I go into a server after an afternoon recording stuff with FRAPS, hoping for a quiet game on Sharqui. After a few minutes of play I realise that the team i got chucked on is getting battered (mainly by the enemy helicopter and armour) A few more minutes of getting my arse plastered to walls by the MEC chopper and i look at the scoreboard and realise i'm getting raped by 3 guys from a clan ( [NSBC] clan), one of them is in a BTR-90 and the other 2 are in the Havok. I grit my teeth and continue, until to my surprise I see the guy who was driving around raping us all in the BTR-90 stood on a roof, launching grenades down onto my stupid teammates who tried and failed to kill him for several minutes, he didnt use his gun, just his GL (was being rearmed by one of his clanmates lying behind him as i later found). Being the crafty twat that I am, I equipped a flashbang and threw it up, climbed the ladder to see the the 3 members of the [NSBC] writhing about on the roof like blind epileptic rats, just managed to pull my knife out before a teammates frag landed at my feet. Another flashbang goes up after several more minutes of being killed as i spawn by the [NSBC] guys and i arrive to see them blinded by my cunning use of a diversionary device - just to teach them a lesson they get blown up by their favourite weapon - the beloved noob tube.
I then asked the guy who appeared to be their leader of sorts ( [NSBC]NAZARINEO ) if he could survive without his grenade launcher or APC for more than a minute (the only times I had seen him before the rooftop incident on foot, he ran across a street, missed me with his GL then bounced around until i ran up and emptied my magazine into him). He then starts calling me a noob and his clanmates join in with the insults while I point out my observations, he also tells me to 'check his stats and shut the fuck up', so I take down his name and read it out to my mate on Teamspeak, who starts pissing himself laughing -
http://bf2s.com/player/44723736/
If you can't see what made us both laugh, you need your eyes testing. The Noob-Tuber who called me a noob, is practically unable to get a kill without using a GL or a vehicle. He also has a shit SPM and KDR. I know mine aren't golden (they are improving fast), but at least i'm not a whore who calls anyone and everyone a noob.
His clanmates stats tell pretty much the same story.
Happens all the time, but these guys definately deserved a good moan.
I then asked the guy who appeared to be their leader of sorts ( [NSBC]NAZARINEO ) if he could survive without his grenade launcher or APC for more than a minute (the only times I had seen him before the rooftop incident on foot, he ran across a street, missed me with his GL then bounced around until i ran up and emptied my magazine into him). He then starts calling me a noob and his clanmates join in with the insults while I point out my observations, he also tells me to 'check his stats and shut the fuck up', so I take down his name and read it out to my mate on Teamspeak, who starts pissing himself laughing -
http://bf2s.com/player/44723736/
If you can't see what made us both laugh, you need your eyes testing. The Noob-Tuber who called me a noob, is practically unable to get a kill without using a GL or a vehicle. He also has a shit SPM and KDR. I know mine aren't golden (they are improving fast), but at least i'm not a whore who calls anyone and everyone a noob.
His clanmates stats tell pretty much the same story.
Happens all the time, but these guys definately deserved a good moan.