HAI MY NAME IS DIVINEMOMENTOFTRUTH AND IM THE BIGGEST KOCKLAND WHORE IN THE GAME OF BATELFIELDS2!1. IVE BEEN PLAYING KOCKLAND FOR LIEK 40,000 POINTS IN TEH LAST MONTH AND EA IS FAGETS AND HASENT GIVEN ME N E OF THEM BATELFIELDS2 IS MY LIFE AND I GET UPSET WHEN I DONT GET MY POINTS. I DID TEH CALCULATIONS USING MY SOLAR CALCULATOR AND ITS GONNA TAKE 2 YEARS FOR MY STATS TO UPDATE BY THEN IM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF MY OBESITY OR MY BRAIN IS GOING TO FRY BECAUSE I STARE AT KOCKLAND ALL DAY
