LOL so should i just find someone to have sex with?agent146 wrote:
have sex. or do anyhting that makes your heart go faster = less fat.
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not necessary, you have 2 handsAyumiz wrote:
LOL so should i just find someone to have sex with?agent146 wrote:
have sex. or do anyhting that makes your heart go faster = less fat.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Chubby little looser... no wait...
Pathetic little fat man,
No one's bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh's at,
They all just wish he'd die.
He's so depressed at being hated,
Fatty takes his own life - fatty? Fatso? Yeah I like fatso lets go with that.
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his bloated face off - no, wait...
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
Okay everyone sing that last line,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space!
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, (Pug, pug, pug, pug,)
Little fat man, with the pug-nosed face, (Pug, pug, pug, pug,)
Little fat maan! (Pug, pug, pug, pug.)
Pathetic little fat man,
No one's bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh's at,
They all just wish he'd die.
He's so depressed at being hated,
Fatty takes his own life - fatty? Fatso? Yeah I like fatso lets go with that.
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his bloated face off - no, wait...
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
Okay everyone sing that last line,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space!
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, (Pug, pug, pug, pug,)
Little fat man, with the pug-nosed face, (Pug, pug, pug, pug,)
Little fat maan! (Pug, pug, pug, pug.)
[Blinking eyes thing]
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ya at night with headphones.....make sure to put on your "ROB ME!" sign also....oh and try to sport some expensive jewelry....the more weight, the more resistance, right?Mitch wrote:
Running helps to burn fat in those places that dont have specificly trainable muscles. Such as your face and neck. Run!Ayumiz wrote:
My face seems a little fat maybe its due to the lack of exercise and all that. I havent been regularly doing workout. So will going to the gym help?
Put on a pointy white hat and run through the ghetto, that'll give you a good work out.
But im serious, run run run! Jogging is also acceptable, get your heart beating.
Run at night when its cooler, and you can concentrate. Bring some music.
edit: for real man, get away from the PC or whatever it is that is making you sit on your ass.
get a job?
even cutting grass around the neighborhood will whip your ass into shape.
go dig a hole......move some rocks......build something......cut something down.....run from the police.....ok that last one wasnt very constructive, but i hope you get my point.
Last edited by Parker (2007-07-12 04:00:28)
Ran home from town due to needing a leak real bad, coulda whizzed in the trees somewhere but I was scared of surprise buttsecks! Better than treadmills the scenery whizzing past is a great motivational tool, on top of that pit bulls.Mitch wrote:
Running helps to burn fat in those places that dont have specificly trainable muscles. Such as your face and neck. Run!Ayumiz wrote:
My face seems a little fat maybe its due to the lack of exercise and all that. I havent been regularly doing workout. So will going to the gym help?
Put on a pointy white hat and run through the ghetto, that'll give you a good work out.
But im serious, run run run! Jogging is also acceptable, get your heart beating.
Run at night when its cooler, and you can concentrate. Bring some music.
yea best advice eat less , eat foods that are not fatty then also workout once in a while if u can
Did you just have that poem waiting for the right moment?Ty wrote:
Chubby little looser... no wait...
Pathetic little fat man,
No one's bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh's at,
They all just wish he'd die.
He's so depressed at being hated,
Fatty takes his own life - fatty? Fatso? Yeah I like fatso lets go with that.
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his bloated face off - no, wait...
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
Okay everyone sing that last line,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space!
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, (Pug, pug, pug, pug,)
Little fat man, with the pug-nosed face, (Pug, pug, pug, pug,)
Little fat maan! (Pug, pug, pug, pug.)
Hhahaha suckers. All i do is compute + eat and i weigh 45kg's. I win.
Nah, I've just had it going around my head over and over and I found an almost fitting opportunity to type it out. Gervias is a legend.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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If you're talking about Ricky Gervais than he's a fat fuck himself with that shitty simpsons episode FUCK HIM. I hate him.
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Anyway, just do alot of sports + running. Sex is a crazy calorie burner.
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Anyway, just do alot of sports + running. Sex is a crazy calorie burner.
Your a bad man you hate fat people!Ty wrote:
Nah, I've just had it going around my head over and over and I found an almost fitting opportunity to type it out. Gervias is a legend.
You can also go for one of the popular diets. Recently there was talk about UN-diet. I dont know if its United Nations diet or UN-diet as in NOT-diet or something like that. Someone can maybe google it and give some links..... Im busy now. Its been on the news few times and apparently it works wonders.
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