Solution to prison overcrowding.

2007-07-17 14:04:00

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

Simple, i don't know why anyone hasn't implemented this yet.

First off, find a small, plain island, off the coast of some shit country (i.e Scotland )

Surround island with patrol vessels/sharks with lasers

Dump the most evil/retarded prisoners on the island, with a little bit of food.

Advertise trips around the island, open to all, in Blackhawks equipped with M134's.

Shoot them all.

Clever eh? Well this would A)reduce overcrowding, and B)Make the UK.Gov some money!

Another brainwave, this one related to joy riding.

Instead of crappy repainted commercial helicopters for the police, give them Apaches.
Simple really, see a joyrider, blow him away with a hellfire. I reckon that might deter some joyriders.

Contact me with other problems in your country, and i'll do my best to solve them! (in a "alternative" manner)

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2007-07-17 14:05:19

#2

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7099|UK

They could televise it and make even more money. Some reality TV show that'd be.

2007-07-17 14:06:00

#3

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

liquidat0r wrote:
They could televise it and make even more money. Some reality TV show that'd be.

Good idea, you're hired.

edit-It could replace "castway", which the BBC seems determined to kill us with

Last edited by fatherted13 (2007-07-17 14:07:05)

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2007-07-17 14:07:38

#4

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7034|British Columbia, Canada

I think it would be better to just let your country's Military have Live gun Ranges.

2007-07-17 14:08:54

#5

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7009|Long Island, New York

Needs moar

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2007-07-17 14:09:23

#6

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7099|UK

"I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" --> "I'm a Prisoner, Shoot Me!"

First Bushtukah trial: Russian Roulette.

2007-07-17 14:10:21

#7

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

liquidat0r wrote:
"I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" --> "I'm a Prisoner, Shoot Me!"

First Bushtukah trial: Russian Roulette.

Scratch that, 1st trial, how many grenades can you stick up your arse in 3 seconds.

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2007-07-17 14:10:23

#8

gameaddict: Member; +35|7152|let op drempels

liquidat0r wrote:
They could televise it and make even more money. Some reality TV show that'd be.

Running man, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger you have rapist and killers hmmmmm i like it.

2007-07-17 14:11:37

#9

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

gameaddict wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
They could televise it and make even more money. Some reality TV show that'd be.
Running man, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger you have rapist and killers hmmmmm i like it.

A kinda, unfairer remake of BR

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2007-07-17 14:18:39

#10

gameaddict: Member; +35|7152|let op drempels

fatherted13 wrote:
gameaddict wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
They could televise it and make even more money. Some reality TV show that'd be.
Running man, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger you have rapist and killers hmmmmm i like it.
A kinda, unfairer remake of BR

Uh not 100% sure about this, but wasn't running man before BR.

2007-07-17 14:19:33

#11

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

gameaddict wrote:
fatherted13 wrote:
gameaddict wrote:

Running man, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger you have rapist and killers hmmmmm i like it.
A kinda, unfairer remake of BR
Uh not 100% sure about this, but wasn't running man before BR.

Not a clue. Don't care.

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2007-07-17 14:20:31

#12

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6914|Stealth City, UK

https://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/blogs/fillips/images/Escape%20from%20New%20York.bmp

2007-07-17 14:25:58

#13

DeathBecomesYu: Member; +171|6651

buLLet_t00th wrote:
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/ … 20York.bmp

A better example of a movie that depicts this is "No Escape"

Prisoners stranded on an island left to fight over its resources and no where to go.

2007-07-17 14:27:18

#14

gameaddict: Member; +35|7152|let op drempels

But on a more serious note............why not? i mean if someone is doing time for life then whats the point in having him live, round up a firing squad.

2007-07-17 14:35:42

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7093|London, England

Put them all in a big container and bury them under the seabed and act like nothing has happened.

2007-07-17 14:37:44

#16

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Well, that depends.

Are the M134s pre-patch 1.22? Cause if they aren't, they're shit.

I know, I know, I had to say it.

2007-07-17 14:40:51

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

cowami wrote:
Well, that depends.

Are the M134s pre-patch 1.22? Cause if they aren't, they're shit.

I know, I know, I had to say it.

Geek. GTFO

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2007-07-17 14:43:22

#18

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

fatherted13 wrote:
cowami wrote:
Well, that depends.

Are the M134s pre-patch 1.22? Cause if they aren't, they're shit.

I know, I know, I had to say it.
Geek. GTFO

/emo

I'm not different, I'm unique!

2007-07-17 14:49:27

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

cowami wrote:
fatherted13 wrote:
cowami wrote:
Well, that depends.

Are the M134s pre-patch 1.22? Cause if they aren't, they're shit.

I know, I know, I had to say it.
Geek. GTFO
/emo

I'm not different, I'm unique!

Thank Fuck

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2007-07-17 14:50:58

#20

Dersmikner: Member; +147|6970|Texas

Just send them all to Africa without condoms or AZT. They'll be dead in 18 months anyway and we won't have to buy any food.

2007-07-17 14:52:36

#21

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

Dersmikner wrote:
Just send them all to Africa without condoms or AZT. They'll be dead in 18 months anyway and we won't have to buy any food.

Cheaper to send em up to Orkney, and a hell of a lot more fun mashing them with M134's. For a few £ more, You can be the gunner in a Helo Gunship!

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2007-07-17 14:53:47

#22

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

fatherted13 wrote:
Dersmikner wrote:
Just send them all to Africa without condoms or AZT. They'll be dead in 18 months anyway and we won't have to buy any food.
Cheaper to send em up to Orkney, and a hell of a lot more fun mashing them with M134's. For a few £ more, You can be the gunner in a Helo Gunship!

Can I brings my noobtube?

2007-07-17 14:55:45

#23

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

cowami wrote:
fatherted13 wrote:
Dersmikner wrote:
Just send them all to Africa without condoms or AZT. They'll be dead in 18 months anyway and we won't have to buy any food.
Cheaper to send em up to Orkney, and a hell of a lot more fun mashing them with M134's. For a few £ more, You can be the gunner in a Helo Gunship!
Can I brings my noobtube?

Hmm. Depends. No, you can queue for the Blackhawk like everyone else.

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2007-07-17 14:56:59

#24

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6761|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

fatherted13 wrote:
cowami wrote:
fatherted13 wrote:

Cheaper to send em up to Orkney, and a hell of a lot more fun mashing them with M134's. For a few £ more, You can be the gunner in a Helo Gunship!
Can I brings my noobtube?
Hmm. Depends. No, you can queue line up for the Blackhawk like everyone else.

Fixed your poor English skillz.

2007-07-17 14:58:46

#25

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6972|so randum

cowami wrote:
fatherted13 wrote:
cowami wrote:

Can I brings my noobtube?
Hmm. Depends. No, you can queue line up for the Blackhawk like everyone else.
Fixed your poor English skillz.

You, being American, are not qualified to correct ANYONES english "skillz"

Love you really

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