If it was up to you..

2007-07-10 17:30:21

#26

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6744|Somewhere else

Well, would you rather have your genitals covered in fire ants for six hours then have them infected with flesh eating bacteria, then cut off with a weed whacker, or would you like to have a few million dollars?

I mean, seriously....

EDIT: changed "nuts" to "Genitals"

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2007-07-10 17:43:39

#27

Homercide: Member; +21|6831

If I choose the first alternative, can I have the #1 rank as well?

2007-07-10 17:46:02

#28

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6727|meh-land

Homercide wrote:
If I choose the first alternative, can I have the #1 rank as well?

why is the OP asking himself a question?

2007-07-10 17:47:43

#29

Smitty5613: Member; +46|6790|Middle of nowhere, California

Homercide wrote:
Would you rather have unlimited access to money and girls OR would you like to be #1 in the BF2-ranking?

umm.... i feel for anyone who would choose the 2nd answer....

2007-07-10 17:49:55

#30

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|6942|Middle of nowhere

Blehm98 wrote:
Homercide wrote:
If I choose the first alternative, can I have the #1 rank as well?
why is the OP asking himself a question?

because i feel like asking... what the hell does "OP" stand for? i know it's the topic starter... but that's TS....

2007-07-10 17:50:35

#31

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7005|OctoLand

Obviously the number 1 rank, then everytime the leaderboard got hacked...I could come to these forums and watch all you dicks go "Zomg uberhackers, maybe justice will get wiped by accident, zomg his stats are uber, lets make 10 million threads about him, zomg...zomg...zomg and .....zomg"

That would be priceless.

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I know fucking karate

2007-07-10 18:07:54

#32

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6709|The Land of Scott Walker

This is a rhetorical question, yes?

2007-07-10 18:45:44

#33

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6983|Melbourne, Australia

Stun_Gun wrote:
money and girl, then just pay someone to make me #1 lol
Kind of a stupid question i think any guy will pick a girl over a game.... well i would hope so...

what if a person in particular lets call him I.M.I .. no no wait thats to obvious.. Militant liked other men instead of girls?

2007-07-10 18:49:07

#34

evilcartman99: The Octagon; +18|6676|da ville, va

What is this I mean you could just buy EA with the Money or get a babe with AIDS to kill the top execs and then buy it

2007-07-10 18:51:04

#35

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6902|Amsterdam, NY

genius_man16 wrote:
Blehm98 wrote:
Homercide wrote:
If I choose the first alternative, can I have the #1 rank as well?
why is the OP asking himself a question?
because i feel like asking... what the hell does "OP" stand for? i know it's the topic starter... but that's TS....

Original Poster I think

2007-07-10 18:51:54

#36

TrashBlinD: french canadians suck; +135|6906|can

cablecopulate wrote:
Somebody close this thread before homercide makes himself look like a fool even more.

2007-07-10 19:07:50

#37

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6772|Bournemouth, South England

Everyone knows that being in the top 10 of BF2 is BOUND to get you laid by loads of chicks.

2007-07-10 19:45:13

#38

David.P: Banned; +649|6538

S.Lythberg wrote:
Homercide wrote:
Would you rather have unlimited access to money and girls OR would you like to be #1 in the BF2-ranking?
Is that even a question??

Fuck BF2, I could pay people to get my account to #1

2007-07-10 20:26:24

#39

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|6942|Middle of nowhere

SgtSlauther wrote:
genius_man16 wrote:
Blehm98 wrote:

why is the OP asking himself a question?
because i feel like asking... what the hell does "OP" stand for? i know it's the topic starter... but that's TS....
Original Poster I think

makes sense

2007-07-10 20:58:34

#40

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6493|NSW, Australia

money - pay ea to make the game better and make me number 1

2007-07-10 21:02:17

#41

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6885|Gold coast, Aus.

The points because when i'm number one in the world EA will hire me as a professional gamer and I will make lots of money and girls will like be for being awesome anyway.

2007-07-10 22:16:10

#42

Liberal-Sl@yer: Certified BF2S Asshole; +131|6720|The edge of sanity

wheres the option to have cyborg as mah bitch and monies?

2007-07-10 22:39:17

#43

SharkyMcshark: I'll take two; +132|7049|Perth, Western Australia

Thats not even a choice for me. TOP OF BF2 FTW! COS THEN iD MEET A HELLAH FIT SEXY AND RICH BF2 CHICK ONLINE!

2007-07-10 22:40:57

#44

Andoura: Got loooollllll ?; +853|6903|Montreal, Qc, Canada

girlz, money and cum shot!

2007-07-10 22:59:44

#45

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6758|Sydney, Australia

Once upon a time, a man wakes up dazed in his office at 2am in the morning. He's confused and has no recollection of how he got into this place or of anything else. He looks around, and suddenly spots a genie standing next to his desk.

"Ah, you're awake" The genie says to him.

"Who are you?"

"I am a genie. And now, for your final wish?"

"Wait" The man says. "Shouldn't I get three wishes or something?"

"Yes, you have used your first wish already. And you hated the result so much that for your second wish you wished that everything went back to the way it was before and you would forget everything that had happened. So as you can see, you have one more wish left."

The man was annoyed that he had one left, but what the heck. "Alright, I wish that I am irresistible to women."

"You're wish is my command" The genie waved his arms, and then, before disappearing forever, said "Funny, that was your first wish too."

2007-07-10 23:36:08

#46

Stun_Gun: The Tom Cruise of BF2 pilots; +102|7037|California, US

I.M.I Militant wrote:
Stun_Gun wrote:
money and girl, then just pay someone to make me #1 lol
Kind of a stupid question i think any guy will pick a girl over a game.... well i would hope so...
what if a person in particular lets call him I.M.I .. no no wait thats to obvious.. Militant liked other men instead of girls?

HAHA... no comment

2007-07-10 23:40:14

#47

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7038|Noizyland

If anyone takes option two I think that means they have legally forfeited their life.

Honestly Homercide, what type of people do you think we have here?

[Blinking eyes thing]
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