +26|6541|Scotland

Sarrk wrote:
Sometimes, when I feel like being a dick, Ill piss with all my might right into the water to make a huge awkward sound.

2007-07-03 13:08:04

#43

K3rt6699: Member; +70|6760

what a topic

2007-07-03 13:08:30

#44

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6693

I aim for DonFck.

2007-07-03 13:15:24

#45

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6628|Uk

I aim for the toilet.......but i usually have to fire through 2 or more rooms to reach my target. whos gonna get up when you can piss from the sofa?

(i have a 27.23% accuracy rating)

2007-07-03 13:17:32