FOR SALE: Wake Island Jaloppy

2007-07-17 06:15:51

#1

MaximumMayhem: Member; +27|7122|Mashtuur Boulevard

1989 Wake Island 'Jaloppy' aka Beaver Magnet

Much loved with only one Chinese owner. Camo paintjob. Has the words "Beevar Magnit" spray painted across each wheel arch in black semi gloss spray paint. Lowered to the max and comes with Hitachi A-TRAC sound player / AM radio. A few bullet holes and 'love dings' but nothing an engineer's wrench or the contents of a supply drop can't fix. Runs well. Roof mounted .50 cal machine gun / parachute (for those nice romantic nights when you want to launch off cliffs with your loved one). Seats four. Has some trouble climbing small inclines + will cause problems if immersed in any sort of water.

Must sell due to evacuation off Island after unfortunate US takeover.

$12.00 or nearest offer!

https://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1949/jaloppygh1.jpg

Last edited by MaximumMayhem (2007-07-18 02:05:32)

2007-07-17 06:19:00

#2

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6919|Boulder, CO

Does it come with a full tank of gas?

2007-07-17 06:19:16

#3

l41e: Member; +677|7120

Noobeater wrote:
Does it come with a full tank of gas?

Yes. It gets infinite miles to the gallon.

2007-07-17 06:26:49

#4

Criminal: yo shut the fuck up charles; +20|7108

i will give you a high five and my chocolate milk

2007-07-17 06:32:57

#5

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6874|dm_maidenhead

No advertising!

2007-07-17 06:37:14

#6

MaximumMayhem: Member; +27|7122|Mashtuur Boulevard

Criminal.. its tempting. Ive contacted you via PM. Looks like this may be sold unless I get a better offer. That choc milk sounds reallllyyy good though.

2007-07-17 06:40:14

#7

l41e: Member; +677|7120

I'll give you a half-empty disposable camera, two pencils, and a strip of packaging tape for it.

2007-07-17 06:40:33

#8

Curtor: Member; +6|6621|Canada

Details? What year is it? How many miles? Trade backs allowed?

2007-07-17 06:41:23

#9

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6998|Milkystania, yurop

I will give you a cookie AND 2 choc milks..............and a hippo

2007-07-17 06:42:10

#10

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7124|pimelteror.de

Lol

2007-07-17 06:42:33

#11

[THE] comben: Wee and Biscuits; +43|7005|Cardiff

k30dxedle wrote:
I'll give you a half-empty disposable camera, two pencils, and a strip of packaging tape for it.

ill see that offer..... and raise you an empty packet of swan filters and a lighter with no flint!

hoozah! beat that!

2007-07-17 06:43:44

#12

l41e: Member; +677|7120

[THE] comben wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:
I'll give you a half-empty disposable camera, two pencils, and a strip of packaging tape for it.
ill see that offer..... and raise you an empty packet of swan filters and a lighter with no flint!

hoozah! beat that!

Oh, it's on. I'll see that and raise a flashlight bulb and a charger for an obsolete cell phone.

2007-07-17 06:44:20

#13

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6919|Boulder, CO

a random remote to a tv tuner AND a pack of crinkle cut prawn and cocktail crisps as well as a used tea bag.

2007-07-17 06:45:33

#14

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6874|dm_maidenhead

I'll give you a key to my house. And not tell you where I live, so you have to try every house in Maidenhead. Mwuahaha.

2007-07-17 06:46:00

#15

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6998|Milkystania, yurop

k30dxedle wrote:
[THE] comben wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:
I'll give you a half-empty disposable camera, two pencils, and a strip of packaging tape for it.
ill see that offer..... and raise you an empty packet of swan filters and a lighter with no flint!

hoozah! beat that!
Oh, it's on. I'll see that and raise a flashlight bulb and a charger for an obsolete cell phone.

Im confiscating all of your property and will use your property to get me that car.....did i mention you will get a cookie for your trouble?

2007-07-17 06:46:58

#16

l41e: Member; +677|7120

Magpie wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:
[THE] comben wrote:

ill see that offer..... and raise you an empty packet of swan filters and a lighter with no flint!

hoozah! beat that!
Oh, it's on. I'll see that and raise a flashlight bulb and a charger for an obsolete cell phone.
Im confiscating all of your property and will use your property to get me that car.....did i mention you will get a cookie for your trouble?

I'll give you his life and the deed to his house. You know you want to take the offer.

2007-07-17 06:49:39

#17

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6998|Milkystania, yurop

k30dxedle wrote:
Magpie wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:

Oh, it's on. I'll see that and raise a flashlight bulb and a charger for an obsolete cell phone.
Im confiscating all of your property and will use your property to get me that car.....did i mention you will get a cookie for your trouble?
I'll give you his life and the deed to his house. You know you want to take the offer.

.....ooooooooooor i will just steal the car and all of you guys things that i want (mothers in laws excluded)

2007-07-17 06:50:44

#18

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6744

Shit!i want one.Does it come with a toothbrush?(see mine vid lol)

2007-07-17 06:50:56

#19

l41e: Member; +677|7120

Magpie wrote:
k30dxedle wrote:
Magpie wrote:

Im confiscating all of your property and will use your property to get me that car.....did i mention you will get a cookie for your trouble?
I'll give you his life and the deed to his house. You know you want to take the offer.
.....ooooooooooor i will just steal the car and all of you guys things that i want (mothers in laws excluded)

I'll shoot him in the face and raise my previous offer by the shell casing.

2007-07-17 06:53:30

#20

MaximumMayhem: Member; +27|7122|Mashtuur Boulevard

Curtor wrote:
Details? What year is it? How many miles? Trade backs allowed?

No trade backs due to my unit being sent out to defend Songhua Peninsula from a US counterattack. Its a 1989 with around 200,000 miles. Engine rebuilt once after jaloppy was caught in artillery fire.

A HIPPO!?!?! What colour? Is it ridable / responds to commands? It would make a great mounted unit against the American RIBs that have been dominating our forces.

Last edited by MaximumMayhem (2007-07-17 06:57:12)

2007-07-17 07:03:25

#21

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6998|Milkystania, yurop

MaximumMayhem wrote:
Curtor wrote:
Details? What year is it? How many miles? Trade backs allowed?
No trade backs due to my unit being sent out to defend Songhua Peninsula from a US counterattack. Its a 1989 with around 200,000 miles. Engine rebuilt once after jaloppy was caught in artillery fire.

A HIPPO!?!?! What colour? Is it ridable / responds to commands? It would make a great mounted unit against the American RIBs that have been dominating our forces.

It is ridable , and does respond to some commands (get beer , fetch food etc) can be submerged for some time ,scares away crocs and eats anything in the water. Its colour is grey but can be moded to the colour of your choice.

and did i mention you will also get a cookie?

2007-07-17 07:04:45

#22

Maj.Do: Member; +85|7223|good old CA

is it automatic or stick shift?

2007-07-17 07:06:05

#23

l41e: Member; +677|7120

Maj.Do wrote:
is it automatic or stick shift?

Automatic; both the engine and the .50 cal.

2007-07-17 07:06:11

#24

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6663|Roma

Is it MOT'd and Taxed?

I will offer you 100 of my finest english tea leaves

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2007-07-17 07:06:29

#25

brickZ28: Master of Puppets; +15|7209|IL

Is it A=Track or my favorite an 8 Track player.

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